~ Disclaimer ~ I don't own Fushigi Yuugi nor do I own Yu Watasi...hope I
spelt the right name for the right anime....**looks around for fans that
have purchased a Tasuki's fan from Ebay...** hehehe, anyways! I hope no one
who likes Miaka reads this because I loathe that food-eating-man-seducing-
while-preistising-maniac! So there...anywho...anyone who is a Tasuki fan
knows how I feel **sob** how they made him wear that outfit in the
OAV..or..was that OVA...**arn't they the same!!??** anywho! and how they
made him fall for Miaka even if it -was- under mind control!!! I feel bad
for Tasuki...to actually touch that little she-devil. Tamahome should be
ashamed!
- Title - Bashing! The other white meat.
- Author - CheezePilotOfPluto99X
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Walking along one day down the streets of Konan, Tasuki came upon a tiny little wishing well. He pulled out a coin and tossed it. "I wish for-"
Tamahome appeared out of no where and snatched the coin from the air and quickly sped away. Enraged, Tasuki withdrew his fan and bared his teeth. "Tama!!!!!" He roared before setting off after the money-grubbing Tamahome.
Hotohori exited the palace. His right hand holding the end of his long, dark green hair. "How the cherry blossoms bloo-"
Tasuki and Tamahome appeared at the corner and ran Hotohori to the gravel dirt. Footprinted and convulsing, Hotohori lay there as the two warriors ran around a small pond in the courtyard. "Fighting over me!!!???" A shrill voice came from the palace doors.
Tamahome and Tasuki stopped mid-run and turned. Tasuki hid his fan away. "Miaka...," Tamahome breathed.
Slow motion came into play as Miaka and Tamahome ran towards each other, arms wide open. "Miiiiaaaakkkaaa," Tamahome said slowly.
"Taaammmaaahhhooommmeee," Miaka replied just as slow.
"I'm gonna be siiiicckk!" Tasuki gagged with his index finger in his mouth.
The two came together finally, it seemed as if it took an hour for them to even get a foot away from each other. Tasuki turned away, gagging and making ralphing noises behind the bushes. Hotohori finally regained his footing only to have a cat drop on his head and drive him back to the ground. "Mew!" Tama cried and bounded away.
"This is just not...my day...and...my beautiful face, hair and posture is RUINED!!!!" Hotohori roared.
The air became still as Hotohori's eyes billowed flame columns. He stood before the two warriors and the preistess with his sword in hand, ready for action. "How dare you ruin my day! My hair! My great and wonderful looks!!!! Now you shall pay the peiper! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"
Tasuki sweatdropped. "Has he gone insane?!"
Tamahome shrugged. "I don't think he's any different," he scoffed.
Hotohori ran towards Tasuki, his sword swinging madly around. Tasuki ran as fast as his legs could take him, dodging the emperor's raging fury. "I didn't do anything to you, Hotohori!!!" Tasuki cried.
"Yes!! You did! You fanged toothed, purple shirt wearing, red haired mongroul!!!" Hotohori bellowed.
Young girls with Tasuki metal fans appeared and sent fire at the emperor. "It's not his fault!" They yelled.
"Ooohoohoo, yes it is! You all know he wanted me," Miaka boasted.
Tamahome inched away as the fans turned to give their best Tasuki-death- glares. "YOU!!! We were sent here by the all mighty goddesses, Pilot and Peirene! To bash you! Crush you for your damned seductive ways! How dare you play with Nakago's, Hotohori's, Tasuki's and the poor Tama's mind! That cat didn't do a thing to you! That is inhumane! We all know what you are!!"
Miaka blinked.
"You are the wicked witch of the north! We have seen you on your little subway sub and eating chocolate pudding in the sky!"
O_O;
Miaka dodged each of the fireballs. "I did nothing! It's not my fault I am the most beautiful young woman in the FY world!"
Yui appears with red eyes. "How DARE you!" She growled.
"Oooh! Yui! You're here to save me!"
The fans turn to both the preistesses. "Yui is not any different than you, Miaka! You will both suffer our wrath!"
Yui blinked with surprise. "I didn't do anything wrong!"
"Yes, yes you did! Seducing poor Nakago and treating poor Suboshi like dirt!! we LOATHE you!"
Tasuki sat nearby, his eyes as big as saucers. "Ummm....what about me?" He inquired.
