Miake: Finally I'm getting this started. I've gone through many pages of
fanfiction written at the insane hour of 4:00am to bring you the craziest
project I have ever commited myself to. Introducing: 4:00am Fanfiction!!!
Basically each chapter is a different story written by me at 4:00am. Why do I write fanfiction at 4:00am you ask? The answer would be because I'm am an insomniac and I like to write so I combined these two favorite things of mine and have created 4:00am Fanfiction. Do enjoy the insanity, randomness and pure weirdness of these tales.
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO don't sue me.
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Part One: The Sherlock Holmes Experiment
Kaiba: *dressed as Sherlock Holmes* Have you the time dear brother Mokuba.
Mokuba: *dressed as Watson* Yes, the clock has just struck the hour of four.
Kaiba: I do believe that we must investigate the murder of poor Yugi Moto.
Mokuba: But we haven't any clues. Where are we off to?
Kaiba: *puffs pipe*
Yugi: *dressed as himself* You really shouldn't smoke. It causes lung cancer.
Mokuba: BEFORE ME! ARE MY EYES PLAYING TRICKS ON ME?
Kaiba: It is the ghost of Yugi Moto.
Yugi: I'VE COME FOR YOUR LIVES! *takes out a sword*
*Kaiba wakes up*
Kaiba: That was a weird dream. No more reading before I go to bed.
Mokuba: *only half awake* Who are you talking to Seto?
Kaiba: Myself.
Mokuba: Did you have a bad dream?
Kaiba: No, it was just reall weird.
Mokuba: What happened?
Kaiba: I was dressed as Sherlock Holmes and you were Watson and Yugi came back from the dead and--
Mokuba: Yugi's not dead.
Yugi: *wakes up hearing his name* Huh? What about me?
Mokuba: Kaiba thought you were dead.
Kaiba: NO! In my dream you came back from the dead.
Yugi: Why was I dead?
Kaiba: I woke up before I could find out how it happened.
Miake: *who never sleeps* OMIGOD! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!! I once had this dream where I was being attacked by this masked figure and he was trying to shoot me and before I could find out who it was I woke up and I REALLY wanted to know who it was and--
Kaiba: *clamps Miake's mouth closed*
Yami Bakura: *comes out of the Millenium Ring* Thank you! I thought she'd never shut up.
Mai: What are you all going on about? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.
Kaiba: I had a weird dream.
Mai: That's great but it really shouldn't have to effect ME!
Miake: *tries to talk but can't*
Tea: *wakes up* I had a weird dream. It was scary. Me and Yugi and Tristan and Joey all got into a huge FIGHT!
Kaiba: That sounds more funny than sad.
Tea: Question: Why are you not letting Miake talk?
Kaiba: If I release her she will never shut up for all eternity.
Miake: *agrees silently*
Bakura: She probably doesn't mind.
Tea: Why?
Bakura: Because she likes Kaiba.
Miake: *agrees silently*
Kaiba: Ok, on another topic, does anyone know what's on TV at 4:00am?
Yugi: I have no idea.
Mai: It's not appropriate for young eyes like Yugi and Bakura.
Bakura: Since when do you care about me?
Mai: I just don't want you getting too excited.
Mokuba: *fell asleep*
Joey: YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP! I CAN'T SLEEP!
Kaiba: Shut up dog boy.
Miake: *really wants to talk*
Tristan: Yeah, why isn't anyone sleeping.
Kaiba: I had a weird dream.
Tristan: And we care WHY?
Kaiba: Because I said so. I'm going to go on the computer.
Miake: HAHAHA! I CAN TALK I CAN TALK I CAN TALK. heheheh!
Kaiba: Darnit!
Miake: See when I go for long periods of time without talking it's bad because then I go on and on and on and on and--
Joey: SHUT UP!
Miake: and did you know about the time when
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Miake: Did I tell you about--
Yugi: SHUT UP!
Miake: IT WAS SO FUNNY AND--
Kaiba: SHUT UP!
Miake: *sits silently*
Kaiba: I have power.
Yugi: How did you do that?
Kaiba: I have power.
Bakura: I'm tired.
Miake: Yeah, sorry for keeping everyone up. But it's 4:00am Fanfiction. This is going to happen every night.
Mai: You mean I'm never going to get any sleep.
Miake: I could give you a night off once in a while.
Mai: LIKE NOW! *goes to sleep*
Kaiba: I think we should all lock Miake in a closet.
Miake: AHHH! NOOOOOOO!
Kaiba: I like that idea.
Yugi: Me too.
Tristan: Sure, I'll do it.
*everyone chases after Miake*
Miake: No, I really don't think this is a good idea. Please! Don't AHHHHHHHHHH!
*Miake gets locked in a closet*
Kaiba: Finally, peace and quiet
Miake: Until the next time. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*everyone goes to sleep and the world is safe*
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So, what did everyone think of that? Please review. I'll be posting more of these if people like them.
