Chapter Five: Still Searching and Finding..Sakura???
Inu-Yasha walked doggedly through the snow. His ears were pinned back and
his demonic eyes were two hard amber gems, brimming with annoyance at his
present situation.
"Ya know, for Insanity, you are the sanest narrator I've had so far," Inu-
yasha commented idly. Aw, man! I was hoping you wouldn't catch on to that.
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed Inu-chan, and so I didn't think
you'd come to grips with my anticlimactic style of narration until later
and you were begging for it to go back to normal. But hell, since you
called me out on it, much to my infinite surprise, I'll just have to make
due and cut the duration of my 'low-tide' style brief.
"..." Inu-yasha decided not to comment, either that or as Brahmani stated
earlier, and as I just did, Inu-yasha is lacking in his mental facilities
and might not have caught all of what I was saying.
"...Huh?" Inu-yasha asked, glaring.
Are you deaf or just plain stupid? What I was saying, and what you're too
slow to catch up on, is that I wasn't expecting you to pay that much
attention since your as dull as a block of wood and that the reader would
be anticipating the parts where things get really insane! AND THEN I
BASICALLY SAID AFTER THAT THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMB ASS SO PLEASE CAN WE
MOVE ON AND GET OVER THIS DAMNABLE PERIOD OF UTTERLY BAFFELING
STUPIDITY?!?!?!?!?
Inu-yasha looked at Insanity with murder in his eyes. "Who the hell do you
think you are?" He demanded, lunging at the narrator. Which needless to
say, was very stupid.
A tree-yes, a whole tree- fell down on top of Inu-yasha, once again
knocking him unconscious and leaving him to sweet dreams of..well, I'm not
going to tell you what of since that would be an invasion of privacy and I
don't want to encourage your hentai nature anymore than it already has
been.
Ok, maybe I will a little, but only a little!
Inu-yasha awoke with a pain in his back (well, there was a tree on top of
him) and a weird twitching feeling down in his pants. Twisting the hanyou
saw that there was a substance sticking his hakama to the ground. Thinking
abut the dream he had just awakened from, Inu-yasha blushed crimson and
looked at the ground, flustered.
"Are you having fun?" He demanded. Oh, not nearly enough. Just wait till I
get warmed up to this yaoi stuff..
"NO! Please let it stop! I thought that once they were gone and I had a
male writer, it would all stop! Please, don't do this to me! I'm begging
you.it's too much, and it's disgusting! I HATE IT!!!" Inu-yasha looked on
the verge of tears.
Morality: tsk, tsk. Now it's not good to lie, especially since you liked
that dream you just had so very much Inu-yasha..
"Damn you." the half demon muttered to no one in particular as he went on
his way to find the horrendous commercialization demon, once again
wandering aimlessly since he was still suffering form the hay fever.
"It's allergies, stupid shit," Inu-yasha growled triumphantly. Go to hell,
dog boy while we go check up on your delectable, sumptuous brother.
And we leave Inu-Yasha wandering the paths and drooling.incest is the best!
Meanwhile, Shessho-Maru was running through the woods as fast as he heightened demon legs could carry him, eyes wide and terrified but not really seeing or paying attention to anything since he kept looking behind himself so many times. Suddenly, the youkai slammed into a warm, hard force that knocked him back just as he knocked it back. Screaming like a girl, Shessho-Maru rolled onto his knees and prepared to run away when a strong arm grabbed him and wrenched him around. Shessho-Maru once again let loose a womany shriek. He looked up, terrified at what he might see, but was even more afraid at what he did see: the black hair, gray eyes and bejeweled brow of Sakura, Nuiko's hand maiden. The little druid had never been nice to him, and he was slightly unnerved by her.. "Naw, ya think?" Shessho-Mru muttered snidely. "Shessho-maru, where were you going running like a girl and what..oh my fucking Goddess, what the hell happened to your name?" Her gray eyes widened as Shessho-Maru climbed to his feet. "My 'u' was stolen by a treacherous demon and a dash was added in the middle of it," he explained, feeling foolish. "Has any one ever told you you scream like a woman?" Sakura asked, not really interested. "You don't give a damn about what's happening, do you?" Shessho-Maru demanded. Sakura gave him a stony glare. "It's Americanization and fucked commercialism-happens all the time. So, are you running to or from the demon like a little girl?" "Will you drop the female references please?" Shessho-Maru said with controlled patience. "Maybe. Now, tell me what the hell you're doing and where Nuriko is before I go medieval on your ass." Shessho-Maru sighed. "I'm running away from my flaming homosexual brother, and Nuriko is.." Shessho stopped dead, eyes going wide. "What?" Sakura demanded. Shessho-Maru still kept his lips sealed. "Hey, you!" Me? "Yeah, you. What happened? Where is Nuriko?" Shessho-Maru-san and Inu-Yasha-chan left Nuriko dazed and defensless after a demon attack a while back down the path that Shessho-Maru was just on. They fled in terror from Brahmani's wrath, but I am sure it will be nothing compared to- Sakura raised her hand. Shessho_Maru cringed. THWACK!!!!! "ITAI!!!!!" Shessho-Maru was on the ground, a lump on his head from an elbow and a red hand print on his face. Sakura stood over him, eyes smoldering. "How could you do that to a woman you claim to love?" She demanded, kicking him in the ribs. "Itai! That hurt, you bitch!" Shessho-Maru wailed. "And since she doesn't care about me, why should I care about her?" "Oh, you - baka-!" Sakura growled, fists clenched at her sides. Shessho- Maru prepared his body for absolute pain. "- Kisama dame bishounen- !" she continued through clenched teeth, reaching down and yanking on Shessho- Maru's tail, pulling him up off the ground and flinging him brutally as far as her strength would allow. Right into a black berry briar.
