Chapter two: How Sango came to hate Beef
"When are you going to start sniffing and find that damn demon?" Inuyasha snapped at his brother.
"Allergies again, brother?" Shesshoumaru asked smugly. "And for your information, I have been sniffing. We are not aimlessly wandering, for I picked up the beasts scent a while ago."
"Feh."
And so those two continued on their journey after the abomination. So go Shesshie, go Shesshie!
"You know, I would be doing all this if it weren't for damn allergies, " Inuyasha snaps at Evil. True dog boy, but you see you are suffering from allergies and can't smell a thing, so now it's Shesshoumaru's time to out shine you!
Shesshoumaru smirks, sensing favoritism here. Damn straight-I mean, uuuhhh..
And again, something happens.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHIIIIEEEE!"
It's another scream!
"Thank you for stating the obvious," Shesshoumaru grumbles. Hhhhmmmmm... Oh, screw it. Go see what the scream was. FAST!
At the possibility of Evil's wrath, the half brothers race in the direction the sound came from and find and unconscious Sango and a little Kilala
Kilala jumps into Inuyasha's arms. "Mew!"
"Kilala." Inuyasha looks horrified. "What the hell happened to your name!?"
"It's a cat demon." Shesshoumaru says in a dazed way.
"Mew." Poor little Kilala, once Kirara, says.
"What? the evil demon that stole the jewel came here and attacked you and San-Go, then changed your names before running away again? How awful!"
"..." Shesshoumaru stares blankly at his brother. "She said all that? In one little 'mew'?"
Inuyasha looks at him. "Yeah..Hang on Kilala-" Inuyasha winces. "I have to check on San-Go."
Inuyasha sets the cat demon down and kneels next to San-Go. Shesshoumaru looks from the cat to the girl and kicks San-Go in the side. "I don't think she's dead."
"Don't do that!" Inuyasha snapped as he began to shake San-Go, not being much of a gentle man and having no experience handling women in a nice way.
"Shut up," he growls as San-Go comes around
"Ooh, Gods. What the." She looks around, blinking.
"San-Go, are you ok?" Inuyasha asks before realizing the ghastly truth. "Oh, no.."
San-Go sits up and shrieks. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NAME????"
"The demon..it put a dash in San-Go's name!" cried Inuyasha. And he says that Brahmani and I stated the obvious. Meanwhile Shesshoumaru's eyes had focused on Kilala. He was drooling, and beginning to change into his demon form.
"Shesshoumaru." Inuyasha eyed his brother warily.
"Mew?" Kilala said.
"Kilala?" San-Go asked. "it got her too?"
Shesshoumaru was in full from and began to bare down on Kilala.
"Mew?!" cried the little cat as she began to run away, changing into her more powerful form. But Shesshoumaru caught the cat and began to eat her.
"Eat her?" Inuyasha gasped as her ran up and jumped on Shesshoumaru. "I didn't want to have to do this, but-" Inuyasha pulled out a newpaper from his shirt and rolled it up and began hitting Shesshoumaru on the nose with it. "BAD DOG! BAD DOG! DROP IT NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! " Inuyasha beat Shesshoumaru mercilessly on the nose with the newspaper.
Shesshoumaru yelped and dropped Kilala, who ran over to San-Go and hid behind the demon hunter's back.
Now, we have spent enough time here, and we must go. But San-Go, I don't like you that much so you will be staying here. Bye Bye.
"What?" San-Go asks as a huge shadow forms around her and a giant cow lands on top of her.
"MMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Mew?" Kilala says pitifully as Inuyasha drags Shesshoumaru away into the forest by his tail.
"Oooowoowowwowo! That HURTS!" Shesshoumaru cried.
"Stop it! Your embarrassing yourself." Inuyasha grumbled. "Who would think a demon would be such a baby about something like this." Inuyasha was conveniently forgetting that he bursts out into tears when someone mildly thwacks his ears.
"Hahahahaahaha!" Shesshoumary]u laughed. "Your ears?"
Inuyasha gave a furious yank on his brother tail and the dropped Shesshie.
"Don't do that," whimpered the demon caressing the injured appendage with tears in his eyes.
