Chapter 1: How it all began.and How Inuyasha came to hate Fudge..
Inuyasha is sitting in a tree, oh how peaceful, just relaxing with nothing to do and no shards to go after at the present moment because Kogome was still in her other time.. Inuyasha sighed.
"I'm bored."
He was bored.
"Didn't I just say that?" Why yes dear, but I was emphasizing the fact. "Well..don't," Inuyasha snapped. Ok fine. Touchy touchy!
Suddenly, something happened!
"EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!"
It was a scream,
"You did it again," Inuyasha grumbled. Yeah, and so what? I am the one writing after all. "Don't fucking do that!" Who's gonna stop me? You? "I just might.."
Dumbass, I am the narrator here, so I can do whatever the hell I want! Whahahaha! "Bitch, I don't fucking care!" Inuyasha screams.
Suddenly, a rabid pink bunny rabbit jumps out of the bushes and starts mauling Inuyasha! "Aaaah! What the fuck is that?! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!
A bolt of lightning zings down from the sky, hitting the bunny and also zapping Inuyasha, knocking him 25 feet and 3 inches into a tree.
"W-what the heeellllll..." You see, Inuyasha, I am Goddess here. Whatever I say goes, ya hear? "Uh-hu." Good, now go see what the scream was before I get really mean!
Inuyasha runs to the well where there stands Kagome, trembling with fear. Inuyasha immediately runs to her side.
"What's wrong Kagome?" He asked her. "A demon attacked me when I came out of the well! It just jumped at me and- and that little fuck grabbed my ass! That hentai-" Kagome no longer seems frightened, but very very mad. "Oh c'mon Kagome, is that all that really happened?" Inuyasha says on the verge of laughter.
Humph, jackass. Glad he thinks it's funny.
"Hey! What? It's not my fault! She's the one getting all scared over a little demon that just wanted a cheap feel."
"Actually Inuyasha, it wanted more than that." Kagome fidgets. "Eh? What do you mean it wanted more?" As you can see, Inuyasha isn't doing too well in the intelligence department. "Hey! Bitch." What? I'm being honest! Kagome, tell him what the demon took.
Inuyasha turns to Kagome, blank look on his face. "What'd it take?" "Oh Gods!" Kagome screams. "The only thing of value I have to take!" Inuyasha stares blankly. "THE SHIKON NO TAMA!!!"
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!???????" See? Very lacking. Even when it' spelled out, he doesn't catch on.
"Gads damn you biiiiitch!" Inuyasha growles, forgetting for a second that I am the all powerful Brahmani, the creator. If I can create, I can dismantle, or dismember.
"Ok, ok, no need for that^_^;;;," Inuyasha cries, a cheerful smile on his face. "I'll be good and we'll take care of this."
"We?" Kagome demands. "I'm not going to do anything-" "Like hell you're not, wench! It's your fault that the jewel got stolen!" Inuyasha fumed. "Well, if you had gotten here sooner you would have been able to catch him. But NNNNNNNNNNOOO! You had to piss off the narrator and get attacked by a rabid pink rabbit!"
Inuyasha's mouth drops open. "H-how did you know.?" "She told me." Kagome points at the Brahmani. "Damn you." Inuyasha mumbles.
Excuse me? "Uh, nothing ^_^'!" That's what I thought. Now.. Suddenly, something else happened.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhiiiiiiii!"
It was another scream.
"Will you please fucking stop it!?"
No, now go see what it is or I'll have to hurt you.
Inuyasha and Kagome run in the direction the scream came from only to find a buried and unconscious Kaede and Shippo.
"Oh, gods, Keade-baba! Shippo!" Kagome falls to her knees and picks the little kitsune up.
"What do think happened to the hag and the brat?" Inuyasha asked, glaring down the old woman.
"I don't know but.oh Kamisama! Inuyasha look! It's.it's so cruel. Who could have..?"
"Could have what?" Inuyasha demands crossly. "Shippo looks..WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS?!?!?! It took his 'u'! The demon stole his 'u'!"
Uh, for those of you slow on the uptake, the 'u' is the ending to Shippo's name, thus he is supposed to be 'Shippou', but the demon took his 'u' and made him 'Shippo'.
"Oh, the poor little baby." Kagome sobs.
"Feh, let's go, Kagome," Inuyasha begins to walk away when he realizes something.
"Kagome, why are you still sitting down?"
Kagome was still sitting next to Shippo and Keade.
"Daaaaammmn yooooou," he mumbles, again showing his poor inelegance and memory. Inuyasha, do I need to have a pack of rabid fan girls attack you?
