Kit: ::sings:: Oh, Billy Joe McGruffey was one really clumsy kid! On
the 1st day of the 1st grade this is what he did. He tripped over his
pencil box and flew into the sky... he landed on a marker and it poked him
in the eye, oh! First aid in the first grade! First aid in the first grade!
First aid in the first grade! You could have bought a zoo with all the
doctor's bills he payed! Oh, Billy Joey McGruffey was one really clumsy
kid! On the 2nd day of 2nd grade this is -"
Joey: ::plugging ears: SHADDAP!
Téa: Yeah, you don't even have all the right words!
Kit: I like it! It's a "Twippo" song from Veggie Tales: Jonah and the Big Whale! Now I'll sing another number! ::ahem:: "Do not fight, do not cheat, wash your hands before you eat -"
All the yamis: GAG ME!!!
Kit: "... a message from the Lord!" Geez, guys, it's a good movie! "If you believe God's love is true, than you should know what you should do! If you [if you] believe [believe] God's love [God's love] is true [is true] -"
Téa: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: It is a good movie, Kit...
Yami: It's your SINGING we can't stand!
Kit chases Yami around Daydreamer's Studios.
Isis: While Kit tries to strangle Yami, you can enjoy the show!
July 8, Wednesday, 9:07 P.M. - The car
Bakura wants a complete and total refund on his surf board. I wish he'd stop pestering me. It's not my fault I'm no good at surfing. He shouldn't have let me use his board. He knew I'd break it somehow.
Sigh.
Well, here's how the trip to the beach went.
When we got there, Isis separated all the yamis from the hikaris (except for her own, I wonder if she even has one) and told them that if they didn't get along, she'd do something to them. I don't know what because she said it all in Egyptian, but Yami, Yami Bakura, and Yami Malik all got the drift because they didn't fight as much as usual. Actually, they seemed to be enjoying each other's company. The only reason Yami isn't butting in and writing, We were not enjoying each other's company! is because he's asleep. Real pooped. Everyone is, even me. But Jonouchi, Honda, Malik, and I are still awake. Honda and Jonouchi are making corny jokes and Malik's not even listening. He's just kind of looking at Bakura who's fast asleep and smiling. It must be nice to be with old friends. The only reason I'm awake is because I'm writing in this diary. Even the yamis are asleep.
So where was I? Anyway, when Isis separated the yamis, they said they'd try to get along and stuff. I think they had an agreement that if Yami wouldn't ask where Yami Malik and Yami Bakura went last night, then they wouldn't try to kill him today. But I have a hunch Yami Malik and Yami Bakura didn't even go outside last night. I could swear I heard someone playing Tiddly-winks in the family room and laughing, "Ha ha, Yu-Gi-Oh, you're mine now! Take THAT!"
I now fear for my yami's well-being if there is ever a Tiddly-winks convention.
Anzu and Isis went swimming right away. I was blushing like crazy because Anzu was in her two-piece purple swim suit instead of the once- piece she wore at the water park and she looked so HOT. Not just from the sun, either.
OK. Bad joke.
I feel like such a dork! I know I'm in love with Anzu but I'm too shy to tell her or ask her out or anything! The only time I asked her out was for Yami because he seemed down in the dumps and I thought she could cheer him up.
So it's probably my fault if Yami has a thing for her.
I'm side-tracking again. So what did we do after the yamis came out? Um. well we all went right into the water, even Miho who was complaining to Shizuka non-stop that the water wasn't sanitary and we'd all come down with pneumonia and die if we went in. Even she came into the water despite that risk. Actually I think she came in because Jonouchi pushed her in. There really wasn't any point in getting back out after that. Her hair was already a mess.
OK, this is funny. Why do I always have such a great time when I hang out with Jonouchi? He had this idea that since the yamis didn't know how to play beach volleyball, he should teach them. So he got out the beach ball and told them how to play, except he explained it weird. The real rules of beach volleyball are, you throw the ball and wack it over to the other side and they wack it back at you and the team that keeps the ball in the air longest gets a point. Jonouchi said you chuck the ball and hit it around and sometimes you play it on the sand but water works too but don't let it drift away. This made sense to me, because I'm used to beach volleyball and I'm used to the way Jonouchi talks, but guess what the yamis did.
