Chapter four: Shesshoumaru becomes afraid..very afraid...
So here we are again with Inuyasha, everyone's favorite dog demon!
"Hey, he's not everyone's favorite dog demon!" Shesshoumaru protested, crossing his arms. "I do think my fan following is larger than his." He said, looking smug but annoyed.
Ah, well I was just saying that because.Oh, fuck it! Shut up, you ran away. Now, back to poor Inuyasha..
Shesshoumaru nervously crept back to the bushes. Of course he had run away like a girl when he saw the u stealing dash demon, leaving his poor little brother all alone.
"Oh, sue me." Shesshoumaru muttered.
Maybe I will, dammit. I just saved you from a completely disgusting and erotic situation with your fucking half brother, and this is the thanks I get? You left Inuyasha and Nuriko to the fate of that horrible demon!
"...." Shesshoumaru decided not to acknowledge this and called softly, "Inuyasha? Brother..where are you?"
Suddenly, silver haired demon jumps out of the brush landed on Shesshoumaru and digging his claws into the pretty boy's chest.
"God damn you pretty boy. You are such a fucking wimp! YOU LEFT ME HERE TO DIE!" Inu-Yasha screamed. "..Wait.Inu-Yasha? OH MY GOD! IT GOT ME!"
Naw, really? It's about time he figured it out.
"Look, I've had it up to here with you and your multiple personalities!" Inu-Yasha screamed at the narrator. Excuse me? "Are you fucking deaf? I am sick of it! All of it! And where the fuck is Nuriko?"
"Inu-Yasha.." A tiny voice said, followed by the sound of muffled giggles. The demon brothers turned to see the druid miko hunched over, hands clasped to her mouth, sides shaking and tears running down her cheeks. "That's...just too..fucking..g-great..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The girl completely lost is and burst out in laughter, falling over and kicking her legs.
"....." The brothers look at her, then look at each other.
Inu-yasha blinked. Shesshoumaru blinked. Nuriko blinked. Inu-yasha blinked. Shesshoumaru blin-
"All fucking right! Kami-sama bless us all would you stop that?!" Shesshoumaru screamed. Humph. Go find the demon, now! Restore the names and end this fan fic before I continue with Imp's idea.
Nuriko composed herself and stood, whipping the tears off her cheeks and suppressing her giggles. And off they trot-trot?- on the trail of the demon, Shesshoumaru purposefully keeping away from his brother.
"I don't think it worked." Nuriko whispered. Don't worry. I think this is going to be a great chapter of "Inu-Yasha and Shesshoumaru: the forbidden love."
"What?!" Shessoumaru screamed at the narrator in a very unnecessary way. "That's not the name of this story.
Oh, yes it is. I decided to change it. I do think that the readers would like a nice yaoi story, filled with lots and lots of angst. Don't you think so, Inu-yasha *stifled laugh*?
"..." Looking over at his brother, who looked like a demon straight from hell, Inu-yasha decides to plead the fifth on that one. Aah, poor little Inu-yasha. You must be fighting it so hard. The urge to jump his bones is just driving you mad, isn't it?
"..." Still remaining silent, Inu-yasha's face turned a bright red and he looked away angrily.
"You..are one sick puppy." Shesshoumaru said, moving farther away from his brother. "And I wasn't reffering about Inu-yasha you Imp wanna-be!"
Well so what if I am? I control everything now! Whatever I say goes, bwahahaha!
Both brothers sweatdrop while and look properly frightened, as they should be, while Nuriko hides a smile behind her hand.
"I'm glad you like this.." Inu-yasha muttered at her.
"What? I've been dealing with the exact same problem since we met up on this screwed up thing." Shesshoumaru spun around, looking hopeful.
"What?" "Not YOU!" She shook her head. 'I meant Inu-yasha!" Nuriko by then was blushing a bright red and Shesshoumaru had turned around in a pout. Poor baby, destined to be second best in this case.
"Shut. Up." He then looks at Brahmani. 'Now.can't we talk about this? I mean, Imp kind of took the story away.Can't we just find the demon and make everything alright? There is some plot established and changing the plot in the middle of the story...it's simply not what a-not what a good writer does." ..You're saying I'm a good writer?
