~ Disclaimer ~ I don't own Fushigi Yuugi nor do I own Yu Watasi...hope I
spelt the right name for the right anime....**looks around for fans that
have purchased a Tasuki's fan from Ebay...** hehehe, anyways! I hope no one
who likes Miaka reads this because I loathe that food-eating-man-seducing-
while-preistising-maniac! So there...anywho...anyone who is a Tasuki fan
knows how I feel **sob** how they made him wear that outfit in the
OAV..or..was that OVA...**arn't they the same!!??** anywho! and how they
made him fall for Miaka even if it -was- under mind control!!! I feel bad
for Tasuki...to actually touch that little she-devil. Tamahome should be
ashamed!
- Title - Bashing! The other white meat.
- Author - CheezePilotOfPluto99X
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I didn't think this fic would be a wee bit popular. So, if this second chapter isn't as good...we'll make it better in the third.
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Chapter- Two
Title- An Insane Emperor and New Hideout.
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Tasuki sat down with a pout. "Why hadn't they saved me?!" He grumbled.
"But we did, Tasuki-sama!" The girls cried.
Hotohori was still attached to Tasuki's leg. Miaka and Yui were tied up and stuck to a white wall. "I see you've finally taken to the barbaric ways, no da," Chichiri said as he entered the palace.
Loud cheers came from the girls. Chichiri removed his mask and looked over at the two preistesses. "I have always loathed you two...using me, Miaka. For seeing damn Tamahome. You almost got me killed too! My magic and life are NOT refundable! Nor am I replaceable...as these girls see*wink wink with his one eye*"
Tamahome was also tied up and plastered onto a white wall. He struggled. "I'll power up and kick your butt Tasuki! How dare you get all that attention!" He bellowed.
"But but...Tamahome...I love you...," Miaka sniffled.
"Oh Miaka...I...-"
"HATE YOU!!! YOU'RE A SEDUCTIVE, TWO TIMING, CROSSAUNT EATING,PUDDING STEALING-" the list goes on and on.
Tasuki shook his head and pulled out his -tessen- and smiled. "I'd like to see how buns fry..."
Glaring over at Miaka, he gave a statistic wink. Miaka started to convulse next to Yui. "Miaka!!! Stop that! Don't look into his eyes...you don't know what evil, ugliness lies beyond those ugly eyes!" Yui exclaimed.
The fans stood up, marched over to Yui and started to beat at her with bread sticks. Miaka's eyes watched every swing, drool dropped to the ground. "Watch out! It might be poisonous!" The fans squeeled, backing away.
"SHE'S EVIL I TELL YOU! MAKING THE INNOCENT-LOOKING-ACTING MASK! SHE'S JUST LIKE A HORNY LITTLE CORNDOG!!" Tamahome continued.
"Corndog," Chichiri repeated with a laugh.
Nakago appeared and wagged his finger side to side. "Is this a party I was not invited to?" He questioned.
"Oh! We forgot about you, sorry about that," Chiriko said, popping out of nowhere.
Nakago groaned and glanced over at Yui and Miaka. "Psh...look at them..squirming like maggots. What did I ever see in them...toys, yes...hungry toys..."
Suboshi also appeared. His balls in hand.( oh! that's just wrong...but it's those..umm...spikey things..) "I'd like to kill them...especially miss.Yui. Yeah, I did die for you...just to get AWAY!" He announced.
"You guys are insane!" Yui cried.
The fans of Tasuki started to beat at her again, but this time with cabbages speared onto a stick. "You shut up!" They yelled.
Hotohori stopped biting on Tasuki's leg long enough to redo his hair, put clear nailpolish on his fingernails, pluck his eyebrows, get a pedicure and manicure. Then he resumed biting Tasuki's leg.
_;; that was scarey.
"Maybe....you should get him a muzzel....or something..," Chichiri said.
"Tranqulize him," Nakago said with a shrug.
Tasuki tried to shake the emperor off his leg but with no avail. "Damnit! Someone shoot him! For Suzaku's sake!" He cried.
Nakago appeared with a large bazooka. "This oughta take care of everything!"
"N-no!!!! That thing is large enough to take me out too!!!!" Tasuki yelled.
Chiriko pulled out a small water gun and started to squirt Hotohori with it. "Take that!!" He laughed.
Hotohori released his bite and tackled the small warrior. "How DARE you mess up my renewed looks, you little heathen!!! NOW PAY THE PIEPER!" He bellowed.
"Someone HELP ME!!!" Chiriko cried as he ran outside.
Hotohori swung his sword around. "I WILL FIND YOU AND GUT YOU LIKE A TUNA!!!"