"Chikuso!" Shessho-Maru cried as he landed, thorns ripping into his expensive clothes and creamy dreamy flesh.
Evil: *Grabs the key board for a few quick seconds and types a few sentances.* Insanity: *takes it back and types a couple things.*
A tree branch falls onto Shessho-Maru, crushing him under its bovine weight.
Evil: Damn it missed her.
Ahem, Sakura pulls Shessho-Maru out from under the branch, laughing.
"Well, now you can come with me and see if Nuriko's alright." "NOOOOO!" The demon went on his knees, clutching Sakura's armored skirt. "You can't make me go back there! He might be there, and I can't take it anymore..yaoi." Shessho-maru buried his nose in cloth until he realized again where his face was.
THWACK!!!
"ITAI!" "Hentai!" "I didn't mean it, I was trying to-" "You were trying to feel me up you sick bitch. Fine, I'll go and get Nuriko, while you go off somewhere and practice trying to run like a man!" Sakura roughly kicked Shessho-Maru away as she set off to find her mistress.
Shessho-Maru, not having the best of days, Got up and took stock of the damage to his appearance. He looked, in all dear honesty, like hammered dog shit.
"You little FUCK!" Shessho-Maru screamed in unbridled rage, lunging at the narrator. He and his brother..thick headed macho dip shits.
Out of the bushes burst a pack of rabid fan girls, led by the imitation Kagome. They squeal in delight and tackle Shessho-Maru to the ground, rubbing him and feeling him, pulling open his kimono and his inner haori and then his hakama.all to the delightful music of screams and wails of, "NO! PLEASE NO!"
- These words, as they appear in this I chapter are: baka means stupid Kisama dame bishounen essentially means, Bad pretty boy! Sakura is turning Shasshoumaru-sama's good and slightly feminine looks against him, which he takes slight offense to. But c'mon, he is a pretty boy. A/N: As I have said before, Inuyasha and the characters of this series do not belong to me. If Inuyasha belonged to me, I wouldn't be a virgin. But the made up characters are mine all fucking mine, and I lay copy right to this story. Take it without giving me credit, and I killa you! For those that are wondering when it's all going to end: I don't know, really. You see, this was all random shit that I made up at the spur of the moment since the voices wouldn't leave me alone, and I don't know where the hell it's going. But it will be over soon, and we can all look forward to another exciting voice story..I should just keep them locked in boxes in my closet, but then again they live inside my head....