"Oh yes! YES! Of course! You are the greatest writer ever!" Sesshoumaru nodded enthusiastically and looked over to Inu-yasha. "Isn't that right Inu-yasha?" "Oh yes! Noone could EVER outshine your literary talent!" Inu-yasha nodded also, smiling. Oh....Well... *giggle* Well when you put it like that..... Let's go get the Dash Monster! "Phew..." Sesshoumaru wiped his brow in relief. But suddenly got a very disgusted look on his face and glared at Inu-yasha. "......Brother.....Please take your hand off my shoulder...." "What?!" Inu-yasha snapped as he drew his hand back. "It was only a brotherly gesture of affection!" "Right......" Sesshoumaru stepped away, determined to keep his distance from the horny demon. "Umm...would it be too much to ask that you make it where he's not so......horny?" Yes it would be asking too much. I like him like this.
"................ok....Well then...Umm I'll just go this way.... and Inuyasha.." Sesshoumaru looked back at his brother. "What?" Inu-yasha asked semi-innocently as he gazed at his brother's rear end with the same adoration many fan girls do. "Just...stay behind me....REALLY far behind me...please.." Picking up the pace to put some space between them, Sesshoumaru set off to find the Dash monster so he could hopefully end this story. Inu-yasha, grumbling about his misfortune, followed behind the demon. Nuriko shook her head and followed them, muttering something about tasteless brown nosers.. Her, whatever floats their boat, eh sister?
Suddenly, something happened.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! HOLY MOTHER OF ASS RAMMERS!!!!" It was a scream. "Shu-" It was Nuriko's scream. Both brothers turn and run to where Nuriko laid, sitting on the ground and looking stunned, to say the least. Shesshoumaru peered into her eyed, trying to get them to focus. "What's wrong?" Inu-yasha asked Shesshoumaru. "I don't know." his brother replied. "Inu-yasha....." Sesshoumaru glared up at him. "Get you hand OFF my ass Inuy-asha...." "Oh heheh...Umm" Taking his hand back, Inu-yasha sweated slightly, his face turning red once again. "Sorry bout that. I can't help it you know." "Feh, I shouldn't be surprised. A pathetic weakling like you would never have the power to resist a spell like that." With a smirk that was as about as condescending as they come, Sesshoumaru laughed. But it was all cut short when a black form pounced on him, crashing the older, demon into the trees. Shesshoumaru let out a not so manly scream as Inu-yashs fumed about what his brother had said. "Fucking..bastard. I'll show him weakling!" Darling, I'm sure you'd love to prove that to him, but first don't you think you should go make sure he's alright? Inu-yasha clasps his hands and goes starry eyed. "Brother might be in danger, or even dead! I must save him!" Yes, Inu-chan. Go play hero! He NEEDS you! "Damn straight!" Inu-yasha ran off into he trees after his brother, leaving Nuriko still dazed. When Inu-yasha found his brother, Shesshoumaru was passed out, Inu-yasha immediately got down on his hands and knees and began to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, conveniently not noticing that his brother was breathing fine. He just wanted an excuse to kiss those soft, sultry lips.... Lips as fine as silk and as sumptuous as ambrosia.....the kind of lips that make girls swoon and men green with envy....**sighs dreamily** "Excuse me?" Inu-yasha said, snapping the narrator out of her trance. "I am trying to revive him here!" Oh...sorry. "Hmph." Inu-Yasha turned to go back to 'resuscitating' his brother, only to see him glaring up at him angrily. "Oh...heheh ^_^;;; Brother.....you're alive. I'm so relieved!" "I'm sure you are...." Getting up, the demon pushed Inu-Yasha off of him angrily. "You shitface! You didn't even help me when that damn monster attacked!" What the fuck? You were ticking me off! It's you own fault Shessho-Maru.oh dear gods." "S-S-Sess-Sess-Sessho-Maru?!?!?!" the older brother cried out in both disgust and fear. "I've got a fucking dash in my name!!!" "Join the club -_-" Inu-Yasha said with a sigh. Whether the sigh was because of his own dash or the fact that he had to stop kissing his brother...well we'll never know. Whatever, we all know it's because he had to stop playing tonsil hockey. "You slipped me the tongue?!?!" Sessho-Maru shrieked angrily. "How could you take advantage of me like that?!?!?!" "Hmph...I was helping you out...you're so fucking ungrateful." Turning his back, Inu-Yasha looked upset. "At least I only got a dash in my name...unlike SOME people." Looking back at Sessho-Maru, he smirked in an almost malicious way. "No.."It dawned on the beauty. "MY 'U'! IT STOLE MY 'U'!" Shessho-Maru busted out in tears. Inu-Yasha immediately moved to comfort his sobbing brother. "There, there. It'll all be ok.I can make it ok." Inu-yasha slowly moved his lips towards his brother's. YAOI! "Hell NO!" Shessho-Maru said, keeping his brother at bay. "We're never going to find that fucking monster and get our names fixed, since he won't leave me alone!" "But Shesshie-chan," Inu-yasha whimpered. "I can't stand it anymore! It's just so hard! All I want to do is take you in my arms and kiss you and feel your body." Inu-yasha's love ranting was cut short as Shessho-Maru hit him over the head with a heavy stick. "Stay AWAY from me!" Inu-yasha screamed hysterically, his tolerance for this almost gone. And that might be good, for when it is gone maybe he will relent to a little yaoi. "Why do you want that now?" Shessho-Maru sobbed, eyes filling with such sweet tears and making him look adorable. Because I'm bored and it's 4 am. I want to have some fun before midterm hell.