Yami chucked the ball at Yami Bakura's face and he chucked it back at him. Yami Malik grabbed it and ran on to the sand with it and said "But water works too!" amd then threw it so far that it drifted away!
Jonouchi was like, "I told you not to let it drift away!"
Yami Malik said, "How could they keep it from drifitng away if it didn't start to drift away? Do you have to have a certain number of points before you can play on the sand? Because it was their fault it drifted away, they weren't quick enough to stop it."
Jonouchi drowned in laughter.
So we lost one beach ball. The yamis still don't get what they did wrong. Yami said at least he didn't think he had to chew on the ball like a wood chuck.
Yes, Yami, at least you didn't think that.
After that exciting adventure, the girls got out of the water because they wanted to sun tan. They were then treated to a long speech by Miho about why the ultraviolet rays of the sun are harmful to your skin. But she still sun tanned along with them. Actually that might have been because we forgot the umbrella and she had no other option.
While the girls were working on their tans, Jonouchi, Honda, Bakura, Malik, and I decided to play a trick on Grandpa who was watching the girls tan. We jumped up behind him with the floating tube full of water and dumped it on his head! Boy, was he mad! He chased us back into the water and didn't even stop there!
Now I know how Jesus was able to walk on water. The disciples probably dumped a bucket of water on his head too.
Then someone (I'm not gonna say who - all right, it was me) brought up a new subject, Seto Kaiba. I was just saying, "I wonder if Kaiba and Mokuba are at the beach back in Domino City. Mokuba had been saying he wanted to go swimming soon..."
MISTAKE!!!
I never knew until today what a terribly interesting conversational subject Kaiba is. Yami, Jonouchi, and Honda immediately launched into this discussion about him. Yami said, "I'll bet if he did take Mokuba to the beach, he let him go into the water while he stayed on the sand and sulked."
And Honda said, "I'll bet he didn't even do that! I'll bet he took Mokuba to the beach, said, 'OK, we're at the beach, now we can go home,' and left!"
"I'll bet he bought a Chihuahua and named it Jonouchi and drowned it in the lake!" Jonouchi said angrily. "Man, why didn't I think of that?"
And I answered, "Uh, I think you did, Jonouchi-kun..."
And then Jonouchi started ranting about how mean Kaiba is, and Yami said Kaiba thinks he's so great with his fancy company and trench coat, and Honda said, what's wrong with trench coats? 'cause he wears one too. I was really bored with this topic so I grabbed the tube from Grandpa and started floating out to sea by myself. I had to go quick because I had to push Grandpa out of the tube to get it 'cause he had been sitting on it before and now he looked like he was going to start chasing me and walking on water again.
But then, when everyone looked like little specks on the sand, I started to get a little scared and think, "Uh-oh, the undertow is going to pull me down! I might drown!"
And then I really started to panic as the sky darkened and the waves got bigger, so I decided it was time to turn around and go back to shore, but I realized I couldn't paddle the float because my arms and legs didn't reach over the edge!
It's a kinda big floating tube. It's black and purple and can fit two people, like me and Yami, or one big person, like Grandpa. Grandpa isn't tall, just big.
So anyway, I got really scared and jumped into the water, which was a really bad idea because it was ice cold because it was like, 7 o'clock, and I thought I was going to go into shock from the cold and drown, so I splashed around and grabbed the handles of the tube and tried to pull it with me back to land, but I wasn't strong enough! So then I just swam there, holding onto that tube, feeling very helpless.
I sent a mental cry for help to Yami, and he was in the water in a flash. Jonouchi and Bakura came too, but Malik and Honda were in the bathroom so they didn't come. When those three finally got to me, I was like, numb from the cold and scared half to death. It didn't help that Jonouchi couldn't stop sniggering, Bakura couldn't stop tsking, and Yami couldn't stop asking me if I was okay. We righted the tube and Jonouchi and Bakura pulled it ashore while Yami helped me swim back to land.
