Kit: Congratulations to Victoria, who successfully deceiphered the speech of Kuriboh, Happy Lover, Shining Friendship, and Petit Angel in the last chapter! I will be sending you a cool e-card soon, because that's what you won! Lol! Today I am posting a bunch of shortie chapters. Well, the first three are short. The fourth is pretty long. But this will be the only author's note out of the first three because they're so short. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Joey: ::face stuffed with pie:: Yahh, mewwy Cwismash.

Tea: Disgusting.

Yugi: I thought this story was about me!

Kit: It is, but I have a plan at last. In order to pull it off, someone else has to SUFFER!!!

Yami: Why me, though?

Kit: Because you're closest to Yugi.

Yami: Why not Kaiba, or someone we can afford to lose?

Kaiba: Say what?!

Kit: You want Yugi to feel sorry for Kaiba?

Yami: Good point. No, I don't. But I'll be kind enough to let him do the disclaimer.

Kaiba: ::groans:: Kit doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! but she does own her invention kitty from Got a Question? Kit has an Answer! named Manna.

Serenity: Why Manna?

Kit: Because "Manna" is Hebrew for "What is it"! And we didn't know what to call it, so now it's Manna!

Manna: Mew!

Kit: My friend Yami Malatea, who is guest-starring on GaQ?KhaA! named him that. Isn't he cuuuuuuuuute? He and my other cat, Heidi, get along really well. What's funny is I'm doing a duet with a girl named Jamie for my voice teacher's master class that is called "Duet of Two Cats" by some Italian composer. The only words in the song are "Meow!"

July 9, Thursday, 9:29 A.M. - The kitchen

Yami, please talk to me.

Please.

Come on, can't you at least write?

//Please leave me alone, Yuugi.//

But Yami, I can't help you if you won't tell me what's wrong. What did they say to you?

//They said I smell like a sewer.//

This isn't a time for jokes, Yami. Or quoting Gundam Wing.

//Yuugi, I stopped bothering you when you were upset. Please do the same for me.//

I can't stand to see you like this! They must have done something that really hurt you if you're this upset.

Yami?

I don't believe you cut off our link.

Yami!

Yami!

Oh gosh, what am I supposed to write?

I can't think of anything...

Please Yami.

Sigh.