When Inu-yasha awoke, he was all alone. A tightness formed in his chest at the thought that his brother might be in danger and that he should go look for him. Duh, stupid. He left, and you must look for the demon. "B-but why?" Inu-yasha whined. "I want him! I need to see his sweet face and feel his body close to mine." YAOI! "Dammit! This is going to get so sick! You could end all this with a word ya know." Inu-yasha said as he crossed his arms. True, but I don't want to. "Feh, fucking hentai-" Inu-yasha didn't move fast enough as another fireball consumed him, this time not killing him. "Where the HELL did that-" Another one flew over him, taking out a tree. "Where do they keep coming from?" Inu-yasha cried. CHARIZARD, RETURN! The creature roared in defiance as it was drawn back into it's Pokeball with a flash of light. Luckily, the narrator had saved him from serious injury. "Biiiiitttccchhhh" Inu-yasha lay on the ground twitching as the smoke rose from his body. Sorry bout that ^^;; Charizard gets a little uncontrollable at times. But let's forget that! Time to get the dash monster!!! Insanity: *snatches the key board.* I've been waiting for this. *cracks knuckles* My turn to make their lives hell! Ok, Inu-yasha, get ready for Insanity! "Oooooooh FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" And on to the next chapter, however far off that may be! Maybe I will put in some yaoi, after all..^_~ "YAY!" Inu-yasha cried. "I-I mean." no use trying to hide it. You just have to follow your instincts and make hot monkey love to Shessho-Maru when you se him..Goddess, that looks awful..
So here we are again with Inuyasha, everyone's favorite dog demon!
"Hey, he's not everyone's favorite dog demon!" Shesshoumaru protested, crossing his arms. "I do think my fan following is larger than his." He said, looking smug but annoyed.
Ah, well I was just saying that because.Oh, fuck it! Shut up, you ran away. Now, back to poor Inuyasha..
Shesshoumaru nervously crept back to the bushes. Of course he had run away like a girl when he saw the u stealing dash demon, leaving his poor little brother all alone.
"Oh, sue me." Shesshoumaru muttered.
Maybe I will, dammit. I just saved you from a completely disgusting and erotic situation with your fucking half brother, and this is the thanks I get? You left Inuyasha and Nuriko to the fate of that horrible demon!
"...." Shesshoumaru decided not to acknowledge this and called softly, "Inuyasha? Brother..where are you?"
Suddenly, silver haired demon jumps out of the brush landed on Shesshoumaru and digging his claws into the pretty boy's chest.
"God damn you pretty boy. You are such a fucking wimp! YOU LEFT ME HERE TO DIE!" Inu-Yasha screamed. "..Wait.Inu-Yasha? OH MY GOD! IT GOT ME!"
Naw, really? It's about time he figured it out.
"Look, I've had it up to here with you and your multiple personalities!" Inu-Yasha screamed at the narrator. Excuse me? "Are you fucking deaf? I am sick of it! All of it! And where the fuck is Nuriko?"
"Inu-Yasha.." A tiny voice said, followed by the sound of muffled giggles. The demon brothers turned to see the druid miko hunched over, hands clasped to her mouth, sides shaking and tears running down her cheeks. "That's...just too..fucking..g-great..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The girl completely lost is and burst out in laughter, falling over and kicking her legs.
"....." The brothers look at her, then look at each other.
Inu-yasha blinked. Shesshoumaru blinked. Nuriko blinked. Inu-yasha blinked. Shesshoumaru blin-
"All fucking right! Kami-sama bless us all would you stop that?!" Shesshoumaru screamed. Humph. Go find the demon, now! Restore the names and end this fan fic before I continue with Imp's idea.
