~ Disclaimer ~ I don't own Fushigi Yuugi nor do I own Yu Watasi...hope I
spelt the right name for the right anime....**looks around for fans that
have purchased a Tasuki's fan from Ebay...** hehehe, anyways! I hope no one
who likes Miaka reads this because I loathe that food-eating-man-seducing-
while-preistising-maniac! So there...anywho...anyone who is a Tasuki fan
knows how I feel **sob** how they made him wear that outfit in the
OAV..or..was that OVA...**arn't they the same!!??** anywho! and how they
made him fall for Miaka even if it -was- under mind control!!! I feel bad
for Tasuki...to actually touch that little she-devil. Tamahome should be
ashamed!
- Title - Bashing! The other white meat.
- Author - CheezePilotOfPluto99X
=============== Wow, ppl actually like this! Hehehe, grand!
===============
- Chapter - Three
- Title - Is HE Really Gone?!
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Tasuki paced in the room. His fans pacing with him. He ran a hand through his hair, the fans also did. Nakago frowned. "Why don't -I- get any fans!!!" He yelled, yanking his blonde hair.
"It's because you're a bastard!" Yui snapped.
Miaka nodded in agreement. The fans glared and pulled out tessens. Miaka quickly faked sleeping. Chichiri woke up from a nap. "Eh, Hotohori hasn't come yet, has he?" He asked no one in particular.
"Gladly!" Chiriko piped up.
Nuriko was busily preening his hair and makeup. "Oooh! I hope he comes!" He chimed.
^^;
Everyone sweatdropped.
Tasuki sat down in a chair and closed his eyes. "Why do I have to be the one to get tortured?" He inquired.
"You are not tortured, Tasuki. You are just privilaged to be hunted by Hotohori," Nakago replied with a sympatheticly fake..uh...gesture?
"The stupid author is a nimrodded pinhead!" Chiriko growled.
The doors burst open and Nakago's jaw dropped. "The hell!!! You destroyed my three thousand dollar pink doorway, you bitch!" He thundered, running over to the peices of pink renments.
A girl with pigtails sticking out each side of her head, a school girls out fit arranged very messily and who was chewing and blowing bubbles of gum appeared. "Who said I was a nimrodded pinhead?" She inquired with a glare.
Tasuki quickly pointed at Chiriko. "Uh, it was the un-puberized child over here!"
Pilot smirked and stepped to the side, revealing many many little girls. "Chiriko!!!!" They screamed in excitement.
"COOOTTTIIESSS!!! AHHH!!!" Chiriko screamed and quickly tried to leave.
The girls glomped him and tried to kiss him. "Get the cooties away!!!"
"Awww!! Chiriko! You are -SO- cute!!!" The girls squeeled.
"I hate you Pilot!!"
Pilot laughed with a sort of cackle. Tasuki bowed down and the fans glared at Pilot. "Hey now, I made this fic...you can't burn me or do anything harmful to me. Or shall I bring Hotohori back?" Pilot inquired.
The fans started to whistle, pretending they never glared at Pilot. Tasuki rushed over and Pilot leaped into his arms. "Ahhh! I can have my way with anyone in this fic! Bwahahahahaha!"
O_o;;; XD!
"Now, get rid of those maggots," Pilot ordered, gesturing to Yui and Miaka, also Tamahome.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!" Tamahome cried, struggling in his confinements.
"You will DIE with me, hunny!" Miaka snapped.
"Hunny!? I am NOT your hunny! Besides...it's Honey!!!!"
"Where!? Where!!???"
Nakago posted signs around the palace.
- Bring Your Own Bazooka -
///^-^\\\
Pilot blinked and quickly made her arrangements of how things were to be done. "I want Tasuki in a pair of trunks, Nakago also. I want Chiriko put in a playpen, the victims on one of those things you used to cook pork...stick apples in their mouths too. I want the doors barred, so Hotohori won't be able to get in. I want Suboshi to get some saki and in a pair of trunks. I want some grapes and the fan girls to guard the palace like a pack of wolves...attack anything suspicious," she ordered.
::blink blink::
Everyone did what they were told, Nuriko just sat there. Enjoying himself a little too much. "Eh, what if he comes back?" He asked.
"-If- he comes back. He won't. I know what I'm doing, I was trained in the FU academy."
"Flamers United?"
!
"NO! Fastened Underwear! Ha ha ha!" Tasuki laughed.
::blink::
Pilot cleared her throat, glaring at the stupidity and then blushing at his toned body. "No, it's just..well...f u academy!"
"Oooh! I could make that sound soooo BAD!" Nakago boasted.
"Freaks United?" Suboshi asked.
Pilot rolled her eyes. "Just...shut up about the academy!"