He exited the palace and Nakago quickly shut the door afterwards. Dusting off his hands and smiling, he walked towards the throne. Fans of Tasuki knocked Nakago down and carried Tasuki up, setting him on the large throne. "Our emperor!!" They cheered.
Nakago twitched and had a static-like wink in his left eye. "...that...was...my...reward...," he grumbled.
Tasuki wrapped up his leg and held the tessen close to his chest. "Hmmm..I kinda like it up here...you actually have a massage button on the right hand side...I wondered why Hotohori was so attached to it."
"WHO DARES TO SIT IN MY THRONE!!!!???" Hotohori's voice bellowed.
Tasuki jumped out of the throne and tumbled down the steps. The doors burst open and in a mist of feathers, Hotohori stood in the doorframe. "Who was the hoodlum that decided to sit in MY throne!?" He inquired.
A statistic wink had formed in his right eye. No one said a word while Hotohori walked around glaring at people in the eye. "Who WAS it?"
Chichiri fidgeted with his mask and stretched it out some. "Maybe it was Tama," he said.
He pointed at the little cat.
O_O!
Tama quickly hid under the table but it was chopped in half by Hotohori's sword. "You little flea ridden cat! Do you KNOW how MUCH that COSTED me!?"He growled.
The rest of the group decided to leave the palace and head out to the Seiryuu hideout for safe keeping. They watched as the Konan empire began to crumble by its' own emperor. "Maybe we should have taken Tama with us...er, and Miaka, Yui..wait! Nuriko has them!" Tasuki exclaimed.
Nuriko blew air on his fingernails and in his other hand was the three evils. Tamahome, Yui and Miaka. "Where would you be without me?" He inquired with a smirk.
"Let us go!" Miaka screamed.
"AND SHE EATS CHICHIRI'S SUBWAY, TASUKI'S PORK LOIN AND SHE EATS EVERYTHING EDIBLE! EVEN CAT ON A STICK!" Tamahome continued with the list...
"Shut UP!" Yui snapped.
Tasuki shook his head. The fans clapped an applaude for Nuriko and quickly redid the Seiryuu hideout to suit Tasuki's needs. Nakago crossed his arms and glared at the fans. "You all dis-"
He stopped when he was glared at by the girls. "I mean! You all distract me from my daily...umm..vitamin intake!!!" Nakago finished. XD.
"Oh, good," the girls said in unison.
The group entered the hideout and bolted the door behind them, fearing Hotohori would decide to pay them a visit.
- To Be Continued. Hope you think the second chapter is good. Chapter three will come as soon as I get enough reviews ^^;.
- Title - Bashing! The other white meat.
- Author - CheezePilotOfPluto99X
===============
I didn't think this fic would be a wee bit popular. So, if this second chapter isn't as good...we'll make it better in the third.
===============
Chapter- Two
Title- An Insane Emperor and New Hideout.
==
Tasuki sat down with a pout. "Why hadn't they saved me?!" He grumbled.
"But we did, Tasuki-sama!" The girls cried.
Hotohori was still attached to Tasuki's leg. Miaka and Yui were tied up and stuck to a white wall. "I see you've finally taken to the barbaric ways, no da," Chichiri said as he entered the palace.
Loud cheers came from the girls. Chichiri removed his mask and looked over at the two preistesses. "I have always loathed you two...using me, Miaka. For seeing damn Tamahome. You almost got me killed too! My magic and life are NOT refundable! Nor am I replaceable...as these girls see*wink wink with his one eye*"
Tamahome was also tied up and plastered onto a white wall. He struggled. "I'll power up and kick your butt Tasuki! How dare you get all that attention!" He bellowed.
"But but...Tamahome...I love you...," Miaka sniffled.
"Oh Miaka...I...-"
"HATE YOU!!! YOU'RE A SEDUCTIVE, TWO TIMING, CROSSAUNT EATING,PUDDING STEALING-" the list goes on and on.
Tasuki shook his head and pulled out his -tessen- and smiled. "I'd like to see how buns fry..."
Glaring over at Miaka, he gave a statistic wink. Miaka started to convulse next to Yui. "Miaka!!! Stop that! Don't look into his eyes...you don't know what evil, ugliness lies beyond those ugly eyes!" Yui exclaimed.
The fans stood up, marched over to Yui and started to beat at her with bread sticks. Miaka's eyes watched every swing, drool dropped to the ground. "Watch out! It might be poisonous!" The fans squeeled, backing away.