"AAAHH! Gods no!" Inuyasha screamed, looking properly horrified as he should be. Good-puppy.
So, Kagome decided to stay behind and Inuyasha walked off on his merry way to track down the 'u' and jewel thief. But, unfortunately for poor little dog-boy, he had allergies inherited from his mother, and they were working at full force right now and Inu-chan couldn't smell a thing.
"Don't blame me," Inuyasha grumbled. "I get it from my human side. No demon has allergies." Is that why you want to become a full fledged demon? "Yes-no! Of course not! Ahh, leave me alone."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEE!"
And there was another scream.
"Gods damn you bitch!" muttered the aimless puppy dog. Just go towards the scream, ok? Do I need to remind you of the powers I possess? 'Feh," he sighed, running towards the scream. Her crashed out of the forest and almost trampled on a passed out Kikyo.
"Eh, Kikyo? Nani? What's wrong?" He asks, bending down and picking up the undead Miko. Slowly she came around and blinked up at Inuyasha.
"Oh, Inuyasha! I was just having the best fantasy about you!" "Uuhh." "Oh, you were so gentle and you brought a fire to my flesh of bones and grave yard soil!" "T-that's nice.I guess." Inuyasha said, moving away slowly. "Uum, Kikyo, your name." "What about my name? It's Kikyo the same..Holy shit, my name? What happened to my name?" The undead Miko's eyes widen. "It was that thing! It stole my 'u'! THE FUCKING DEMON STOLE MY 'U'! THAT'S UNHEARD OF!!!!!"
Inuyasha is continuing to slowly move away from Kikyo, who was starting to scare him. Suddenly, she turns to him and smiles.
"Well, we can worry about that later. Do you want to make those fantasies become a reality?"
Inuyasha screams and runs away while Kikyo shouts out after him, "Gods Inuyasha! You know it's meant to be! You can't run from me, remember? I'm dead! I'll live forever and always come after you!"
Luckily, Inuyasha had run well away and was panting slightly through his stuffed up nose.
"Damn you" he wheezes. Hey now, I'm being creative. The best authors are always creative.
Suddenly, Evil pushes Brahmani aside and snatches they key board. Evil: *evil cackle* My turn dammit, MY TURN!
Ok, since doggie boy here can't smell a pile of shit, let alone a demon on the run, even if it smelled like Kagome, Shippo, Kaede and Kikyo. So in saunters the half demon's older brother, Shesshoumaru!
"Oh, no!" Inuyasha screams. Oh, yes!
Shesshoumaru looks around confused. "What's going on?" He asked. Well, Shesshie-chan, darling dearest, Inuyasha needs your help in tracking down a treacherous demon that stole the Shikon Jewel and the 'u's of some of the other cast!
"It stole their 'u's?" Shesshoumaru asked dumbfounded. I guess that the slowness is hereditary. "Hey, wench, I don't need to take that shit from you; I am the gre-" Inuyasha clamps a hand over Shesshoumaru's mouth, stopping his unwise words. Well, he learned from Brahmani, and even darling Shesshie isn't safe from the wrath of me!
"Dude, the other was a fucking psycho, and this is Evil! She's gonna be 20 times worse, so shut up!" Hissed Inuyasha. I'll ignore that remark. So, on with the show! You two get to work together!
"What?!" "I am not working with him!" "Are you out of your mind?"
Ok, listen you two I'm going to say this one time and one time only: do as I say or I'll turn this into a yaoi lemon from hell.
"....." They both just stare, eyes wide. "W-what d-do you m-m-mean?" Inuyasha stammers. I mean doing the horizontal mambo with your brother. Assramming. Packing the fudge, incest is the best and all that happy crap.
"You wouldn't dare." Shesshoumaru tries to stare Evil down.
Suddenly the brothers look at each other, eyes misting over, and then they reach out, wrap their arms around each other, and share a long, passionate kiss. The next instant they break apart and look at each other in disgust, Inuyasha turning green and promptly bending over to blow chunks, while Shesshoumaru stands there looking dazed and confused. "What THE FUCK!!!!" He screamed. "Are you INSANE ?!?!?!?!?!?!" Evil decides to ignore that comment. Now will you two behave?
"Yes!" Inuyasha gasps. Shesshoumaru only nods, still looking dazed and confused. Good doggies ^_^
Now we'll just have to wait to see what happens to them in chapter two!! Bwahahahaha!!!!! "Oh gods help us all, what the bloody fuck is she going to do now?"
