Here it is…part 3. Drum roll please…

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"I've alerted the others to the situation. They're on their way."

"And, uh, what exactly is the situation?" Beka sarcastically asked of her artificial friend.

"Easy, there are three intruders in sleeping bags, presumably asleep, in the mess hall."

"You know, we have no idea what is in those sleeping bags. For all we know, it could be a bag full of cute little kittens."

At that comment both Trance and Rommie turned to stare at Beka. "What? It could happen."

Just then, a human head crept out of one of the sleeping bags, which then bolted upright. Sam looked around at her surroundings. Upon realizing that she and her friends were no longer in Kristina's living room, she let out a short scream before asking, no, sorry, shouting, "Where the hell are we???"

At the sound of their friend's screams, Sarah and Kristina woke up as well.

"Uh, Kristina, what happened to your house?" was all that Sarah could manage to say. As for Kristina, the only sounds that came from her were strange squeaky noises, like she was trying to say something but her voice didn't quite work right.

Up until now Trance had been pretty quiet, (a/n: srry to all the Trance fans, but for the past couple of months I've only seen episodes with new Trance, and have not seen enough episodes with old Trance to be able to write her well. I just like old Trance better, so in this story, she's the young, hyper, purple thing. For now.) But she decided that it couldn't hurt to talk to the strangers.

"Hi, my name is Trance Gemini. Welcome to the Andromeda. Who are you?"

Before the strange girls had the chance to respond, Dylan, Harper, Tyr, and Rev all walked into the room.

Looking down and seeing the mysterious intruders sitting on the floor, Dylan was the first to speak up, "So, I take it these are the mysterious intruders sitting on the floor."

After having observed them since they were found, Rommie came to an important conclusion, and, of course, felt it was her duty to report it. "Dylan, they're just little girls."

"Hey, I have no clue what's going on here, but I can tell you one thing, we are NOT little girls. We're 15, for cryin' out loud!" Having spent as long as she could remember as the shortest of all her friends, one of the shortest in her grade, Sam HATED it when anyone referred to her as 'little'.

"Uh, okay then. How about telling us who you are and how you came onto the Andromeda undetected."

"'The Andromeda'. You're kidding right? Andromeda isn't real. Wait, that's it! This isn't real! It's a dream! Honestly! I can't believe it took me so long to figure this out! I must be having a lucid dream. (A/n: a lucid dream is when you wake up in your dreams and are fully aware of what's going on. I've tried it…it's pretty kewl : ) ) And if this is a lucid dream , then that means I can wake up." Sam shut her eyes and looked like she was concentrating very hard, "come on, wake up!" she whispered to herself. After a moment, she opened her eyes and looked around. When she realized nothing happened, she started getting worried. "Okay, something's not right here. I've always been able to wake up from a dream before."

Sarah then spoke up, "If anything, I'm the one who's dreaming here."

Kristina, still trying to get over the shock of what was happening, could only nod her head in agreement.

"I assure you," said Tyr, "none of you are dreaming."

"Uh, will you excuse us for just a second?" Dylan moved his crew aside in order to discuss the situation. While they did so, Sam, Sarah, and Kristina got out of the sleeping bags that they were still sitting in, stood up, and began talking about the same thing.

"This is impossible. Andromeda is the name of a tv series created by (a/n: the brilliant) Gene Roddenberry. It's not real." Sam was starting to freak out a bit.

"Well I've never actually heard of it, so, uh, it'd kinda be helpful if you'd explain it."

"It's a scifi series set in the distant future about a group of people on the starship Andromeda who are trying to save the world." Apparently, Kristina was starting to get used to the idea that something freaky was happening.

"You watch!?" this was Sam again, "I thought I was the only one I knew who did!"

"Well, I've only seen a few episodes."

"That's okay, so have I." (A/N: yeah, see, up until the beginning of the summer, I only watched Andromeda when I was really bored. But now I'm obsessed with it! Of course, I've only seen the episodes of season 2 that they've decided to repeat, so in our story, none of the characters will have seen any ep's I haven't. But that doesn't mean that they haven't heard of them or what happens in them.)

"So, what do we do now?" Sarah asked.

"Well, do either of you have any idea how to get home?" Sam paused for about 2 seconds, "No? Okay, didn't think so. Well, strange as it sounds, I guess we're stuck in a tv show for now."

"Is this starting to sound like the movie 'Pleasantville' to anyone else?" questioned Sarah.

"Yeah," replied Kristina, "anyone see a weird guy in a tv around here?"

"Anyone see a tv around here?" reasoned Sam.

~~~At the same time across the room~~~

"This is really strange." Rommie said to the rest of her crew, "my sensors picked up a flash of light in here about 5 minutes before we found them. It's like they just appeared out of nowhere."

"Rommie, you sure you're sensors are working alright?" Harper spoke up (a/n: I love you Harper!!!!! ;) )"'cause, people just don't normally appear put of nowhere. Maybe I should run a systems check."

"Harper, my systems are working fine. Maybe we should just ask them where they came from."

"I'm not too sure they'd be able to answer you. They seemed pretty shocked themselves." Said Dylan.

"Well we should at least find out who they are and where they were before they came here."

"Alright."

They turned around and walked back to the girls.

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A/N: uh, I think my first two chapters were better and funnier than this. Sorry. I think I've come to the conclusion that in order for me to write a good, funny story, I have to write it between 12am and 4:30am. Unfortunatly, when I started this it was eight pm and I wasn't on a caffinee high (that helps too) and it's only 12:30 am now (no I didn't spend 4 hrs writing this…I took breaks. Very long breaks.)

A/N2: okay, I have to end this part here. It's 12:30 am and I have to get up a 7:30 tomorrow : (

With any luck, I should have the next part up by this weekend. I've already written the last chapter…it's just the ones in between that I need to figure out. I just really hope I finish it before school starts 'cause if I don't I'm not gonna have much time. Normally it's easy to tell when I'm gonna have a lot of homework (my school is a bit predictable), but I'm going into high school so I'm guessing we'll be getting more work :(

But hey, remember hit that button down there that says 'review' and write something! My last chapter got 4 reviews! Yay! Thank you! And keep in mind that when I new reviews, my two cats get kitty treats. So make a couple of cute kittens happy and review!!! Or else I'll send them after you!

A/N3: I just love A/Ns!!! ;)