Kit: Hi there, adoring fans! Thank you, thank you! *sniff* People like me!

Yugi: .. No, they like ME.

Kit: Thanks for rubbing it in, 'hon.' ::wacks Yugi::

Yami: WHAT is your OBSESSION with WACKING us?

Kit: ::ignores Yami:: Dear Mirage DeDreamer: You are SO right. It's really odd when your author's note is longer than the actual story itself, but -

Joey: - But Kit's a weirdo! HAHAHAHA!!!

::Kit wacks Joey::

Yami: See??? You did it AGAIN!

Kit: Actually the reason is, Mirage, I already wrote this story WITHOUT author's notes before I decided I liked it enuf to post online so when I wrote the a/ns, I got carried away. *ahem* MAI! DISCLAIMER!

Mai: Why should I, hon? I'm busy redoing my make-up!

Kit: Because if you don't, I'll tell everyone that you're really Yugi's MOTHER!

Mai: EEP!

Yugi: EEP!

Kit: Kidding! But you guys do look a like. *cough cough*

Mai: Kit wishes she owned Yu-Gi-Oh. Tough luck, girl. Get real. Fab. Marvy. Far out.

Kit: ENOUGH!!!

Almost lights out on July the Fifth - The boys' bedroom

Bakura says I can't lock myself in the bathroom for the rest of my life. He says other people have rights to use the toilet too.

So I let him in. He said he just needed to take a bath and he'd be done shortly. Until then, I'd do well to find a better hiding spot.

I must have still looked depressed though, because then Bakura got sort of sympathetic and said if I didn't mind seeing another boy naked, we could bathe together. He says baths are good places to think and sort things out. He says he always takes one when he's depressed or worried.

Or at least a shower.

I told him I didn't mind. I mean, we all had to do that a Duelist Kingdom (although even Pegasus was gracious about that and made sure the girls and boys had separate bathrooms so we didn't have to be embarrassed unnecessarily). So anyway, Bakura and I got undressed and played around with the taps for a bit, trying to figure out which was the hot water tap. Finally we figured it out and got in.

The water felt great compared to the chilliness of the rain from earlier. We splashed around a bit before Bakura got out to wash himself. He asked me why I freaked out so badly at the café. Our conversation went like this:

Me: Well, you know. I made a complete fool of myself.

Bakura: No, you didn't. I thought you did fine. Anzu was impressed that you remembered the whole dance.

Me: Easy for you to say. You weren't the one up there.

Bakura: Maybe, but that can't be the only thing that's bothering you.

Gosh, am I that easy to read?

Me: What are you talking about? I was embarrassed, that's all.

Bakura: So you say. You looked so self-consious up there, Yuugi! You don't need to be so shy.

Uh-huh. Where have I heard that before?

Me: I guess not. But I didn't want to make Anzu look bad.

Bakura (getting back into the tub): You didn't. You did fine. Everyone thought so.

Me (getting out of the tub to wash): People thought I was ten years old. They called me a sweet little boy.

Bakura: Well you are.

Me: That's what bothers me! No girl is going to want to go out with a guy who is only half her size, whether they're sweet or not!

Bakura: Oh, so that's what is bothering you! You're sweet on someone, aren't you, Yuugi?

Me and my big mouth.

Me: Um.

Bakura: Is it someone I know?

Me: . Yes.

Bakura: Is it someone in this apartment?

Me: . Yes.

Bakura: So that means it's Anzu, right?

Me: . Yes.

Bakura: So tell her then!

Me: TELL HER??? Have you gone insane?! I can't tell her!

Bakura: Why not?

Me: Well. because. because. she doesn't feel the same way about me, trust me, I know!

Bakura: Did she tell you that?

Me: Well. no, but she hasn't shown it, either.

Bakura: Have you?

Me: . No.

Bakura: My point exactly. If you aren't sure she feels the same for you, then maybe you should experiment and find out for yourself. You know what the say, "all's fair in love and war." Although that's not exactly true, but it works in this situation.

Me: What do you mean?

Bakura: If you don't feel comfortable telling her, then SHOW her! Girls want to be shown love, but they want the guy to make the first move. And Anzu's not a flirty girl like Miho is so it's even harder to tell who she likes.

Me: . But that's.. that's not all of it.

Bakura: What do you mean?

Me: I. I think she likes my yami more than she likes me.

Yes! I told someone and I didn't die from embarrassment! Yipee! I should have talked to Bakura a long time ago.

Bakura: Even more reason you should prove your love to her. Unless you think Yami feels the same.?

Me: I honestly don't know. He doesn't tell me. But he might, since he's my dark half and we're the same person.

Bakura: Another twist to the plot.

That was about the time I noticed Bakura was still wearing his Sennen Ring even in the tub.

Me (getting back into the tub): Don't all those pointy ends of the Ring hurt you? That doesn't look too light.

Bakura: Ha! They should, shouldn't they? They don't, though. I hardly feel them. How about you?

Me: Same here. I keep forgetting that my Sennen Puzzle is there! I guess it's because of the magic.

We stayed in the tub for a little while longer until our hands began to turn all pruny. Bakura says while I was locked in the bathroom everyone else decided to go to the water park tomorrow. I'm down with that.

I'm so glad I talked to someone. Bakura's so smart and cool and always helps out with other people's problems even though he's got his own (meaning his own crazy yami). I've got to wrap it up now. Jono's already snoring in the bed besides me.

\\PPPPPPP// - A photograph of Bakura. He said I could take his picture as long as I didn't try to sell it to any clothes stores looking for cute boys to model underwear.

Kit: Today's pic was just a headshot of Bakura at night from an episode that hasn't yet aired in America other than on subtitled tapes. I thank the Ryou Bakura Sanctuary for supplying this pic! HE LOOKS SO KAWAII!

Bakura: I do?

Yami Bakura: Well, you do have MY great looks.

Kit: True. ::glomps Yami Bakura::

Yami Bakura: HALLP! ::gags::

Tea: Chap 2 of Got a Question? Kit has an Answer! is now up! It's funny - we think.