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Part two of my translations bit. This time, it's Bodie's speech I'm putting under my very own personal microscope.


Bodie- Watch your back.
I can't be bothered to keep my eyes open so you better stay awake.

Bodie- Yes sir.
I hate this order and want to rebel against it but I can't because it's not in the script so I'm going to make do with being sulky.

Bodie- (to Doyle)- sunshine.
I'm going to spend the day annoying you and with this I know I'm off to a good start

Bodie- Shut up
Shut up

Bodie- Oh come on.
Quit being so unlike me

Bodie- I always wanted to be a racing driver.
It's nice to see you have finally learnt how to drive properly but I know it's not going to last so I'm reminding you I always know how to drive

Bodie- How about a drink?
I want to get drunk and I need you to drive me home.

Bodie- Don't look back
We've done something very stupid and Cowley's going to see to it we pay for it later.

Bodie- That's his business
I don't want a part of this and I really hope you take the hint and leave.

Bodie- Since when do you miss?
I'm actually quite shocked and relived but, as I am the masculine one in this episode, I'm not going admit it

Bodie- I'm gonna pack this job in.
I'm not scaring enough people and am getting bored.

Bodie- I should be so lucky.
Somethings not going right and it has just been pointed out to me and now I can't ignore it anymore I'm going to sulk about it.

Bodie- Careful'. You might break a rib laughing.
Careful'. I might break your rib for your laughing

Bodie- Do you feel a drip?
I'm assuming you will automatically know what I'm talking about and depending on one of you to fill in the other if you don't

Bodie- It's always us isn't it?
I know I'm about to be able to scare people and am acting petulant in order that you don't guess I have emotions.

Bodie- Thank you sir
I refuse to let you know just how much your last comment annoyed me.

Bodie- Sorry sir.
I don't regret one second or action.

Bodie- Any bright ideas?
Someone made a mess and I'm hoping you wont figure it was me if I keep you busy enough.

Bodie- What was that?
I have no idea what just happened or how it happened

Bodie- I hate flashy drivers, don't you?
I wish I was a flashy driver, don't you?

Bodie- I haven't thought that far ahead sir.
I wasn't expecting you to ask that and so had no smart answer ready. Don't comment on it.

Bodie- So I'm told.
I have no idea what I'm talking about or what your talking about but I don't want you to know that.


Well, there you go. Bodie has now been TRANSLATED!!!!!!!!!!!!
*crowds go wild and, as no one ever reads this stuff to contradict me, I say that they also start throwing flowers and chanting in chorus. The words are not really clear but it's something to do with Doyle and after the author promises to write translations for him asap, they finally shut up and go home*