Basically each chapter is a different story written by me at 4:00am. Why do I write fanfiction at 4:00am you ask? The answer would be because I'm am an insomniac and I like to write so I combined these two favorite things of mine and have created 4:00am Fanfiction. Do enjoy the insanity, randomness and pure weirdness of these tales.
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO don't sue me.
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Part One: The Sherlock Holmes Experiment
Kaiba: *dressed as Sherlock Holmes* Have you the time dear brother Mokuba.
Mokuba: *dressed as Watson* Yes, the clock has just struck the hour of four.
Kaiba: I do believe that we must investigate the murder of poor Yugi Moto.
Mokuba: But we haven't any clues. Where are we off to?
Kaiba: *puffs pipe*
Yugi: *dressed as himself* You really shouldn't smoke. It causes lung cancer.
Mokuba: BEFORE ME! ARE MY EYES PLAYING TRICKS ON ME?
Kaiba: It is the ghost of Yugi Moto.
Yugi: I'VE COME FOR YOUR LIVES! *takes out a sword*
*Kaiba wakes up*
Kaiba: That was a weird dream. No more reading before I go to bed.
Mokuba: *only half awake* Who are you talking to Seto?
Kaiba: Myself.
Mokuba: Did you have a bad dream?
Kaiba: No, it was just reall weird.
Mokuba: What happened?
Kaiba: I was dressed as Sherlock Holmes and you were Watson and Yugi came back from the dead and--
Mokuba: Yugi's not dead.
Yugi: *wakes up hearing his name* Huh? What about me?
Mokuba: Kaiba thought you were dead.
Kaiba: NO! In my dream you came back from the dead.
Yugi: Why was I dead?
Kaiba: I woke up before I could find out how it happened.
Miake: *who never sleeps* OMIGOD! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!! I once had this dream where I was being attacked by this masked figure and he was trying to shoot me and before I could find out who it was I woke up and I REALLY wanted to know who it was and--
Kaiba: *clamps Miake's mouth closed*
Yami Bakura: *comes out of the Millenium Ring* Thank you! I thought she'd never shut up.
Mai: What are you all going on about? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.
Kaiba: I had a weird dream.
Mai: That's great but it really shouldn't have to effect ME!
Miake: *tries to talk but can't*
Tea: *wakes up* I had a weird dream. It was scary. Me and Yugi and Tristan and Joey all got into a huge FIGHT!
Kaiba: That sounds more funny than sad.
Tea: Question: Why are you not letting Miake talk?
Kaiba: If I release her she will never shut up for all eternity.
Miake: *agrees silently*
Bakura: She probably doesn't mind.
Tea: Why?
Bakura: Because she likes Kaiba.
Miake: *agrees silently*
Kaiba: Ok, on another topic, does anyone know what's on TV at 4:00am?
Yugi: I have no idea.
Mai: It's not appropriate for young eyes like Yugi and Bakura.
Bakura: Since when do you care about me?
Mai: I just don't want you getting too excited.
Mokuba: *fell asleep*
Joey: YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP! I CAN'T SLEEP!
Kaiba: Shut up dog boy.
Miake: *really wants to talk*
Tristan: Yeah, why isn't anyone sleeping.
Kaiba: I had a weird dream.
Tristan: And we care WHY?
Kaiba: Because I said so. I'm going to go on the computer.
Miake: HAHAHA! I CAN TALK I CAN TALK I CAN TALK. heheheh!
Kaiba: Darnit!
Miake: See when I go for long periods of time without talking it's bad because then I go on and on and on and on and--
Joey: SHUT UP!
Miake: and did you know about the time when
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Miake: Did I tell you about--
Yugi: SHUT UP!
Miake: IT WAS SO FUNNY AND--
Kaiba: SHUT UP!
Miake: *sits silently*
Kaiba: I have power.
Yugi: How did you do that?
Kaiba: I have power.
Bakura: I'm tired.
Miake: Yeah, sorry for keeping everyone up. But it's 4:00am Fanfiction. This is going to happen every night.
Mai: You mean I'm never going to get any sleep.
Miake: I could give you a night off once in a while.
Mai: LIKE NOW! *goes to sleep*
Kaiba: I think we should all lock Miake in a closet.
Miake: AHHH! NOOOOOOO!
Kaiba: I like that idea.
Yugi: Me too.
Tristan: Sure, I'll do it.
*everyone chases after Miake*
Miake: No, I really don't think this is a good idea. Please! Don't AHHHHHHHHHH!
*Miake gets locked in a closet*
Kaiba: Finally, peace and quiet
Miake: Until the next time. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*everyone goes to sleep and the world is safe*
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So, what did everyone think of that? Please review. I'll be posting more of these if people like them.