"SHE'S EVIL I TELL YOU! MAKING THE INNOCENT-LOOKING-ACTING MASK! SHE'S JUST LIKE A HORNY LITTLE CORNDOG!!" Tamahome continued.
"Corndog," Chichiri repeated with a laugh.
Nakago appeared and wagged his finger side to side. "Is this a party I was not invited to?" He questioned.
"Oh! We forgot about you, sorry about that," Chiriko said, popping out of nowhere.
Nakago groaned and glanced over at Yui and Miaka. "Psh...look at them..squirming like maggots. What did I ever see in them...toys, yes...hungry toys..."
Suboshi also appeared. His balls in hand.( oh! that's just wrong...but it's those..umm...spikey things..) "I'd like to kill them...especially miss.Yui. Yeah, I did die for you...just to get AWAY!" He announced.
"You guys are insane!" Yui cried.
The fans of Tasuki started to beat at her again, but this time with cabbages speared onto a stick. "You shut up!" They yelled.
Hotohori stopped biting on Tasuki's leg long enough to redo his hair, put clear nailpolish on his fingernails, pluck his eyebrows, get a pedicure and manicure. Then he resumed biting Tasuki's leg.
_;; that was scarey.
"Maybe....you should get him a muzzel....or something..," Chichiri said.
"Tranqulize him," Nakago said with a shrug.
Tasuki tried to shake the emperor off his leg but with no avail. "Damnit! Someone shoot him! For Suzaku's sake!" He cried.
Nakago appeared with a large bazooka. "This oughta take care of everything!"
"N-no!!!! That thing is large enough to take me out too!!!!" Tasuki yelled.
Chiriko pulled out a small water gun and started to squirt Hotohori with it. "Take that!!" He laughed.
Hotohori released his bite and tackled the small warrior. "How DARE you mess up my renewed looks, you little heathen!!! NOW PAY THE PIEPER!" He bellowed.
"Someone HELP ME!!!" Chiriko cried as he ran outside.
Hotohori swung his sword around. "I WILL FIND YOU AND GUT YOU LIKE A TUNA!!!"
He exited the palace and Nakago quickly shut the door afterwards. Dusting off his hands and smiling, he walked towards the throne. Fans of Tasuki knocked Nakago down and carried Tasuki up, setting him on the large throne. "Our emperor!!" They cheered.
Nakago twitched and had a static-like wink in his left eye. "...that...was...my...reward...," he grumbled.
Tasuki wrapped up his leg and held the tessen close to his chest. "Hmmm..I kinda like it up here...you actually have a massage button on the right hand side...I wondered why Hotohori was so attached to it."
"WHO DARES TO SIT IN MY THRONE!!!!???" Hotohori's voice bellowed.
Tasuki jumped out of the throne and tumbled down the steps. The doors burst open and in a mist of feathers, Hotohori stood in the doorframe. "Who was the hoodlum that decided to sit in MY throne!?" He inquired.
A statistic wink had formed in his right eye. No one said a word while Hotohori walked around glaring at people in the eye. "Who WAS it?"
Chichiri fidgeted with his mask and stretched it out some. "Maybe it was Tama," he said.
He pointed at the little cat.
O_O!
Tama quickly hid under the table but it was chopped in half by Hotohori's sword. "You little flea ridden cat! Do you KNOW how MUCH that COSTED me!?"He growled.
The rest of the group decided to leave the palace and head out to the Seiryuu hideout for safe keeping. They watched as the Konan empire began to crumble by its' own emperor. "Maybe we should have taken Tama with us...er, and Miaka, Yui..wait! Nuriko has them!" Tasuki exclaimed.
Nuriko blew air on his fingernails and in his other hand was the three evils. Tamahome, Yui and Miaka. "Where would you be without me?" He inquired with a smirk.
"Let us go!" Miaka screamed.
"AND SHE EATS CHICHIRI'S SUBWAY, TASUKI'S PORK LOIN AND SHE EATS EVERYTHING EDIBLE! EVEN CAT ON A STICK!" Tamahome continued with the list...
"Shut UP!" Yui snapped.
Tasuki shook his head. The fans clapped an applaude for Nuriko and quickly redid the Seiryuu hideout to suit Tasuki's needs. Nakago crossed his arms and glared at the fans. "You all dis-"
He stopped when he was glared at by the girls. "I mean! You all distract me from my daily...umm..vitamin intake!!!" Nakago finished. XD.
"Oh, good," the girls said in unison.
The group entered the hideout and bolted the door behind them, fearing Hotohori would decide to pay them a visit.
- To Be Continued. Hope you think the second chapter is good. Chapter three will come as soon as I get enough reviews ^^;.