Meanwhile, Shessho-Maru was running through the woods as fast as he heightened demon legs could carry him, eyes wide and terrified but not really seeing or paying attention to anything since he kept looking behind himself so many times. Suddenly, the youkai slammed into a warm, hard force that knocked him back just as he knocked it back. Screaming like a girl, Shessho-Maru rolled onto his knees and prepared to run away when a strong arm grabbed him and wrenched him around. Shessho-Maru once again let loose a womany shriek. He looked up, terrified at what he might see, but was even more afraid at what he did see: the black hair, gray eyes and bejeweled brow of Sakura, Nuiko's hand maiden. The little druid had never been nice to him, and he was slightly unnerved by her.. "Naw, ya think?" Shessho-Mru muttered snidely. "Shessho-maru, where were you going running like a girl and what..oh my fucking Goddess, what the hell happened to your name?" Her gray eyes widened as Shessho-Maru climbed to his feet. "My 'u' was stolen by a treacherous demon and a dash was added in the middle of it," he explained, feeling foolish. "Has any one ever told you you scream like a woman?" Sakura asked, not really interested. "You don't give a damn about what's happening, do you?" Shessho-Maru demanded. Sakura gave him a stony glare. "It's Americanization and fucked commercialism-happens all the time. So, are you running to or from the demon like a little girl?" "Will you drop the female references please?" Shessho-Maru said with controlled patience. "Maybe. Now, tell me what the hell you're doing and where Nuriko is before I go medieval on your ass." Shessho-Maru sighed. "I'm running away from my flaming homosexual brother, and Nuriko is.." Shessho stopped dead, eyes going wide. "What?" Sakura demanded. Shessho-Maru still kept his lips sealed. "Hey, you!" Me? "Yeah, you. What happened? Where is Nuriko?" Shessho-Maru-san and Inu-Yasha-chan left Nuriko dazed and defensless after a demon attack a while back down the path that Shessho-Maru was just on. They fled in terror from Brahmani's wrath, but I am sure it will be nothing compared to- Sakura raised her hand. Shessho_Maru cringed. THWACK!!!!! "ITAI!!!!!" Shessho-Maru was on the ground, a lump on his head from an elbow and a red hand print on his face. Sakura stood over him, eyes smoldering. "How could you do that to a woman you claim to love?" She demanded, kicking him in the ribs. "Itai! That hurt, you bitch!" Shessho-Maru wailed. "And since she doesn't care about me, why should I care about her?" "Oh, you - baka-!" Sakura growled, fists clenched at her sides. Shessho- Maru prepared his body for absolute pain. "- Kisama dame bishounen- !" she continued through clenched teeth, reaching down and yanking on Shessho- Maru's tail, pulling him up off the ground and flinging him brutally as far as her strength would allow. Right into a black berry briar.
"Chikuso!" Shessho-Maru cried as he landed, thorns ripping into his expensive clothes and creamy dreamy flesh.
Evil: *Grabs the key board for a few quick seconds and types a few sentances.* Insanity: *takes it back and types a couple things.*
A tree branch falls onto Shessho-Maru, crushing him under its bovine weight.
Evil: Damn it missed her.
Ahem, Sakura pulls Shessho-Maru out from under the branch, laughing.
"Well, now you can come with me and see if Nuriko's alright." "NOOOOO!" The demon went on his knees, clutching Sakura's armored skirt. "You can't make me go back there! He might be there, and I can't take it anymore..yaoi." Shessho-maru buried his nose in cloth until he realized again where his face was.
THWACK!!!
"ITAI!" "Hentai!" "I didn't mean it, I was trying to-" "You were trying to feel me up you sick bitch. Fine, I'll go and get Nuriko, while you go off somewhere and practice trying to run like a man!" Sakura roughly kicked Shessho-Maru away as she set off to find her mistress.
Shessho-Maru, not having the best of days, Got up and took stock of the damage to his appearance. He looked, in all dear honesty, like hammered dog shit.
"You little FUCK!" Shessho-Maru screamed in unbridled rage, lunging at the narrator. He and his brother..thick headed macho dip shits.
Out of the bushes burst a pack of rabid fan girls, led by the imitation Kagome. They squeal in delight and tackle Shessho-Maru to the ground, rubbing him and feeling him, pulling open his kimono and his inner haori and then his hakama.all to the delightful music of screams and wails of, "NO! PLEASE NO!"
- These words, as they appear in this I chapter are: baka means stupid Kisama dame bishounen essentially means, Bad pretty boy! Sakura is turning Shasshoumaru-sama's good and slightly feminine looks against him, which he takes slight offense to. But c'mon, he is a pretty boy. A/N: As I have said before, Inuyasha and the characters of this series do not belong to me. If Inuyasha belonged to me, I wouldn't be a virgin. But the made up characters are mine all fucking mine, and I lay copy right to this story. Take it without giving me credit, and I killa you! For those that are wondering when it's all going to end: I don't know, really. You see, this was all random shit that I made up at the spur of the moment since the voices wouldn't leave me alone, and I don't know where the hell it's going. But it will be over soon, and we can all look forward to another exciting voice story..I should just keep them locked in boxes in my closet, but then again they live inside my head....