WHY AM I SO PATHETIQUE?!
It was just so embarrassing when I came out of the water coughing and sputtering and Anzu was there all worried and stuff. She broguht me a towel, which was really nice of her, but I must have looked so child-like and pathetic and dumb! How would any girl be impressed be that, especially a girl as special, kind, beautiful, talented and gifted as Anzu?
I'm hopeless. I should stop kidding myself. She'd never like me. I'll always be a little kid who just happens to be her friend to her.
Sigh.
Other than that, it was a good time. For a while, at least. We had a barbacue out on the beach (you're actually allowed to barbacue here! Amazing!) with burgers and hot dogs. Who knew Jonouchi could cook? Bakura is pretty good, too. He spent the entire time teaching Malik how to eat a hot dog. I mean, they probably don't eat hot dogs down in Egypt, because they have their own hot doggies to worry about.
That was the worst joke I ever told.
The yamis weren't done playing yet, though, so we knew we had a few more hours before they were done. They decided to play a game they had made up in Egypt. The water was "crocodile-infested" and the players had to try and walk across this narrow beam to the other side without falling off and getting devoured by the crocodiles. But they used to play it on the banks of the Nile, and we were at the beach. So they went out to the dock, and there's this big pile of rocks covered in barnacles out there, so they made up that you have to go across the rocks without slipping and falling to get to the dock. Well, it was funny to watch. They were all doing pretty good, so Jonouchi and Honda decided to try. Jonouchi was in the back and he slipped and knocked them all over! Bakura, Malik, and I had been in the water pretending to be the crocs so we got to snap at them and pretend to bite them, and when Yami fell in I tackled him and pretended to be eating him.
Very childish, but the girls were laughing so hard that we couldn't resist.
Then the girls put on a CD in our battery-operated radio. It was Anzu's, an A*Teen's CD. She put on the song "Singled Out" and showed Miho and Shizuka how to dance to it. Isis just watched, and then Anzu played "Cross My Heart" which Isis knew so she showed them the Egyptian dance she had made up to go to that song.
Isis has got to be like, twenty, but she still knows how to have fun!
But then another disaster happened. Bakura reminded me that he had promised to teach me how to surf, so we grabbed his surf board and took it out into the water. He gave me a demonstration first. He is so good at it! Malik was like, "Good balance, Ryou, that's the way!" Bakura was blushing from the compliments so he stopped after the wave he was surfing on died down and told me to get on. Well, I did, even though I was really shaky-kneed. Then I wiped out, so to say.
Bakura said that was okay, I just needed to practice somemore. He said it's all about balance, and not being afraid of the water. So I got back on a few more times, until I could do it a little bit!
Then I crashed into a rock and Bakura's surf board ended up as shark chow.
I CAN'T EVEN SURF WITHOUT MESSING UP!
Bakura was pretty cool about it, though. He was teasing me that he was going to sue and stuff, but he was only joking. I feel bad though. I'm going to get him a new one when we get home.
There isn't much to say after that. It was really dark when we finally left once the yamis were done playing beach volleyball the right way. They were so competitive! It was Yami Bakura and Yami Malik verses Yami. At least the teams were fair.
Har har.
So now I'm in the car, writing this. How come all my days seem to be going down the drain lately? The good times just don't last. I haven't had one really good day since we got here. I wonder if I'm jinxed.
That's got to be it. I must be cursed. I did see a black cat yesterday, and I'm sure I've walked under ladders before, and in eighth grade I broke Anzu's mirror when I tried on her boots to see if I'd look any taller and I fell over and sat on it by accident. That was two years ago so I still have five more years of bad luck to wear out.
Maybe I should just sit in my room and do nothing until I'm twenty. I mean, 20 ½.
Jonouchi and Honda are finally shutting up. Malik's got his arm around Bakura and is also starting to nod off. I'm going to stop writing now too. My dreams are always nicer than life.
