Miake: What up all. This is just a note to all, each chapter is unrelated to the last unless it says so. These were all written at 4:00am that's about all that relates to the others. So let us begin once again with the insanity shall we.

Disclaimer: I don't own YGO...sadly I also don't own Kaiba ^_^

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The Caffinated Kaiba Experiment

Miake: Ya know, I wonder what it would be like if Kaiba was on a sugar high.

Joey: That sounds really scary.

Tea: It's not nice to get people high on sugar.

Miake: Who said anything about being "nice" *laughs evilly*

Tristan: Whoa, she's scary.

Yugi: No, she just had too much candy.

Kaiba: You will never be able to caffinate me.

Yami Bakura: Ah, but she can.

Kaiba: What do you know?

Yami Bakura: A lot more than you. I've been around longer.

Kaiba: Do you REALLY think you could get me high on sugar? I have self control so even if you give me sugar I'll never be hyper.

Miake: Really now? So eat these and let's see. *hands Kaiba tons of candy*

Half an hour later.......

Kaiba: Must---resist-----hyperness.

Miake: Hard isn't it?

Kaiba: Yes.

Yugi: I think he's going to break.

Joey: *takes out video camera*

Kaiba: HYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Miake: Whoa.

Kaiba: Guess what? I dunno! But I'm hyper. Is this what it's like to be Miake. Constantly hyper, hyper is fun, me like hyper, want mooooooore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: What did you do to him?

Miake: That was a really bad idea.

Mokuba: YOU CAFFINATED HIM!

Kaiba: CAAAAAAFFFFFFFIIIIINNNNEEEEEE!

Miake: I'm dead.

*everyone restrains Kaiba from going to the kitchen to get more chocolate*

Kaiba: I'm gonna go jump off the roof. COMIN' WITH ME?

Yugi: Um, probably not.

Kaiba: Hehe, you're no fun.

Miake: I've gotta do something.

Mokuba: DUH!

Miake: What do I do?

Mokuba: Pour ice water on him.

Miake: Will it work?

Mokuba: It worked last time I caffinated him.

Miake: You caffinated him too?

Mokuba: Yeah.

Miake: That's funny.

Joey: No it's not. It's scary.

Kaiba: LOOK, IT'S THE DOGGIE BOY!

Joey: Alright, that's it, GET ME THE ICE WATER!

Miake: Here *hands Joey bucket of ice water*

Joey: *pours it on Kaiba*

Kaiba: *looks like he just woke up from a trance* What just happened?

Mokuba: Miake caffinated you.

Miake: Sorry 'bout that.

Kaiba: I'm all wet.

Joey: I poured ice water down your back.

Kaiba: Then somebody get me a towel.

*everyone looks at each other*

Kaiba: Miake, get me a towel.

Miake: Ok.

Bakura: It's really scary that she listens to him.

Kaiba: It's good.

Miake: Here *hands Kaiba a towel*.

Kaiba: My clothes are all wet.

Joey: I think I'm going to run now.

Kaiba: That would be a good idea if you want to live.

Joey: *Runs*

Kaiba: I'm going to change then kill the dog boy.

Miake: Are you mad at me for caffinating you?

Kaiba: Yes.

Miake: Sorry Seto *gives Kaiba puppy dog eyes*

Kaiba: You need a life.

Miake: Ya know, lots of people tell me that.

Kaiba: Then lots of people are smart *changes and comes back to find Joey*

Joey: He'll never find me in here.

Kaiba: *open the refridgerator*

Joey: Hey, how did you find me?

Kaiba: I figured you'd be somewhere with food.

Joey: Am I really THAT predictable?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: How come you're not hurting me?

Kaiba: Because I'm too tired. But someday I'll get my revenge.

Miake: Ohhhhh, sounds scary.

Kaiba: *rolls eyes* Somebody lock her in a padded room with a straight jacket.

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