The Talent Competition Chapter 5: The Talent Competition: Part 5, a harry potter fanfic

The Talent Competition

O.K. well, from what I calculate, there will be about 4 more chapters and I will revile the winner!

Announcer: Here's a hound of a guy, Remus Lupin!

Music started.

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as
A poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without
A sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you
A heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong
I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream
Are we having fun yet?

Yet, yet, yet, no no
Yet, yet, yet, no no

It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and
I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
'Cos living with him must have
Damn near killed you

And this is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

Yet, yet, yet, no no
Yet, yet, yet, no no
Yet, yet, yet, no no
Yet, yet, yet, no no

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as
A poor man stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

Yet, yet
Are we having fun yet?
Yet, yet
Are we having fun yet?
Yet, yet
Are we having fun yet?
Yet, yet
No, no, no

(Crickets chirping)

Announcer: O.K., next on the list is the slithering evil himself, the Basilisk!

The music started.

Oooh La La
I see stars
I'm seeing stars (6x)

Once again, I find myself with my friends,
dancing the night away, Its like the party never ends.
Then again we don't want it to stop,
'cause tonight's the night it goes sweatbox,
laser beams, flashing lights, wild cards,
Men from Mars, dressed in Stars and stripes,
Eclectic electric
Ladies of the evening
drinking booze and mingling
Mashing to the music, I can do anything
Freaky dicky star speckles and pink butterflies
and life is nice, so nice.
I walk into a club and I've found paradise,
I'm seeing stars, I can't believe my eyes.

Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise,
I dance all night, we're gonna dance all night,
dance all night to this DJ.
Ah Sugar, dance all night to this DJ.
Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise,
Dance all night, we're gonna dance all night,
dance all night to this DJ,
Ah Sugar,
dance all night to this DJ, dance all night to this DJ,
lover dance all night to this DJ.

Like the record spins on the trails we blaze
The walls are closing in but that's ok because I've been waiting all week to feel this way and it feels so good, so good.
I'm on top of the world the coolest kid in the neighbourhood
So let me be your star for one night that's right.
Sweatbox, laser beams, flashing lights, you've got to feel the rush, feel the spice of life. Love-life, Shifty rolls the dice snake eyes surprise.
Iceing..Mesmorizing. the minds are sick ones 'cause what we are, is victims of fun. Come on, come on, the fun is just begun; come on the fun is just begun. Ha Ha!!

Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise, dance all night, we're gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ.
Ah Sugar, dance all night to this DJ. Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise, Dance all night, we're gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ,
Ah Sugar, dance all night to this DJ, dance all night to this DJ, lover dance all night to this DJ.

It goes
Oooh la la
I see stars
I'm seeing stars (2x)

Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise,
I dance all night, we're gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ. Ah Sugar, dance all night to this DJ.
Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise, Dance all night, we're gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ,
Ah Sugar, dance all night to this DJ, dance all night to this DJ, sugar dance all night to this DJ, dance all night to this DJ

The crowd cheered, thinking that they would be eaten if they didn't! (That was totally wrong because he would have just looked at them and killed them all)

Announcer: Well, that was frightening, lets get back to, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hello, ssssssssssss, this isssssssss, your basiisssssk, I desssssssssssided to take over the announsssers job. He was annoying me, ssssssss. O.k., nexxxxxxxt, issssss a nisssssssse housssssse elf, sssssss!

The music started.

Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog

too

And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out

If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out

Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?

HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!

I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid

I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate

Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets

Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!

Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links?

In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink

(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well

But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell

Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the

creepy monsters want

Plus I'll be taking your TV

Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera

I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah

Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep

I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep

Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?

I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament

Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug

Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to

bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head

Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder

Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's

cucumber

Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire

Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware

No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!

Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin

No porn and shut the shade Gabe-

One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid

Everyone had a shocked look on their face.

Basilisk: That wasssssss nisssssssssssse, now here isssss the Weasssssley brothers, Ron, George, and Fred, sssssss.

The music started.

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)

[Chorus:]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass
So (no)

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)

[Chorus]

If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no (oh)

No scrub
No scrub (no no)
No scrub (no no no no no)
No scrub (no no)
No

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

Basilisk: Well, that wasssssssssssssssssssssss very interessssssssssting!