Nuriko composed herself and stood, whipping the tears off her cheeks and suppressing her giggles. And off they trot-trot?- on the trail of the demon, Shesshoumaru purposefully keeping away from his brother.
"I don't think it worked." Nuriko whispered. Don't worry. I think this is going to be a great chapter of "Inu-Yasha and Shesshoumaru: the forbidden love."
"What?!" Shessoumaru screamed at the narrator in a very unnecessary way. "That's not the name of this story.
Oh, yes it is. I decided to change it. I do think that the readers would like a nice yaoi story, filled with lots and lots of angst. Don't you think so, Inu-yasha *stifled laugh*?
"..." Looking over at his brother, who looked like a demon straight from hell, Inu-yasha decides to plead the fifth on that one. Aah, poor little Inu-yasha. You must be fighting it so hard. The urge to jump his bones is just driving you mad, isn't it?
"..." Still remaining silent, Inu-yasha's face turned a bright red and he looked away angrily.
"You..are one sick puppy." Shesshoumaru said, moving farther away from his brother. "And I wasn't reffering about Inu-yasha you Imp wanna-be!"
Well so what if I am? I control everything now! Whatever I say goes, bwahahaha!
Both brothers sweatdrop while and look properly frightened, as they should be, while Nuriko hides a smile behind her hand.
"I'm glad you like this.." Inu-yasha muttered at her.
"What? I've been dealing with the exact same problem since we met up on this screwed up thing." Shesshoumaru spun around, looking hopeful.
"What?" "Not YOU!" She shook her head. 'I meant Inu-yasha!" Nuriko by then was blushing a bright red and Shesshoumaru had turned around in a pout. Poor baby, destined to be second best in this case.
"Shut. Up." He then looks at Brahmani. 'Now.can't we talk about this? I mean, Imp kind of took the story away.Can't we just find the demon and make everything alright? There is some plot established and changing the plot in the middle of the story...it's simply not what a-not what a good writer does." ..You're saying I'm a good writer?
"Oh yes! YES! Of course! You are the greatest writer ever!" Sesshoumaru nodded enthusiastically and looked over to Inu-yasha. "Isn't that right Inu-yasha?" "Oh yes! Noone could EVER outshine your literary talent!" Inu-yasha nodded also, smiling. Oh....Well... *giggle* Well when you put it like that..... Let's go get the Dash Monster! "Phew..." Sesshoumaru wiped his brow in relief. But suddenly got a very disgusted look on his face and glared at Inu-yasha. "......Brother.....Please take your hand off my shoulder...." "What?!" Inu-yasha snapped as he drew his hand back. "It was only a brotherly gesture of affection!" "Right......" Sesshoumaru stepped away, determined to keep his distance from the horny demon. "Umm...would it be too much to ask that you make it where he's not so......horny?" Yes it would be asking too much. I like him like this.
"................ok....Well then...Umm I'll just go this way.... and Inuyasha.." Sesshoumaru looked back at his brother. "What?" Inu-yasha asked semi-innocently as he gazed at his brother's rear end with the same adoration many fan girls do. "Just...stay behind me....REALLY far behind me...please.." Picking up the pace to put some space between them, Sesshoumaru set off to find the Dash monster so he could hopefully end this story. Inu-yasha, grumbling about his misfortune, followed behind the demon. Nuriko shook her head and followed them, muttering something about tasteless brown nosers.. Her, whatever floats their boat, eh sister?