\\PPPPPPP// - This is the only picture anyone took at the beach. Jonouchi took it. It's of a seagull that pooped on Miho while she was ranting about how hamburgers are full of fat. I guess the seagull isn't a vegetarian.
Kit: Why does this chapter sound like a girl wrote it?
Téa: Cuz you wrote it and you're a girl?
Kit: ::whines:: But it's supposed to sound like something Yugi would say!
Joey: Maybe he would. Maybe Yugi's a cross-dresser and we don't know it. Hey Yuge, you dressed in drag? You really a girl?
Yugi: ::turns red:: OF COURSE NOT!
Kit: And I don't think this chapter was as good as the others. I don't think it was funny! Was it funny? Huh? Huh?
Every one: ...
Kit: You're so mean!
Ryou: Yes, but we're honest too!
Kit: ::Sighs:: Today's picture was just a piccie of a birdie flying into the sun. I'm not sure what ep it's from, it might actually be the flying machine from the go-into-Kaiba-Land's-newest-adventure-and-save-Kaiba-from- the-Witty-Phantom-and-fight-the-Mythic-Dragon saga. But it looks like a bird cuz it's at a distance.
Honda: Hey, why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Serenity: We don't want to hear it, Honda.
Honda: If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Drum-score by Jonouchi.
Everyone stares.
Cricket: Chirp. Chirp.
Kit: Eeks! Thanks a bunch for the reviews, and thanks for being nice to me even after I bored you all to death with that thing last chapter to Anne- chan. I think I'll be posting two chapters every time I update. Next chap is coming right after this!
Malik: Commercial number One!
Serenity: Today we went through Kit's drawers and found...
Téa: Socks from last year! ::holds up dirty, smelly socks::
Miho: Eww! How unhygienic!
Serenity: You can buy them for 2000 yen!
Mokuba: I'll pay 2 yen.
Téa: Sold!
Miho: You shouldn't sell things that don't belong to you.
Téa grabs Miho's yellow bow.
Téa: How much for the yellow ribbon?
Girls: 40 yen, to look pretty!
Boys: 50 yen, so we can give it to our girlfriends!
Little girls: 60 yen, so we can tie it around our doggie's necks!
Little boys: 70 yen, so we can tie it to our teeth and pull 'em out!
Miho: Now hold on a sec!
Joey: ::plugging ears: SHADDAP!
Téa: Yeah, you don't even have all the right words!
Kit: I like it! It's a "Twippo" song from Veggie Tales: Jonah and the Big Whale! Now I'll sing another number! ::ahem:: "Do not fight, do not cheat, wash your hands before you eat -"
All the yamis: GAG ME!!!
Kit: "... a message from the Lord!" Geez, guys, it's a good movie! "If you believe God's love is true, than you should know what you should do! If you [if you] believe [believe] God's love [God's love] is true [is true] -"
Téa: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: It is a good movie, Kit...
Yami: It's your SINGING we can't stand!
Kit chases Yami around Daydreamer's Studios.
Isis: While Kit tries to strangle Yami, you can enjoy the show!
July 8, Wednesday, 9:07 P.M. - The car
Bakura wants a complete and total refund on his surf board. I wish he'd stop pestering me. It's not my fault I'm no good at surfing. He shouldn't have let me use his board. He knew I'd break it somehow.
Sigh.
Well, here's how the trip to the beach went.
When we got there, Isis separated all the yamis from the hikaris (except for her own, I wonder if she even has one) and told them that if they didn't get along, she'd do something to them. I don't know what because she said it all in Egyptian, but Yami, Yami Bakura, and Yami Malik all got the drift because they didn't fight as much as usual. Actually, they seemed to be enjoying each other's company. The only reason Yami isn't butting in and writing, We were not enjoying each other's company! is because he's asleep. Real pooped. Everyone is, even me. But Jonouchi, Honda, Malik, and I are still awake. Honda and Jonouchi are making corny jokes and Malik's not even listening. He's just kind of looking at Bakura who's fast asleep and smiling. It must be nice to be with old friends. The only reason I'm awake is because I'm writing in this diary. Even the yamis are asleep.
