Impossible Possibilities

By Dark Angel

Disclaimer: well everyone in this chapter, except Ben Affleck J , belongs to meevil grinhahaha! But in the rest of the story, all the characters/places etc. from Andromeda belong to, uh whoever they belong to (not me L ). They all came from the brilliant mind of Gene Roddenberry and are just here visiting me. But I get to keep Harper! pauses to listen to a bunch of maniac lawyers fine, fine, they can have him back.goes off grumbling something about unfair lawyers and ancient curses

A/N: 1) the title is pretty crappy and may, hopefully change. 2) this was written at 2:30 am while I was on a caffeine high, so be nice 3)this is my first attempt at an Andromeda fic, not to mention the fact that I started watching just this summer while they were repeating the second season (not in order, unfortunatly) so I haven't seen any of season 1 and have seen most of season 2 (but still not the one ep I've been dying to see (Ouroboros)) so again, be nice 4)that pretty little button that says Review down there at the bottom of the screen isn't just for decoration. (hint, hint, hint) 5)What are you sitting there looking at this for…start reading the story already!!!

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Narrator: "'Twas the night before Christmas…"

Author: "Saturday."

Narrator: "Excuse me?"

Author: "The line is ''Twas the night before Saturday'. See, this part of the story is what we call a parody. Honestly, don't you people read the script???"

Narrator: "Uh, isn't this poem 'The Night Before Christmas'?"

Author: "No, that's down the hall and to your right. Now, you gonna read the part or not?"

Narrator: "Ya know what? I don't think I like your attitude! I'm gonna go somewhere where my narrating gifts are appreciated!" walks out and slams the door

Author: "Ha! Good luck! Now, on with the story. This time I think I'll try it without a narrator screwing it up!"

Author goes back to her little corner of the world, which, by the way, does NOT revolve around her!

Author: "I heard that!"

Little voice in the author's head: "Yes, of course you did. You said it. You're the only one here. You fired the narrator, remember?"

Author: "Oh yeah, that's right. Hehehe, I knew that!"

Little voice: sarcastically "Of course you did. Now, on with the story…"

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'Twas the night before Saturday, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except three teenage girls watching a Ben Affleck movie.

Samantha Richards and Sarah Ryan were sleeping over at their friend, Kristina Anderson's house. At the time when they finally decided to go to sleep, they were just three ordinary girls, or so they thought. Little did they know that by morning, they would have begun to embark on a not-so-ordinary adventure.

A/N: said in strange southern accent before y'all start having a fit, I just wanna let y'all know that I'm perfectly aware of the fact that those last two lines were reallllllly corny, but hey, like I said before, it's 2:30 in the morning, and, well, the night does strange things to me. Or maybe it was the Starbuck's mocha frappuccino. They always make me hyper (mmmmm mocha!) …nah that's probably not it!

BTW: I know this was really short and there weren't any characters from Andromeda in it yet, but just wait and keep reading…it'll get better.