Chapter 2: Keiko's Fury (The Last Chapter)
Disclaimer: Kitsune: That's right, I own Yuyu Hakusho.
Aragami: LIAR!
Kitsune: Shut up! ;_; * runs away sobbing *
Aragami: Neither of us own Yuyu Hakusho -.-;;; and we don't own
the Jerry Springer show either. I wish we did * evil grin * More men!
Bring on the men!
Kitsune: I bet you didn't think there would be another chapter did ya. @.@
Well, guess what! There is! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Aragami: I hate people who write me hatemail .. so be prepared to be flamed if
you send me hate mail. The only one I won't send hate mail to is Raven Sin.
Kitsune: ALL HAIL RAVEN SIN! @.@
Aragami: lets make a cult
Kitsune: We should hail Invader-Pimmy too (check out their stories! they rock!)
Aragami: Read the Story and get on with it before I burn you!
Kitsune: umm, yeah ^.^;
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Kuwabara: Will you be my boyfriend, Yusuke?
Yusuke: ARE YOU FREAKIN STUPID?!
Kuwabara: What? You kissed me!
Yusuke: I was just experimenting...IT WAS WRONG!
Hiei: * walks in *
Yusuke & Kuwabara: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Hiei: Umm, are you guys .. umm, NASTY! I saw the whole thing!
Kieko: * runs in with a sword trying to kill Yusuke * You freak!
Yusuke: NO KEIKO!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Keiko: No you don't! You love that freak over there.
Kuwabara: * thinks: She must be talking about the midget, I'm not a freak. *
~*~*~ TODAY ON JERRY SPRINGER ~*~*~
Jerry: Today we have people who like to experiment, and the people they hurt.
Keiko: YUSUKE!!
Jerry: What's wrong little girl?
Keiko: * glare * I'm not little!
Jerry: Yes.
Keiko: * sobs * I walked in on my boyfriend and his best fried kissing!
I was supposed to kiss him! I mean, I left my mother's bedside to see
them getting it on.
Jerry: uuh, yeah. Well, uh, lets bring out Yusuke!
Keiko: * pulls out a gun * DIE!!!
Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kuwabara: * jumps in front of him *
Hiei: * dances around backstage, drunk *
Yusuke's mom: * dances backstage with Hiei, drunk too *
Kuwabara: * falls to the ground after Keiko shoots *
Keiko: * goes on a shooting rampage * DIE EVERYONE!
Botan: * tries to stop her but ends up dying in the process *
Koenma: * watches * what?!
King Enma: She could be the next ruler up here.
~*~*~ MEANWHILE ~*~*~
Host: This is live at 5, action news.
Host: We just heard Keiko Yukimura has gone on a shooting rampage.
Host: Everyone shot dead.
Host: Here we will talk to Kurama, their close friend.
Kurama: The silent ones are always most dangerous. Who
woulda known .. Yusuke, always flipping skirts and look what he turns out
to be.
Host: We just got an update, two people are still alive. Hostages perhaps?
*!*!* Screen shows Keiko drunk and dancing with Yusuke's mom and Hiei *!*!*
Keiko: * throws up on Hiei * You think you woulda dodged it.
Hiei: Alcohol slows down my senses you disgusting freak.
Keiko: * pulls out the gun and shoot him in the head *
Keiko: You think you woulda dodged that too.
Yusuke's mom: But the midget was so cute.
THE END (Kitsune: forever ;_;)
Author's notes:
Aragami: Yup, even worse than the first one. What do you gotta say about that?
Didn't think we could do it, did ya?
Kitsune: Who knew Keiko could be so violent...SHE'S MY HERO!
Aragami: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR HERO! STUPID, I'LL GET A GUN! I'LL
SHOW YOU WHAT VIOLENCE IS! YOU WANNA BE SHOT IN THE HEAD
YOU GOT IT!
Kitsune: I'm sorry ;_; * whispers * Keiko's still my hero.
Aragami: FEEL THE WRATH OF ARAGAMI! * runs to a gun store *
Kitsune: I better finish this off and leave the planet.
Kitsune: Hope you liked our story, I guess you need a twisted sense of humor like
us.
Aragami: KITSUNE?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!