Inuyasha is sitting in a tree, oh how peaceful, just relaxing with nothing to do and no shards to go after at the present moment because Kogome was still in her other time.. Inuyasha sighed.
"I'm bored."
He was bored.
"Didn't I just say that?" Why yes dear, but I was emphasizing the fact. "Well..don't," Inuyasha snapped. Ok fine. Touchy touchy!
Suddenly, something happened!
"EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!"
It was a scream,
"You did it again," Inuyasha grumbled. Yeah, and so what? I am the one writing after all. "Don't fucking do that!" Who's gonna stop me? You? "I just might.."
Dumbass, I am the narrator here, so I can do whatever the hell I want! Whahahaha! "Bitch, I don't fucking care!" Inuyasha screams.
Suddenly, a rabid pink bunny rabbit jumps out of the bushes and starts mauling Inuyasha! "Aaaah! What the fuck is that?! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!
A bolt of lightning zings down from the sky, hitting the bunny and also zapping Inuyasha, knocking him 25 feet and 3 inches into a tree.
"W-what the heeellllll..." You see, Inuyasha, I am Goddess here. Whatever I say goes, ya hear? "Uh-hu." Good, now go see what the scream was before I get really mean!
Inuyasha runs to the well where there stands Kagome, trembling with fear. Inuyasha immediately runs to her side.
"What's wrong Kagome?" He asked her. "A demon attacked me when I came out of the well! It just jumped at me and- and that little fuck grabbed my ass! That hentai-" Kagome no longer seems frightened, but very very mad. "Oh c'mon Kagome, is that all that really happened?" Inuyasha says on the verge of laughter.
Humph, jackass. Glad he thinks it's funny.
"Hey! What? It's not my fault! She's the one getting all scared over a little demon that just wanted a cheap feel."
"Actually Inuyasha, it wanted more than that." Kagome fidgets. "Eh? What do you mean it wanted more?" As you can see, Inuyasha isn't doing too well in the intelligence department. "Hey! Bitch." What? I'm being honest! Kagome, tell him what the demon took.
Inuyasha turns to Kagome, blank look on his face. "What'd it take?" "Oh Gods!" Kagome screams. "The only thing of value I have to take!" Inuyasha stares blankly. "THE SHIKON NO TAMA!!!"
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!???????" See? Very lacking. Even when it' spelled out, he doesn't catch on.
"Gads damn you biiiiitch!" Inuyasha growles, forgetting for a second that I am the all powerful Brahmani, the creator. If I can create, I can dismantle, or dismember.
"Ok, ok, no need for that^_^;;;," Inuyasha cries, a cheerful smile on his face. "I'll be good and we'll take care of this."
"We?" Kagome demands. "I'm not going to do anything-" "Like hell you're not, wench! It's your fault that the jewel got stolen!" Inuyasha fumed. "Well, if you had gotten here sooner you would have been able to catch him. But NNNNNNNNNNOOO! You had to piss off the narrator and get attacked by a rabid pink rabbit!"
Inuyasha's mouth drops open. "H-how did you know.?" "She told me." Kagome points at the Brahmani. "Damn you." Inuyasha mumbles.
Excuse me? "Uh, nothing ^_^'!" That's what I thought. Now.. Suddenly, something else happened.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhiiiiiiii!"
It was another scream.
"Will you please fucking stop it!?"
No, now go see what it is or I'll have to hurt you.
Inuyasha and Kagome run in the direction the scream came from only to find a buried and unconscious Kaede and Shippo.
"Oh, gods, Keade-baba! Shippo!" Kagome falls to her knees and picks the little kitsune up.
"What do think happened to the hag and the brat?" Inuyasha asked, glaring down the old woman.
"I don't know but.oh Kamisama! Inuyasha look! It's.it's so cruel. Who could have..?"
"Could have what?" Inuyasha demands crossly. "Shippo looks..WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS?!?!?! It took his 'u'! The demon stole his 'u'!"
Uh, for those of you slow on the uptake, the 'u' is the ending to Shippo's name, thus he is supposed to be 'Shippou', but the demon took his 'u' and made him 'Shippo'.
"Oh, the poor little baby." Kagome sobs.
"Feh, let's go, Kagome," Inuyasha begins to walk away when he realizes something.
"Kagome, why are you still sitting down?"
Kagome was still sitting next to Shippo and Keade.
"Daaaaammmn yooooou," he mumbles, again showing his poor inelegance and memory. Inuyasha, do I need to have a pack of rabid fan girls attack you?
