Selene: Due to *ahem* technical difficulties, Rika is not available right now.
*BANG* (Rika chasing Bakura and Yami with her millenium frying pan)
*BONK*
Rika: *screams with rage* HOW DARE YOU BOTHER ME!!!! NOW YOU HAVE TO SUFFER!!!! *hits Bakura on the head* MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Selene: *sweatdrop* That girl IS scary!!!
Bakura: Owwww..... *passes out*
Yami: HELP!!! Selene, don't just stand there!!! Do something!!! *ducks another blow from Rika*
Selene: Hey, I told you not to disturb her but noooo, do you listen. Don't you understand when is THAT time of the month.
Yami: How am I supposed to know? I am from the ancient times you know.
Selene: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Gomen nasai!!! ^__^;;
Yami: Oh now you remember. That-
Rika: DIE YAMI, DIE!!!! *let out a maniac screech*
Yami: Eeep!!! *starts running again*
Selene: -.- You know the rest, we don't own anything.
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Last time...
Joey: *thinks* What have I gotten myself into? I'm too young to die. *starts getting closer to the end of the tunnel* It's now or never. *burst through and stops dead in his tracks* Oh...oh, this is worse then I expect it. SOMEBODY HELP!!!!
(Screams can be heard throughout the mansion)
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Ryou: *cringe at the screams* I hope Rika doesn't take it too hard on him...
Yami: Too hard? Yeah, right, that girl is just mess up.
Yugi: It's too bad for you, Rika don't torture Ryou and me as much as you guys... *sees Mai scowling* and ladies.
Seto: Yeah! Why is that?
Mai: Come to think of it, she doesn't seem to torture me much. Just you, Yami, Bakura and Joey. (R/N: Hahaha... they don't know what I'm planning. Jumping to conclusions!)
Bakura: I have a feeling that she's up to something.
Yami: *snorts* My, my, aren't we stating the obvious.
Bakura: Shut up, like you can do anything about it!
Yugi: *stands between them* All right, break it up, you two. We have more important things to worry about like for instance, Joey.
Mai: I wonder how is doing. *suddenly remember something* No wonder is so quiet here, where is the 'friendship card', Tea.
Ryou: Who cares! (S/N: No offense to any Tea fans, this is just a benefit for this fic.)
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(Somewhere...)
Tea: Help!!! Is any one there? Get me outta here!!! I'm hungry!!! *shadows looms her* Huh?
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Joey: *strapped to a chair* Please, I beg you, don't do this to me!
Rika: *shuffled through her bag* Nonsense!!! *holds up a pink dress* Isn't this cute!!!
*grins* And here are some matching barrettes, cool. And look, here are some hair curlers. *starts putting on his hair* Your name's going to be Joanna!
Joey(or Joanna): Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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(In the lab...)
Mokuba: *sits on his swirly chair* I'm so bored. What is taking Rika so long anyway? *gets up* I'm going to explore this place. *runs out of the lab*
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(4 hours later...)
Rika: Joey! You are so cuuuuuuuttttttttttttteeeeeeeee!!!! The pink really matches your blond hair.
Joey: *looks up at the ceiling* Dear god, what had I ever done to you to deserve this...
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(Somewhere UP THERE...)
God: Joey, you were the one who stole my love away from me...
*Flashback*
Chibi God: Please give that back to me.
Chibi Joey: Not a chance. *breaks the Barbie head off and drop it* You are pathetic! *walks away laughing*
Chibi God: *stares at his beloved, shocked* No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *the whole world covers their ears*
*Ends flashback*
God: Who's pathetic now, Joey Wheeler! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
(Unknown to God, his wife heard him)
Wife: 0.o Okkkkkkkk... This is so not like him...
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Rika: That's the end of this chappie. I'm sorry if I mix up the God issue. I'm not Christian or Catholic or what ever it involves with. So I'm sorry if I did screw things up. Did God have a wife anyway? I'm so confused. Thanx for all of your reviews!! Huh? *sees Bakura run toward the east exit*
Selene: *runs in* WHERE DID THAT BAKURA RUN TO?!?!
Rika: 0.o Uh... *points east exit* That way.
Selene: Thanks!!! *runs toward the east* Bakura!!! You are going to pay for setting my notes on fire!
Rika: Oh well *grins* Bakura deserves it anyway... Not my fault. *walks away and calls back* Oh yeah, please R/R!!! ^-^