Kitsune: * screams * NOOOOOOOOOO!!! * runs *
Disclaimer: Kitsune: That's right, I own Yuyu Hakusho.
Aragami: LIAR!
Kitsune: Shut up! ;_; * runs away sobbing *
Aragami: Neither of us own Yuyu Hakusho -.-;;; and we don't own
the Jerry Springer show either. I wish we did * evil grin * More men!
Bring on the men!
Kitsune: I bet you didn't think there would be another chapter did ya. @.@
Well, guess what! There is! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Aragami: I hate people who write me hatemail .. so be prepared to be flamed if
you send me hate mail. The only one I won't send hate mail to is Raven Sin.
Kitsune: ALL HAIL RAVEN SIN! @.@
Aragami: lets make a cult
Kitsune: We should hail Invader-Pimmy too (check out their stories! they rock!)
Aragami: Read the Story and get on with it before I burn you!
Kitsune: umm, yeah ^.^;
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Kuwabara: Will you be my boyfriend, Yusuke?
Yusuke: ARE YOU FREAKIN STUPID?!
Kuwabara: What? You kissed me!
Yusuke: I was just experimenting...IT WAS WRONG!
Hiei: * walks in *
Yusuke & Kuwabara: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Hiei: Umm, are you guys .. umm, NASTY! I saw the whole thing!
Kieko: * runs in with a sword trying to kill Yusuke * You freak!
Yusuke: NO KEIKO!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Keiko: No you don't! You love that freak over there.
Kuwabara: * thinks: She must be talking about the midget, I'm not a freak. *
~*~*~ TODAY ON JERRY SPRINGER ~*~*~
Jerry: Today we have people who like to experiment, and the people they hurt.
Keiko: YUSUKE!!
Jerry: What's wrong little girl?
Keiko: * glare * I'm not little!
Jerry: Yes.
Keiko: * sobs * I walked in on my boyfriend and his best fried kissing!
I was supposed to kiss him! I mean, I left my mother's bedside to see
them getting it on.
Jerry: uuh, yeah. Well, uh, lets bring out Yusuke!
Keiko: * pulls out a gun * DIE!!!
Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kuwabara: * jumps in front of him *
Hiei: * dances around backstage, drunk *
Yusuke's mom: * dances backstage with Hiei, drunk too *
Kuwabara: * falls to the ground after Keiko shoots *
Keiko: * goes on a shooting rampage * DIE EVERYONE!
Botan: * tries to stop her but ends up dying in the process *
Koenma: * watches * what?!
King Enma: She could be the next ruler up here.
~*~*~ MEANWHILE ~*~*~
Host: This is live at 5, action news.
Host: We just heard Keiko Yukimura has gone on a shooting rampage.
Host: Everyone shot dead.
Host: Here we will talk to Kurama, their close friend.
Kurama: The silent ones are always most dangerous. Who
woulda known .. Yusuke, always flipping skirts and look what he turns out
to be.
Host: We just got an update, two people are still alive. Hostages perhaps?
*!*!* Screen shows Keiko drunk and dancing with Yusuke's mom and Hiei *!*!*
Keiko: * throws up on Hiei * You think you woulda dodged it.
Hiei: Alcohol slows down my senses you disgusting freak.
Keiko: * pulls out the gun and shoot him in the head *
Keiko: You think you woulda dodged that too.
Yusuke's mom: But the midget was so cute.
THE END (Kitsune: forever ;_;)
Author's notes:
Aragami: Yup, even worse than the first one. What do you gotta say about that?
Didn't think we could do it, did ya?
Kitsune: Who knew Keiko could be so violent...SHE'S MY HERO!
Aragami: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR HERO! STUPID, I'LL GET A GUN! I'LL
SHOW YOU WHAT VIOLENCE IS! YOU WANNA BE SHOT IN THE HEAD
YOU GOT IT!
Kitsune: I'm sorry ;_; * whispers * Keiko's still my hero.
Aragami: FEEL THE WRATH OF ARAGAMI! * runs to a gun store *
Kitsune: I better finish this off and leave the planet.
Kitsune: Hope you liked our story, I guess you need a twisted sense of humor like
us.
Aragami: KITSUNE?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!
Kitsune: * screams * NOOOOOOOOOO!!! * runs *