So where was I? Anyway, when Isis separated the yamis, they said they'd try to get along and stuff. I think they had an agreement that if Yami wouldn't ask where Yami Malik and Yami Bakura went last night, then they wouldn't try to kill him today. But I have a hunch Yami Malik and Yami Bakura didn't even go outside last night. I could swear I heard someone playing Tiddly-winks in the family room and laughing, "Ha ha, Yu-Gi-Oh, you're mine now! Take THAT!"
I now fear for my yami's well-being if there is ever a Tiddly-winks convention.
Anzu and Isis went swimming right away. I was blushing like crazy because Anzu was in her two-piece purple swim suit instead of the once- piece she wore at the water park and she looked so HOT. Not just from the sun, either.
OK. Bad joke.
I feel like such a dork! I know I'm in love with Anzu but I'm too shy to tell her or ask her out or anything! The only time I asked her out was for Yami because he seemed down in the dumps and I thought she could cheer him up.
So it's probably my fault if Yami has a thing for her.
I'm side-tracking again. So what did we do after the yamis came out? Um. well we all went right into the water, even Miho who was complaining to Shizuka non-stop that the water wasn't sanitary and we'd all come down with pneumonia and die if we went in. Even she came into the water despite that risk. Actually I think she came in because Jonouchi pushed her in. There really wasn't any point in getting back out after that. Her hair was already a mess.
OK, this is funny. Why do I always have such a great time when I hang out with Jonouchi? He had this idea that since the yamis didn't know how to play beach volleyball, he should teach them. So he got out the beach ball and told them how to play, except he explained it weird. The real rules of beach volleyball are, you throw the ball and wack it over to the other side and they wack it back at you and the team that keeps the ball in the air longest gets a point. Jonouchi said you chuck the ball and hit it around and sometimes you play it on the sand but water works too but don't let it drift away. This made sense to me, because I'm used to beach volleyball and I'm used to the way Jonouchi talks, but guess what the yamis did.
Yami chucked the ball at Yami Bakura's face and he chucked it back at him. Yami Malik grabbed it and ran on to the sand with it and said "But water works too!" amd then threw it so far that it drifted away!
Jonouchi was like, "I told you not to let it drift away!"
Yami Malik said, "How could they keep it from drifitng away if it didn't start to drift away? Do you have to have a certain number of points before you can play on the sand? Because it was their fault it drifted away, they weren't quick enough to stop it."
Jonouchi drowned in laughter.
So we lost one beach ball. The yamis still don't get what they did wrong. Yami said at least he didn't think he had to chew on the ball like a wood chuck.
Yes, Yami, at least you didn't think that.
After that exciting adventure, the girls got out of the water because they wanted to sun tan. They were then treated to a long speech by Miho about why the ultraviolet rays of the sun are harmful to your skin. But she still sun tanned along with them. Actually that might have been because we forgot the umbrella and she had no other option.
While the girls were working on their tans, Jonouchi, Honda, Bakura, Malik, and I decided to play a trick on Grandpa who was watching the girls tan. We jumped up behind him with the floating tube full of water and dumped it on his head! Boy, was he mad! He chased us back into the water and didn't even stop there!
Now I know how Jesus was able to walk on water. The disciples probably dumped a bucket of water on his head too.
Then someone (I'm not gonna say who - all right, it was me) brought up a new subject, Seto Kaiba. I was just saying, "I wonder if Kaiba and Mokuba are at the beach back in Domino City. Mokuba had been saying he wanted to go swimming soon..."
MISTAKE!!!
I never knew until today what a terribly interesting conversational subject Kaiba is. Yami, Jonouchi, and Honda immediately launched into this discussion about him. Yami said, "I'll bet if he did take Mokuba to the beach, he let him go into the water while he stayed on the sand and sulked."
And Honda said, "I'll bet he didn't even do that! I'll bet he took Mokuba to the beach, said, 'OK, we're at the beach, now we can go home,' and left!"