"Feh. You're such a pretty boy."
"Better than a miserable half breed!"
"Bastard!" Inuyasha jumped at Shesshoumaru and prepared to hit him. No hurt Shesshie!
Suddenly a tree branch lands on Inuyasha.
Shesshoumaru smirks as Inuyasha struggles to get out from under the branch. "Are you stuck, brother dear?"
"Fuuuuuck you! When I get out from under this you are so dead." That's not very wise, now is it? "Oh, go the fuck away you psychopathic biiiiiiitccchh!"
Inuyasha manages to get up, then once again lunges at Shesshoumaru. Not too bright, is he? No HURT Shesshoumaru!
A bolt of lightening comes down from the sky and knocks Inuyasha away from Shesshoumaru, leaving the handsome youkai untouched.
Morality: *Shakes his head* This isn't fair, Evil. You're playing favorites.
Shesshoumaru looks nervous. Inuyasha raises his head and wheezes, "Thank you."
Stay out of this Morality. You didn't invite me, Insanity did so fuck off. *Everyone shoots Insanity angry looks as he feigns wide eyed innocence.
Ok! On with the story! Shesshoumaru leads Inuyasha towards the demon.
"Feh, how does he know where it is?" Inuyasha demanded.
"Uuh, she told me," Shesshoumaru muttered, turning bright red.
"Nani? What did you do?" Inuyasha demanded as Shesshie-chan turns a brighter shade of red.
"Uh, she had me do this favor for her.."
Yep, and how about you and me hang out later hon and I'll return the favor *wink wink*. Shesshoumaru goes completely crimson while Inuyasha blanches. And so the two go walking off into the sunset after the beastie, the determined heroes! Wow, and I do like the view from behind. Seems like they both got that feature..Very nice, very NICE!
"What?" The ask, spinning around. Oh, nothing. Just keep on walkin' babes. Onto chapter two!
Brahmani:*Hits her forehead with her hand* What are you going to do to them now?
Imp: *Jumps up and down on Morality's head.* My turn! My turn!
Morbidity: *Had remained silent up until now, shoots a glare at Imp.* Moral, shut it up!!!
"When are you going to start sniffing and find that damn demon?" Inuyasha snapped at his brother.
"Allergies again, brother?" Shesshoumaru asked smugly. "And for your information, I have been sniffing. We are not aimlessly wandering, for I picked up the beasts scent a while ago."
"Feh."
And so those two continued on their journey after the abomination. So go Shesshie, go Shesshie!
"You know, I would be doing all this if it weren't for damn allergies, " Inuyasha snaps at Evil. True dog boy, but you see you are suffering from allergies and can't smell a thing, so now it's Shesshoumaru's time to out shine you!
Shesshoumaru smirks, sensing favoritism here. Damn straight-I mean, uuuhhh..
And again, something happens.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHIIIIEEEE!"
It's another scream!
"Thank you for stating the obvious," Shesshoumaru grumbles. Hhhhmmmmm... Oh, screw it. Go see what the scream was. FAST!
At the possibility of Evil's wrath, the half brothers race in the direction the sound came from and find and unconscious Sango and a little Kilala
Kilala jumps into Inuyasha's arms. "Mew!"
"Kilala." Inuyasha looks horrified. "What the hell happened to your name!?"
"It's a cat demon." Shesshoumaru says in a dazed way.
"Mew." Poor little Kilala, once Kirara, says.
"What? the evil demon that stole the jewel came here and attacked you and San-Go, then changed your names before running away again? How awful!"
"..." Shesshoumaru stares blankly at his brother. "She said all that? In one little 'mew'?"
Inuyasha looks at him. "Yeah..Hang on Kilala-" Inuyasha winces. "I have to check on San-Go."
Inuyasha sets the cat demon down and kneels next to San-Go. Shesshoumaru looks from the cat to the girl and kicks San-Go in the side. "I don't think she's dead."
"Don't do that!" Inuyasha snapped as he began to shake San-Go, not being much of a gentle man and having no experience handling women in a nice way.
"Shut up," he growls as San-Go comes around
"Ooh, Gods. What the." She looks around, blinking.
"San-Go, are you ok?" Inuyasha asks before realizing the ghastly truth. "Oh, no.."