(The crowd is now planning an attack on the basilisk, because the author of this hilariously funny story is getting tired of typing all of those s's)

Basilisk: O.K, now, next issssssssssssssss a meanie of a guard, Argus Filch!

The music started! Wonderful, how do I do it?

Come, come on
Come on, come on
The black suits comin'
The black suits comin'

I'm comin'
I'm comin'
I'm comin'
I'm comin

I am the
Man in black
I'm back breaking the back of the
Random attacker so
Can the flack
Yo, I'm dangerous
I been trained to bust
When a stranger fuss
Trying to endanger us
Praise me y'all
Don't nothin faze me y'all
When they see me, they gaze be all
Crazy y'all
They say I'm a myth
Trust me if somebody rip
Out of the depths of
Your imagination appears Will Smith
Black suit, the black shades, the black shoes
Black tie with the black attitude
New style, black Ray-Bans, I'm stunning man
New hotness, pitch black, six hundred man Don't you understand, what, you thought I wouldn't come again
Leave you hanging without bringing you the fun again
Tanglin' with the alien scum again
Mind your manners or the black suits runnin' 'em

Nod ya head (nod ya head) (the black suits comin')
Let me see ya nod your head (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see you (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see you bop your head, nod your head, come on
(Nod ya head) The black suits comin'
Let me see you (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see ya nod your head (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
(Nod ya head, head, head) Check it

Yo. there's this chic, right
Serleena making me sick, right
Earth is worthless to her, she be tripping like
Threatening me and my mens, trying to get the light
Thinking she Superwoman, the black kryptonite
Finishing whatever you start, son
The best looking crime fighter since myself in part one
Better act right and play nice and sing along
'Cause Kay is back and he hype
What? bring it on

Uh, wanna brawl with me
Trying to brawl with me
Uh, uh, what, what
Yo, what, what
Let me see you, just come on
Just come on and

Nod ya head (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see you nod ya head
(Nod ya head) (The black suits comin')
Let me see you nod ya head (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see you (nod ya head)
Let me see you nod ya head
(Nod ya head) (The black suits comin')
Let me see you (nod ya head)
Come on, come on
Let me see you (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see you (nod ya head)
Check it, check it

Yo, case closed
Erase my foes
Chased away by the black suits
Shades and clothes
We above the law
Feds can't touch me y'all
Highly ranked, black, blank I.D. card
So disregard what you think you saw
Put that phone down now, who you think you calling, ha
One little flash, then good night dear
Just open your eyes, honey, look right here
Thank you
Mission completed, I mean it
We won't be defeated
You seen it, we did it, even with weapons depleted
Galaxy defenders don't act like you don't remember
Taken contenders and proven they only pretenders
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls
The men in black is back to protect the world
When the enemy is near, the elite is here
So have no fear
Just let me see ya

Nod Ya Head (nod ya head) (the black suits comin')
Come on nod ya head (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see you (nod ya head)
Like this (the black suits comin')
Let me see you (nod ya head)
(Nod ya head) Woo
(Nod ya head) Uh (the black suits comin')
(Nod ya head) Yo, yo, yo
(Nod ya head, head, head)

If you wanna rock then say (hey)
Tell me if you wanna rock then say (hey)
If you wanna rock then say (hey)
Come on if you wanna rock then say (hey)
Yo, if you wanna bop then say (hey)
Tell me if you wanna rock then say (hey)
If you wanna knock then say (hey)
Tell me if you wanna rock then say (hey)

The crowd, now rolling, is hysterical, with a new host, me!

New Announcer: Next up, is the 4 magical creatures, Fawkes, the troll, Mrs. Norris, and Norbert!

The music started with a familiar tune.

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

The crowd clapped, considering tha they were animals that could sing.

Well, I hope you like this chapter. My chapter number has been shortened to about 1 or 2 or 3, it just depends. Here is the song titles now! 1st was "Remind me" by Nickelback, 2nd "Starry-eyed surprise" by Paul Oakenfield, 3rd "Bad Babysitter" by Princess Superstar, 4th was "Scrubs" by T.L.C (Left eye Lopez, may she R.IP.), 5th "Nod your head" by Will Smith, 6th "Born to be wild" by Steppin Wolf. Well, review, I need them! Bye!