"I'll bet he bought a Chihuahua and named it Jonouchi and drowned it in the lake!" Jonouchi said angrily. "Man, why didn't I think of that?"
And I answered, "Uh, I think you did, Jonouchi-kun..."
And then Jonouchi started ranting about how mean Kaiba is, and Yami said Kaiba thinks he's so great with his fancy company and trench coat, and Honda said, what's wrong with trench coats? 'cause he wears one too. I was really bored with this topic so I grabbed the tube from Grandpa and started floating out to sea by myself. I had to go quick because I had to push Grandpa out of the tube to get it 'cause he had been sitting on it before and now he looked like he was going to start chasing me and walking on water again.
But then, when everyone looked like little specks on the sand, I started to get a little scared and think, "Uh-oh, the undertow is going to pull me down! I might drown!"
And then I really started to panic as the sky darkened and the waves got bigger, so I decided it was time to turn around and go back to shore, but I realized I couldn't paddle the float because my arms and legs didn't reach over the edge!
It's a kinda big floating tube. It's black and purple and can fit two people, like me and Yami, or one big person, like Grandpa. Grandpa isn't tall, just big.
So anyway, I got really scared and jumped into the water, which was a really bad idea because it was ice cold because it was like, 7 o'clock, and I thought I was going to go into shock from the cold and drown, so I splashed around and grabbed the handles of the tube and tried to pull it with me back to land, but I wasn't strong enough! So then I just swam there, holding onto that tube, feeling very helpless.
I sent a mental cry for help to Yami, and he was in the water in a flash. Jonouchi and Bakura came too, but Malik and Honda were in the bathroom so they didn't come. When those three finally got to me, I was like, numb from the cold and scared half to death. It didn't help that Jonouchi couldn't stop sniggering, Bakura couldn't stop tsking, and Yami couldn't stop asking me if I was okay. We righted the tube and Jonouchi and Bakura pulled it ashore while Yami helped me swim back to land.
WHY AM I SO PATHETIQUE?!
It was just so embarrassing when I came out of the water coughing and sputtering and Anzu was there all worried and stuff. She broguht me a towel, which was really nice of her, but I must have looked so child-like and pathetic and dumb! How would any girl be impressed be that, especially a girl as special, kind, beautiful, talented and gifted as Anzu?
I'm hopeless. I should stop kidding myself. She'd never like me. I'll always be a little kid who just happens to be her friend to her.
Sigh.
Other than that, it was a good time. For a while, at least. We had a barbacue out on the beach (you're actually allowed to barbacue here! Amazing!) with burgers and hot dogs. Who knew Jonouchi could cook? Bakura is pretty good, too. He spent the entire time teaching Malik how to eat a hot dog. I mean, they probably don't eat hot dogs down in Egypt, because they have their own hot doggies to worry about.
That was the worst joke I ever told.
The yamis weren't done playing yet, though, so we knew we had a few more hours before they were done. They decided to play a game they had made up in Egypt. The water was "crocodile-infested" and the players had to try and walk across this narrow beam to the other side without falling off and getting devoured by the crocodiles. But they used to play it on the banks of the Nile, and we were at the beach. So they went out to the dock, and there's this big pile of rocks covered in barnacles out there, so they made up that you have to go across the rocks without slipping and falling to get to the dock. Well, it was funny to watch. They were all doing pretty good, so Jonouchi and Honda decided to try. Jonouchi was in the back and he slipped and knocked them all over! Bakura, Malik, and I had been in the water pretending to be the crocs so we got to snap at them and pretend to bite them, and when Yami fell in I tackled him and pretended to be eating him.
Very childish, but the girls were laughing so hard that we couldn't resist.
Then the girls put on a CD in our battery-operated radio. It was Anzu's, an A*Teen's CD. She put on the song "Singled Out" and showed Miho and Shizuka how to dance to it. Isis just watched, and then Anzu played "Cross My Heart" which Isis knew so she showed them the Egyptian dance she had made up to go to that song.
Isis has got to be like, twenty, but she still knows how to have fun!