San-Go sits up and shrieks. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NAME????"
"The demon..it put a dash in San-Go's name!" cried Inuyasha. And he says that Brahmani and I stated the obvious. Meanwhile Shesshoumaru's eyes had focused on Kilala. He was drooling, and beginning to change into his demon form.
"Shesshoumaru." Inuyasha eyed his brother warily.
"Mew?" Kilala said.
"Kilala?" San-Go asked. "it got her too?"
Shesshoumaru was in full from and began to bare down on Kilala.
"Mew?!" cried the little cat as she began to run away, changing into her more powerful form. But Shesshoumaru caught the cat and began to eat her.
"Eat her?" Inuyasha gasped as her ran up and jumped on Shesshoumaru. "I didn't want to have to do this, but-" Inuyasha pulled out a newpaper from his shirt and rolled it up and began hitting Shesshoumaru on the nose with it. "BAD DOG! BAD DOG! DROP IT NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! " Inuyasha beat Shesshoumaru mercilessly on the nose with the newspaper.
Shesshoumaru yelped and dropped Kilala, who ran over to San-Go and hid behind the demon hunter's back.
Now, we have spent enough time here, and we must go. But San-Go, I don't like you that much so you will be staying here. Bye Bye.
"What?" San-Go asks as a huge shadow forms around her and a giant cow lands on top of her.
"MMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Mew?" Kilala says pitifully as Inuyasha drags Shesshoumaru away into the forest by his tail.
"Oooowoowowwowo! That HURTS!" Shesshoumaru cried.
"Stop it! Your embarrassing yourself." Inuyasha grumbled. "Who would think a demon would be such a baby about something like this." Inuyasha was conveniently forgetting that he bursts out into tears when someone mildly thwacks his ears.
"Hahahahaahaha!" Shesshoumary]u laughed. "Your ears?"
Inuyasha gave a furious yank on his brother tail and the dropped Shesshie.
"Don't do that," whimpered the demon caressing the injured appendage with tears in his eyes.
"Feh. You're such a pretty boy."
"Better than a miserable half breed!"
"Bastard!" Inuyasha jumped at Shesshoumaru and prepared to hit him. No hurt Shesshie!
Suddenly a tree branch lands on Inuyasha.
Shesshoumaru smirks as Inuyasha struggles to get out from under the branch. "Are you stuck, brother dear?"
"Fuuuuuck you! When I get out from under this you are so dead." That's not very wise, now is it? "Oh, go the fuck away you psychopathic biiiiiiitccchh!"
Inuyasha manages to get up, then once again lunges at Shesshoumaru. Not too bright, is he? No HURT Shesshoumaru!
A bolt of lightening comes down from the sky and knocks Inuyasha away from Shesshoumaru, leaving the handsome youkai untouched.
Morality: *Shakes his head* This isn't fair, Evil. You're playing favorites.
Shesshoumaru looks nervous. Inuyasha raises his head and wheezes, "Thank you."
Stay out of this Morality. You didn't invite me, Insanity did so fuck off. *Everyone shoots Insanity angry looks as he feigns wide eyed innocence.
Ok! On with the story! Shesshoumaru leads Inuyasha towards the demon.
"Feh, how does he know where it is?" Inuyasha demanded.
"Uuh, she told me," Shesshoumaru muttered, turning bright red.
"Nani? What did you do?" Inuyasha demanded as Shesshie-chan turns a brighter shade of red.
"Uh, she had me do this favor for her.."
Yep, and how about you and me hang out later hon and I'll return the favor *wink wink*. Shesshoumaru goes completely crimson while Inuyasha blanches. And so the two go walking off into the sunset after the beastie, the determined heroes! Wow, and I do like the view from behind. Seems like they both got that feature..Very nice, very NICE!
"What?" The ask, spinning around. Oh, nothing. Just keep on walkin' babes. Onto chapter two!
Brahmani:*Hits her forehead with her hand* What are you going to do to them now?
Imp: *Jumps up and down on Morality's head.* My turn! My turn!
Morbidity: *Had remained silent up until now, shoots a glare at Imp.* Moral, shut it up!!!