A/N: Got sick of Mary Sues with Millenium items, so I thought I'd write this... This is a parody of sorts of that kind of fic. This is just the first part, more will be coming... Please tell me what you think!
Mary Sue, Prologue
By: Jun Motomiya 17
It was midnight. The streets were empty but for a lone girl standing in the light of a street lamp. This girl was staring up at a game shop that many might find familiar. It was the Kame Game Shop, owned by Sugoroku Mutou.
The girl was a particularly plain sort, with brown hair falling in a straight, uninteresting fashion halfway down her back and hazel eyes partially obscured by prescription glasses that were tinted pink. She was dressed all in black: A black T-shirt under a black hooded jacket that was left unzipped, black jeans, and black boots.
The girl spoke, and her voice broke through the silence of the midnight air. "This should all be mine." The girl's voice, while not ear-splittingly horrible, was certainly not one to inspire love songs and poetry. "All of it."
The girl blinked away tears of anger and frustration. "I should be a part of this group... I should be loved, respected, and revered by all in this world." The girl nodded with a grim sort of resolve. "Well, it will be mine now." The girl's eyes flashed. "Oh, yes, it shall be mine. I will be the best duelist, better than even Yugi. I will have the boyfriend. I will have the power... I'll have it all, little Yugi. I will have your perfect world."
The girl laughed a frightening, sadistic laugh. (Although, truth be told, the laugh was nothing in comparison to Yami Bakura, but what can one expect from a mere mortal?) "Oh, yes, it will all be mine... The perfect world will belong to me."
The girl turned her back to the shop and started to walk away. "I am Mary Sue... And I will have it all."
Mary Sue, Prologue
By: Jun Motomiya 17
It was midnight. The streets were empty but for a lone girl standing in the light of a street lamp. This girl was staring up at a game shop that many might find familiar. It was the Kame Game Shop, owned by Sugoroku Mutou.
The girl was a particularly plain sort, with brown hair falling in a straight, uninteresting fashion halfway down her back and hazel eyes partially obscured by prescription glasses that were tinted pink. She was dressed all in black: A black T-shirt under a black hooded jacket that was left unzipped, black jeans, and black boots.
The girl spoke, and her voice broke through the silence of the midnight air. "This should all be mine." The girl's voice, while not ear-splittingly horrible, was certainly not one to inspire love songs and poetry. "All of it."
The girl blinked away tears of anger and frustration. "I should be a part of this group... I should be loved, respected, and revered by all in this world." The girl nodded with a grim sort of resolve. "Well, it will be mine now." The girl's eyes flashed. "Oh, yes, it shall be mine. I will be the best duelist, better than even Yugi. I will have the boyfriend. I will have the power... I'll have it all, little Yugi. I will have your perfect world."
The girl laughed a frightening, sadistic laugh. (Although, truth be told, the laugh was nothing in comparison to Yami Bakura, but what can one expect from a mere mortal?) "Oh, yes, it will all be mine... The perfect world will belong to me."
The girl turned her back to the shop and started to walk away. "I am Mary Sue... And I will have it all."