But then another disaster happened. Bakura reminded me that he had promised to teach me how to surf, so we grabbed his surf board and took it out into the water. He gave me a demonstration first. He is so good at it! Malik was like, "Good balance, Ryou, that's the way!" Bakura was blushing from the compliments so he stopped after the wave he was surfing on died down and told me to get on. Well, I did, even though I was really shaky-kneed. Then I wiped out, so to say.
Bakura said that was okay, I just needed to practice somemore. He said it's all about balance, and not being afraid of the water. So I got back on a few more times, until I could do it a little bit!
Then I crashed into a rock and Bakura's surf board ended up as shark chow.
I CAN'T EVEN SURF WITHOUT MESSING UP!
Bakura was pretty cool about it, though. He was teasing me that he was going to sue and stuff, but he was only joking. I feel bad though. I'm going to get him a new one when we get home.
There isn't much to say after that. It was really dark when we finally left once the yamis were done playing beach volleyball the right way. They were so competitive! It was Yami Bakura and Yami Malik verses Yami. At least the teams were fair.
Har har.
So now I'm in the car, writing this. How come all my days seem to be going down the drain lately? The good times just don't last. I haven't had one really good day since we got here. I wonder if I'm jinxed.
That's got to be it. I must be cursed. I did see a black cat yesterday, and I'm sure I've walked under ladders before, and in eighth grade I broke Anzu's mirror when I tried on her boots to see if I'd look any taller and I fell over and sat on it by accident. That was two years ago so I still have five more years of bad luck to wear out.
Maybe I should just sit in my room and do nothing until I'm twenty. I mean, 20 ½.
Jonouchi and Honda are finally shutting up. Malik's got his arm around Bakura and is also starting to nod off. I'm going to stop writing now too. My dreams are always nicer than life.
\\PPPPPPP// - This is the only picture anyone took at the beach. Jonouchi took it. It's of a seagull that pooped on Miho while she was ranting about how hamburgers are full of fat. I guess the seagull isn't a vegetarian.
Kit: Why does this chapter sound like a girl wrote it?
Téa: Cuz you wrote it and you're a girl?
Kit: ::whines:: But it's supposed to sound like something Yugi would say!
Joey: Maybe he would. Maybe Yugi's a cross-dresser and we don't know it. Hey Yuge, you dressed in drag? You really a girl?
Yugi: ::turns red:: OF COURSE NOT!
Kit: And I don't think this chapter was as good as the others. I don't think it was funny! Was it funny? Huh? Huh?
Every one: ...
Kit: You're so mean!
Ryou: Yes, but we're honest too!
Kit: ::Sighs:: Today's picture was just a piccie of a birdie flying into the sun. I'm not sure what ep it's from, it might actually be the flying machine from the go-into-Kaiba-Land's-newest-adventure-and-save-Kaiba-from- the-Witty-Phantom-and-fight-the-Mythic-Dragon saga. But it looks like a bird cuz it's at a distance.
Honda: Hey, why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Serenity: We don't want to hear it, Honda.
Honda: If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Drum-score by Jonouchi.
Everyone stares.
Cricket: Chirp. Chirp.
Kit: Eeks! Thanks a bunch for the reviews, and thanks for being nice to me even after I bored you all to death with that thing last chapter to Anne- chan. I think I'll be posting two chapters every time I update. Next chap is coming right after this!
Malik: Commercial number One!
Serenity: Today we went through Kit's drawers and found...
Téa: Socks from last year! ::holds up dirty, smelly socks::
Miho: Eww! How unhygienic!
Serenity: You can buy them for 2000 yen!
Mokuba: I'll pay 2 yen.
Téa: Sold!
Miho: You shouldn't sell things that don't belong to you.
Téa grabs Miho's yellow bow.
Téa: How much for the yellow ribbon?
Girls: 40 yen, to look pretty!
Boys: 50 yen, so we can give it to our girlfriends!
Little girls: 60 yen, so we can tie it around our doggie's necks!
Little boys: 70 yen, so we can tie it to our teeth and pull 'em out!
Miho: Now hold on a sec!