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Summary: Max is having a special lunch on Valentine's Day with someone special.or isn't he that special anymore?

Title: Valentine's Day

Author: BoO

~On the road~

Max: "So are you going to tell me why you helped Logan set up the lunch?"

Alec: "So are you going to tell me why you're coming with me instead of having this romantic lunch with roller boy?

Max: "Fine, I was wondering why you weren't having lunch with Sketchy and OC. And when Logan told me that you were going out of town, I didn't feel like a repeat with the whole gossamer thing, except instead of Joshua interrupting us it would be someone else saying that you're in trouble. And then I'll have to bail on him again. *Like I'm going to tell him that I like him.*

Alec: "Ok, I helped Logan with the lunch because he asked me to. And I got paid for it."

Max: "So where are we headed anyway? I do need to call OC on our next stop and tell her that we're not.I mean I'm not coming home tonight."

Alec: "You could use my phone, you know."

Max: "Yeah I know."

And with that the conversation closed and they rode on until it was to dark to ride. They rode into a motel.

Alec: "I'm going to book us a room."

Max: "Two rooms."

Alec: "Yeah, two rooms. Anything else?" He mocked.

Max: "A massage would do me good. Don't think they'll have a masseuse around here."

Alec: "Why do you need a masseuse when you've got me. Besides I accept cash as well." He winked his eye at her.

Max: "Just go and book the rooms." She rolled her eyes.

Alec went inside and booked two rooms with a door between the two rooms. He came back with the keys. He handed her one. They both parted their ways. After they both showered they both went to lie on the bed and watch some TV before falling asleep. Max woke up in the middle of the night because someone was having sex on the other side of her wall.

Max: *Great just what I need, a couple on the other side having sex.*

A half hour later.

Max: "I can't believe they're still at it. I can't get any sleep here. Maybe Alec's still awake. Maybe I could crash in his room."

Max tiptoed to Alec's room. She saw that he was lying under the covers. She saw his clothes lying on the chair. She saw his angelic face. He looks so innocent when he's asleep. She extended her hand to caress his face but stopped at the last moment. She turned to look for the remote control. She looked everywhere but she still couldn't find it.

Max: "Damn it Alec, where in gods name did you put the remote control?"

She froze when she heard Alec move. She turned to look at him. There under his arms was the remote control. She groaned.

Max: *Great, now I've got to stand in proximity to his naked body. Wait did I say naked? Oh my god he's naked. I'm in the room with Alec and he's naked. Maybe I should take a peek? No of course I shouldn't but he is asleep and I never have gotten any chance of seeing how well build he is. Let's do it. *

Max tiptoed towards the bed. She picked up a part of the blanket that was covering Alec. She slowly lifted it up and up and up until suddenly she was flipped on her back in the bed with her back against Alec with him holding his arms around, restraining her of all movements.

Alec: "Max, what the hell are you doing?"

Max: "I was trying to find the remote control." Max tried innocently.

Alec: "Max, the remote control is under my arm not under my blankets. I would say you were trying to take a peek at me weren't you?"

Max: "Ofcourse not. Why would I wanna take a peek at you? You're not that interesting Alec."

Alec: "Didn't know you find me interesting Max."

Max: "Alec let go of me, and let me get some rest."

Alec: "Speaking of rest, why are you in my room anyway? I mean, you have your own remote in your room, why come all the way over here to take mine? Unless you really wanted to take a peek at me. Max I'm honored, all you had to do was ask."

Max: "Uhm, I couldn't sleep. I woke up because of the noise my neighbors were making. That's why I went into your room and I couldn't sleep right away so I tried to watch some TV first but couldn't find the remote control and the rest is history."

Alec: "Max, it's the middle of the night, your neighbors aren't making any noise. They're asleep."

Max: "Yes, they are making noise! They're making sex noises and I can't sleep with all those ah's and oh's. It's driving me crazy."

Alec: "Just ask Max, there is absolutely no harm in asking Max."

Max: "Ask what?"

Alec: "To have sex with me Max, I know it's been a long time for you.ummphf."

Max hit Alec in the stomach with her elbow and he released her immediately and she took the opportunity to get out of his bed and scoop right into the one next to his.

Max: "Jerk." Alec: "Night, sweetie."

Max: "Shut up."

~The next morning~

Max was dancing with a guy. He looked familiar to her, but his face wasn't clear enough. She certainly thought that he was yum! And he was twirling her and he suddenly bent her over his knee. He was about to kiss her when his face became clear.

Max: "Normal?"

Normal: "Yes, missy-miss now let me pleasure you with my kiss. Bip, bip, bip.

And with that he kissed her. Max was struggling against Normal. She kept saying no normal don't.

Alec woke up because of Max. He was sleeping peacefully when he suddenly hears the name Normal. He woke up instantly trying to see if Normal was indeed around here. He looked around and saw no Normal. He let out his breath that he didn't know he was holding. Then he looked over at Max and saw her twisting and turning in her bed.

Max: "No Normal, don't! Normal, don't!"

Alec stood up and walked over towards Max' bed and gently shook her shoulder. Max snapped awake, grabbed his hand and twisted it behind his back. She kicks him to the floor, straddling him and just before she wanted to hit him, she realized that it was Alec she was holding and not Normal.

Max: "Alec, what the hell were you doing?"

Alec: "You woke me up, I just came over to check on you. It looked like you were having a dream. A dream about Normal?" Alec grinned. "Maxie didn't know that you have a thing for our Normal."

Max: "Shut up Alec. And I don't have a thing for Normal and I swear to God that if you tell this to anyone, I'll kill you." Max climbed off of him and headed for her own room.

Alec: "Looks like Maxie has a little crush. Hmm.since it was Valentine's Day, and I don't assume Normal has gotten anything. Oh this is a very good idea." Alec stood up from the floor and headed for the bathroom.

They both got dressed and headed for the diner that was connected with the motel. They sat down in one of them booths. The coffee lady/waitress came over and poured two cups and asked if they had decided already. She winked her eye at Alec. Alec didn't feel like chatting up to this woman so he just said.

Alec: "Swoopsiepoo, I feel like having pancakes and scrambled eggs. How about you?"

Max looked at Alec like he turned crazy and suddenly grew 5 eyes.

Max: "Whatever. I'll have the same."

The waitress quickly took their order and left.

Max: "Ok, tell what the hell that was about?"

Alec: "Look I didn't feel like chatting with that waitress, so I said something to get rid of her. Ok, sorry that I didn't tell you earlier, swoopsiepoo. But I didn't think it would happen ok."

Max: "Just tell me upfront next time, ok at least let me prepare myself."

5 Minutes later their order came, the waitress handed them their plates.

Max: "Thanks, sugababe I really have to say that last night was absolutely wonderful and I was a little bit agitated before because you didn't give me any this morning." Max winked her eye at Alec.

Alec surprised by Max's comment spit out the coffee he was drinking at the waitress. The waitress was soaked by Alec's coffee. Alec was apologizing to her but she refused to listen to him and quickly ran off to the bathroom. Alec glared at Max.

Max: "What? I just wanted to help you." She smiled.

Alec rolled his eyes. And started to eat his breakfast, Max did the same thing.

TBC

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