**************************************************************************** ********** August 15

Okay. I have tried to avoid writing in this stupid book for a while now. I really don't know what this is for. {I'm a journal} You can think? {Obviously} I don't work well with thinking journals. {Why?} Long story.

{Why don't you tell me about yourself?} Why? {That's what a journal is used for, smart one.}You' re not a nice journal ya know. {Figures, I have you as an owner. What is your name?} Harry. {Well, hello Harry.}

What else do I tell a journal? {Well, how old are you?}16. {You could have fooled me. I thought you were at least 5} Very funny. {Do you have any brothers or sisters that have to put up with your stupidity?} Nope. {Oh, your parents spoiled you. Ha! I should have guessed.} I don't live with my parents. {Are your parents on vacation?} No. {Are they dead?} Yes. {Would you like me to change the subject?} Yes. {Okay.}

{Do you have friends?} Maybe. {That's a "yes" or "no" question. It's okay to tell me that know one you know can put up with you.} Yes, I have friends. {Well, genius, do they have names?} Why couldn't you ask nicely? Their names are Hermione and Ron. {Next time you see them, make sure you don't act like such an idiot. By the way, I know Hermione. She charmed me. She told me to give a message but I don't think I'll give it to you since, your being mean.} Well she didn't do a good job of making you "charming", did she? Just give my the bloody message. {And, why should I? Do you deserve it?} I could burn you. {Ah, that is true here is you message, as you wished.}

Hiya Harry, I hope you love this journal! I charmed it myself. It's supposed to be like an extra friend for you and, since you sometimes have a lot on your mind, you can tell it to him.

Ron was wondering if you wanted to come to the Burrow for the rest of the summer holidays. If you did than I come get you the muggle way. I don't think that would give your uncle much to fuss about.

Can't wait to hear from you! Love, Hermione

{Are you happy now?} Very happy, thank you. {Is there anything else that you want from me right now?} No, I don't think I'll ever want anything from you. {I doubt that greatly. Just sign your name at the bottom and I'll leave you alone.}

Harry {Goodnight}

A/N: I have paragraphs! Yeah! Thank you guys for reviewing yes, I know it's boring it's only the first two chapters it gets much better, trust me. -Purebloodprincess