Hotohori was biting his leg madly like a rabid dog. "You have disgraced your grace! Making me ugly infront of all these girls! Now I will make sure you won't run away anymore!" He growled.
What will happen next? Will the fans take out the -trash- and renew stardom to Tasuki?! Find out in Chapter two! ** gomen nasai for the shortness of this chapter..its' just my humor bone is acting funny...^^; but the next chapter'll be longer**
- Title - Bashing! The other white meat.
- Author - CheezePilotOfPluto99X
=======
Walking along one day down the streets of Konan, Tasuki came upon a tiny little wishing well. He pulled out a coin and tossed it. "I wish for-"
Tamahome appeared out of no where and snatched the coin from the air and quickly sped away. Enraged, Tasuki withdrew his fan and bared his teeth. "Tama!!!!!" He roared before setting off after the money-grubbing Tamahome.
Hotohori exited the palace. His right hand holding the end of his long, dark green hair. "How the cherry blossoms bloo-"
Tasuki and Tamahome appeared at the corner and ran Hotohori to the gravel dirt. Footprinted and convulsing, Hotohori lay there as the two warriors ran around a small pond in the courtyard. "Fighting over me!!!???" A shrill voice came from the palace doors.
Tamahome and Tasuki stopped mid-run and turned. Tasuki hid his fan away. "Miaka...," Tamahome breathed.
Slow motion came into play as Miaka and Tamahome ran towards each other, arms wide open. "Miiiiaaaakkkaaa," Tamahome said slowly.
"Taaammmaaahhhooommmeee," Miaka replied just as slow.
"I'm gonna be siiiicckk!" Tasuki gagged with his index finger in his mouth.
The two came together finally, it seemed as if it took an hour for them to even get a foot away from each other. Tasuki turned away, gagging and making ralphing noises behind the bushes. Hotohori finally regained his footing only to have a cat drop on his head and drive him back to the ground. "Mew!" Tama cried and bounded away.
"This is just not...my day...and...my beautiful face, hair and posture is RUINED!!!!" Hotohori roared.
The air became still as Hotohori's eyes billowed flame columns. He stood before the two warriors and the preistess with his sword in hand, ready for action. "How dare you ruin my day! My hair! My great and wonderful looks!!!! Now you shall pay the peiper! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"
Tasuki sweatdropped. "Has he gone insane?!"
Tamahome shrugged. "I don't think he's any different," he scoffed.
Hotohori ran towards Tasuki, his sword swinging madly around. Tasuki ran as fast as his legs could take him, dodging the emperor's raging fury. "I didn't do anything to you, Hotohori!!!" Tasuki cried.
"Yes!! You did! You fanged toothed, purple shirt wearing, red haired mongroul!!!" Hotohori bellowed.
Young girls with Tasuki metal fans appeared and sent fire at the emperor. "It's not his fault!" They yelled.
"Ooohoohoo, yes it is! You all know he wanted me," Miaka boasted.
Tamahome inched away as the fans turned to give their best Tasuki-death- glares. "YOU!!! We were sent here by the all mighty goddesses, Pilot and Peirene! To bash you! Crush you for your damned seductive ways! How dare you play with Nakago's, Hotohori's, Tasuki's and the poor Tama's mind! That cat didn't do a thing to you! That is inhumane! We all know what you are!!"
Miaka blinked.
"You are the wicked witch of the north! We have seen you on your little subway sub and eating chocolate pudding in the sky!"
O_O;
Miaka dodged each of the fireballs. "I did nothing! It's not my fault I am the most beautiful young woman in the FY world!"
Yui appears with red eyes. "How DARE you!" She growled.
"Oooh! Yui! You're here to save me!"
The fans turn to both the preistesses. "Yui is not any different than you, Miaka! You will both suffer our wrath!"
Yui blinked with surprise. "I didn't do anything wrong!"
"Yes, yes you did! Seducing poor Nakago and treating poor Suboshi like dirt!! we LOATHE you!"
Tasuki sat nearby, his eyes as big as saucers. "Ummm....what about me?" He inquired.
Hotohori was biting his leg madly like a rabid dog. "You have disgraced your grace! Making me ugly infront of all these girls! Now I will make sure you won't run away anymore!" He growled.
What will happen next? Will the fans take out the -trash- and renew stardom to Tasuki?! Find out in Chapter two! ** gomen nasai for the shortness of this chapter..its' just my humor bone is acting funny...^^; but the next chapter'll be longer**