The sound of howling came from the outside. "I didn't mean -act- like wolves! I meant -guarding- ! No howling at the....sun...? No howling period!" Pilot yelled.
Another day survived. But, how long will it last?
-- To Be Continued. I ran out of ideas...O_o;;;. And I think it's past my bed time! ! I'm tired!. So, hope you liked the third chapter...._;
- Title - Bashing! The other white meat.
- Author - CheezePilotOfPluto99X
=============== Wow, ppl actually like this! Hehehe, grand!
===============
- Chapter - Three
- Title - Is HE Really Gone?!
---
Tasuki paced in the room. His fans pacing with him. He ran a hand through his hair, the fans also did. Nakago frowned. "Why don't -I- get any fans!!!" He yelled, yanking his blonde hair.
"It's because you're a bastard!" Yui snapped.
Miaka nodded in agreement. The fans glared and pulled out tessens. Miaka quickly faked sleeping. Chichiri woke up from a nap. "Eh, Hotohori hasn't come yet, has he?" He asked no one in particular.
"Gladly!" Chiriko piped up.
Nuriko was busily preening his hair and makeup. "Oooh! I hope he comes!" He chimed.
^^;
Everyone sweatdropped.
Tasuki sat down in a chair and closed his eyes. "Why do I have to be the one to get tortured?" He inquired.
"You are not tortured, Tasuki. You are just privilaged to be hunted by Hotohori," Nakago replied with a sympatheticly fake..uh...gesture?
"The stupid author is a nimrodded pinhead!" Chiriko growled.
The doors burst open and Nakago's jaw dropped. "The hell!!! You destroyed my three thousand dollar pink doorway, you bitch!" He thundered, running over to the peices of pink renments.
A girl with pigtails sticking out each side of her head, a school girls out fit arranged very messily and who was chewing and blowing bubbles of gum appeared. "Who said I was a nimrodded pinhead?" She inquired with a glare.
Tasuki quickly pointed at Chiriko. "Uh, it was the un-puberized child over here!"
Pilot smirked and stepped to the side, revealing many many little girls. "Chiriko!!!!" They screamed in excitement.
"COOOTTTIIESSS!!! AHHH!!!" Chiriko screamed and quickly tried to leave.
The girls glomped him and tried to kiss him. "Get the cooties away!!!"
"Awww!! Chiriko! You are -SO- cute!!!" The girls squeeled.
"I hate you Pilot!!"
Pilot laughed with a sort of cackle. Tasuki bowed down and the fans glared at Pilot. "Hey now, I made this fic...you can't burn me or do anything harmful to me. Or shall I bring Hotohori back?" Pilot inquired.
The fans started to whistle, pretending they never glared at Pilot. Tasuki rushed over and Pilot leaped into his arms. "Ahhh! I can have my way with anyone in this fic! Bwahahahahaha!"
O_o;;; XD!
"Now, get rid of those maggots," Pilot ordered, gesturing to Yui and Miaka, also Tamahome.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!" Tamahome cried, struggling in his confinements.
"You will DIE with me, hunny!" Miaka snapped.
"Hunny!? I am NOT your hunny! Besides...it's Honey!!!!"
"Where!? Where!!???"
Nakago posted signs around the palace.
- Bring Your Own Bazooka -
///^-^\\\
Pilot blinked and quickly made her arrangements of how things were to be done. "I want Tasuki in a pair of trunks, Nakago also. I want Chiriko put in a playpen, the victims on one of those things you used to cook pork...stick apples in their mouths too. I want the doors barred, so Hotohori won't be able to get in. I want Suboshi to get some saki and in a pair of trunks. I want some grapes and the fan girls to guard the palace like a pack of wolves...attack anything suspicious," she ordered.
::blink blink::
Everyone did what they were told, Nuriko just sat there. Enjoying himself a little too much. "Eh, what if he comes back?" He asked.
"-If- he comes back. He won't. I know what I'm doing, I was trained in the FU academy."
"Flamers United?"
!
"NO! Fastened Underwear! Ha ha ha!" Tasuki laughed.
::blink::
Pilot cleared her throat, glaring at the stupidity and then blushing at his toned body. "No, it's just..well...f u academy!"
"Oooh! I could make that sound soooo BAD!" Nakago boasted.
"Freaks United?" Suboshi asked.
Pilot rolled her eyes. "Just...shut up about the academy!"
The sound of howling came from the outside. "I didn't mean -act- like wolves! I meant -guarding- ! No howling at the....sun...? No howling period!" Pilot yelled.
Another day survived. But, how long will it last?
-- To Be Continued. I ran out of ideas...O_o;;;. And I think it's past my bed time! ! I'm tired!. So, hope you liked the third chapter...._;