"AAAHH! Gods no!" Inuyasha screamed, looking properly horrified as he should be. Good-puppy.
So, Kagome decided to stay behind and Inuyasha walked off on his merry way to track down the 'u' and jewel thief. But, unfortunately for poor little dog-boy, he had allergies inherited from his mother, and they were working at full force right now and Inu-chan couldn't smell a thing.
"Don't blame me," Inuyasha grumbled. "I get it from my human side. No demon has allergies." Is that why you want to become a full fledged demon? "Yes-no! Of course not! Ahh, leave me alone."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEE!"
And there was another scream.
"Gods damn you bitch!" muttered the aimless puppy dog. Just go towards the scream, ok? Do I need to remind you of the powers I possess? 'Feh," he sighed, running towards the scream. Her crashed out of the forest and almost trampled on a passed out Kikyo.
"Eh, Kikyo? Nani? What's wrong?" He asks, bending down and picking up the undead Miko. Slowly she came around and blinked up at Inuyasha.
"Oh, Inuyasha! I was just having the best fantasy about you!" "Uuhh." "Oh, you were so gentle and you brought a fire to my flesh of bones and grave yard soil!" "T-that's nice.I guess." Inuyasha said, moving away slowly. "Uum, Kikyo, your name." "What about my name? It's Kikyo the same..Holy shit, my name? What happened to my name?" The undead Miko's eyes widen. "It was that thing! It stole my 'u'! THE FUCKING DEMON STOLE MY 'U'! THAT'S UNHEARD OF!!!!!"
Inuyasha is continuing to slowly move away from Kikyo, who was starting to scare him. Suddenly, she turns to him and smiles.
"Well, we can worry about that later. Do you want to make those fantasies become a reality?"
Inuyasha screams and runs away while Kikyo shouts out after him, "Gods Inuyasha! You know it's meant to be! You can't run from me, remember? I'm dead! I'll live forever and always come after you!"
Luckily, Inuyasha had run well away and was panting slightly through his stuffed up nose.
"Damn you" he wheezes. Hey now, I'm being creative. The best authors are always creative.
Suddenly, Evil pushes Brahmani aside and snatches they key board. Evil: *evil cackle* My turn dammit, MY TURN!
Ok, since doggie boy here can't smell a pile of shit, let alone a demon on the run, even if it smelled like Kagome, Shippo, Kaede and Kikyo. So in saunters the half demon's older brother, Shesshoumaru!
"Oh, no!" Inuyasha screams. Oh, yes!
Shesshoumaru looks around confused. "What's going on?" He asked. Well, Shesshie-chan, darling dearest, Inuyasha needs your help in tracking down a treacherous demon that stole the Shikon Jewel and the 'u's of some of the other cast!
"It stole their 'u's?" Shesshoumaru asked dumbfounded. I guess that the slowness is hereditary. "Hey, wench, I don't need to take that shit from you; I am the gre-" Inuyasha clamps a hand over Shesshoumaru's mouth, stopping his unwise words. Well, he learned from Brahmani, and even darling Shesshie isn't safe from the wrath of me!
"Dude, the other was a fucking psycho, and this is Evil! She's gonna be 20 times worse, so shut up!" Hissed Inuyasha. I'll ignore that remark. So, on with the show! You two get to work together!
"What?!" "I am not working with him!" "Are you out of your mind?"
Ok, listen you two I'm going to say this one time and one time only: do as I say or I'll turn this into a yaoi lemon from hell.
"....." They both just stare, eyes wide. "W-what d-do you m-m-mean?" Inuyasha stammers. I mean doing the horizontal mambo with your brother. Assramming. Packing the fudge, incest is the best and all that happy crap.
"You wouldn't dare." Shesshoumaru tries to stare Evil down.
Suddenly the brothers look at each other, eyes misting over, and then they reach out, wrap their arms around each other, and share a long, passionate kiss. The next instant they break apart and look at each other in disgust, Inuyasha turning green and promptly bending over to blow chunks, while Shesshoumaru stands there looking dazed and confused. "What THE FUCK!!!!" He screamed. "Are you INSANE ?!?!?!?!?!?!" Evil decides to ignore that comment. Now will you two behave?
"Yes!" Inuyasha gasps. Shesshoumaru only nods, still looking dazed and confused. Good doggies ^_^
Now we'll just have to wait to see what happens to them in chapter two!! Bwahahahaha!!!!! "Oh gods help us all, what the bloody fuck is she going to do now?"