Suddenly, something happened.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! HOLY MOTHER OF ASS RAMMERS!!!!" It was a scream. "Shu-" It was Nuriko's scream. Both brothers turn and run to where Nuriko laid, sitting on the ground and looking stunned, to say the least. Shesshoumaru peered into her eyed, trying to get them to focus. "What's wrong?" Inu-yasha asked Shesshoumaru. "I don't know." his brother replied. "Inu-yasha....." Sesshoumaru glared up at him. "Get you hand OFF my ass Inuy-asha...." "Oh heheh...Umm" Taking his hand back, Inu-yasha sweated slightly, his face turning red once again. "Sorry bout that. I can't help it you know." "Feh, I shouldn't be surprised. A pathetic weakling like you would never have the power to resist a spell like that." With a smirk that was as about as condescending as they come, Sesshoumaru laughed. But it was all cut short when a black form pounced on him, crashing the older, demon into the trees. Shesshoumaru let out a not so manly scream as Inu-yashs fumed about what his brother had said. "Fucking..bastard. I'll show him weakling!" Darling, I'm sure you'd love to prove that to him, but first don't you think you should go make sure he's alright? Inu-yasha clasps his hands and goes starry eyed. "Brother might be in danger, or even dead! I must save him!" Yes, Inu-chan. Go play hero! He NEEDS you! "Damn straight!" Inu-yasha ran off into he trees after his brother, leaving Nuriko still dazed. When Inu-yasha found his brother, Shesshoumaru was passed out, Inu-yasha immediately got down on his hands and knees and began to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, conveniently not noticing that his brother was breathing fine. He just wanted an excuse to kiss those soft, sultry lips.... Lips as fine as silk and as sumptuous as ambrosia.....the kind of lips that make girls swoon and men green with envy....**sighs dreamily** "Excuse me?" Inu-yasha said, snapping the narrator out of her trance. "I am trying to revive him here!" Oh...sorry. "Hmph." Inu-Yasha turned to go back to 'resuscitating' his brother, only to see him glaring up at him angrily. "Oh...heheh ^_^;;; Brother.....you're alive. I'm so relieved!" "I'm sure you are...." Getting up, the demon pushed Inu-Yasha off of him angrily. "You shitface! You didn't even help me when that damn monster attacked!" What the fuck? You were ticking me off! It's you own fault Shessho-Maru.oh dear gods." "S-S-Sess-Sess-Sessho-Maru?!?!?!" the older brother cried out in both disgust and fear. "I've got a fucking dash in my name!!!" "Join the club -_-" Inu-Yasha said with a sigh. Whether the sigh was because of his own dash or the fact that he had to stop kissing his brother...well we'll never know. Whatever, we all know it's because he had to stop playing tonsil hockey. "You slipped me the tongue?!?!" Sessho-Maru shrieked angrily. "How could you take advantage of me like that?!?!?!" "Hmph...I was helping you out...you're so fucking ungrateful." Turning his back, Inu-Yasha looked upset. "At least I only got a dash in my name...unlike SOME people." Looking back at Sessho-Maru, he smirked in an almost malicious way. "No.."It dawned on the beauty. "MY 'U'! IT STOLE MY 'U'!" Shessho-Maru busted out in tears. Inu-Yasha immediately moved to comfort his sobbing brother. "There, there. It'll all be ok.I can make it ok." Inu-yasha slowly moved his lips towards his brother's. YAOI! "Hell NO!" Shessho-Maru said, keeping his brother at bay. "We're never going to find that fucking monster and get our names fixed, since he won't leave me alone!" "But Shesshie-chan," Inu-yasha whimpered. "I can't stand it anymore! It's just so hard! All I want to do is take you in my arms and kiss you and feel your body." Inu-yasha's love ranting was cut short as Shessho-Maru hit him over the head with a heavy stick. "Stay AWAY from me!" Inu-yasha screamed hysterically, his tolerance for this almost gone. And that might be good, for when it is gone maybe he will relent to a little yaoi. "Why do you want that now?" Shessho-Maru sobbed, eyes filling with such sweet tears and making him look adorable. Because I'm bored and it's 4 am. I want to have some fun before midterm hell.
When Inu-yasha awoke, he was all alone. A tightness formed in his chest at the thought that his brother might be in danger and that he should go look for him. Duh, stupid. He left, and you must look for the demon. "B-but why?" Inu-yasha whined. "I want him! I need to see his sweet face and feel his body close to mine." YAOI! "Dammit! This is going to get so sick! You could end all this with a word ya know." Inu-yasha said as he crossed his arms. True, but I don't want to. "Feh, fucking hentai-" Inu-yasha didn't move fast enough as another fireball consumed him, this time not killing him. "Where the HELL did that-" Another one flew over him, taking out a tree. "Where do they keep coming from?" Inu-yasha cried. CHARIZARD, RETURN! The creature roared in defiance as it was drawn back into it's Pokeball with a flash of light. Luckily, the narrator had saved him from serious injury. "Biiiiitttccchhhh" Inu-yasha lay on the ground twitching as the smoke rose from his body. Sorry bout that ^^;; Charizard gets a little uncontrollable at times. But let's forget that! Time to get the dash monster!!! Insanity: *snatches the key board.* I've been waiting for this. *cracks knuckles* My turn to make their lives hell! Ok, Inu-yasha, get ready for Insanity! "Oooooooh FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" And on to the next chapter, however far off that may be! Maybe I will put in some yaoi, after all..^_~ "YAY!" Inu-yasha cried. "I-I mean." no use trying to hide it. You just have to follow your instincts and make hot monkey love to Shessho-Maru when you se him..Goddess, that looks awful..