Miake: Well I took a loooooooong break from writing fanfiction but now I'm
back.
Kaiba: Darn it.
Miake: And Kaiba still hates me. Nothing has changed.
Kaiba: So maybe you'll take the hint and leave me alone.
Miake: But takes all the fun out of it. Anyway, I don't own YGO. I wish I did but I'm just not lucky like that.
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The Kaiba Gets Bored Experiment
Kaiba: I'm bored.
Miake: No kidding, that's why this is called the "Kaiba Gets Bored" Experiment not the "Kaiba has a lot to do and is overloaded with work and isn't bored experiment"
Kaiba: But I do have a lot to do and I AM overloaded with work.
Miake: But that doesn't make a good story. "Kaiba worked for 15 hours straight. The end" That's really stupid.
Kaiba: Neither is "Kaiba sits and does nothing for 15 hours straight". I'm writing this fanfiction.
Miake: NO WAIT I-------
Kaiba: From now on I'M writing this story because I'm bored and I don't want Miake writing anymore stupid stories.
Joey: Now we're doomed. Kaiba's going to turn me into a dog, just watch.
Kaiba: First of all, Joey becomes a dog and becomes road kill. *Joey becomes a dog*
*Joey fans give Kaiba an evil look*
Kaiba: Fine, Joey becomes a dog and doesn't become road kill. But it would be funny. Then Yugi gives me his Millenium Puzzle. *Yugi randomly hands Kaiba his Millienum Puzzle*
Yugi: HEY! I don't think I like this story.
Miake: There's nothing I can do about it, he stole my pen.
Yugi: And you don't have another?
Miake: It's under my bed.
Yugi: Figures.
Kaiba: SHUT UP! I can't write with you people talking. Ok, then I become the ruler of the world. *becomes the ruler of the world*
Tristan: Hey Kaiba, no offense but your story has no plot.
Kaiba: Shut up or I'll turn you into a dog just like your friend Joey. I think I like fanfiction writing. It gives you power!
Miake: Why do you think I do it?
Kaiba: That's right, Miake has to be in this story.
Miake: Really? *gets starry eyed*
Kaiba: Miake gets larengytis (don't know how to spell that) and she can't talk. *Miake can't talk*
Tea: Hey, that's not fair! You can't control our lives!
Kaiba: And yet I can.
Tea: It's not nice, real friends----
Kaiba: And Tea never gives another friendship speech again.
Tea: *shuts up*
Bakura: I don't like this. We have to get the pen back from Kaiba.
Yami Bakura: Isn't it great watching people in pain.
Malik: Yes indeed.
Bakura: Why did I have to get stuck with the psycho Yami.
Pegasus: And you think YOU have problems? I had an eye with a funky eye on it for half my life!
Bakura: It's called the Millenium Eye.
Kaiba: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! Or I'll make you all my personal slaves.
Bakura: I think we should take his advice.
Yami: *now posessing Kaiba since Kaiba has the puzzle* I'll take control of this story. *starts writing* Everything goes back to the way it was before Kaiba started writing and the pen runs out of ink.
*everything goes back to normal*
Kaiba: I hate you Yami.
Yami: Thank you. I'm sorry but I could not let the world fall into the hands of Seto Kaiba.
Kaiba: You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
Bakura: IT IS!
Joey: What he said.
Miake: Ok, 4am fanfiction has reached a new level of insanity.
Yami Bakura: How about you have a poll to see who people think should write the next fanfiction?
Miake: Ok.
Vote for who should take over the story next chapter! Please review
Kaiba: Darn it.
Miake: And Kaiba still hates me. Nothing has changed.
Kaiba: So maybe you'll take the hint and leave me alone.
Miake: But takes all the fun out of it. Anyway, I don't own YGO. I wish I did but I'm just not lucky like that.
*********
The Kaiba Gets Bored Experiment
Kaiba: I'm bored.
Miake: No kidding, that's why this is called the "Kaiba Gets Bored" Experiment not the "Kaiba has a lot to do and is overloaded with work and isn't bored experiment"
Kaiba: But I do have a lot to do and I AM overloaded with work.
Miake: But that doesn't make a good story. "Kaiba worked for 15 hours straight. The end" That's really stupid.
Kaiba: Neither is "Kaiba sits and does nothing for 15 hours straight". I'm writing this fanfiction.
Miake: NO WAIT I-------
Kaiba: From now on I'M writing this story because I'm bored and I don't want Miake writing anymore stupid stories.
Joey: Now we're doomed. Kaiba's going to turn me into a dog, just watch.
Kaiba: First of all, Joey becomes a dog and becomes road kill. *Joey becomes a dog*
*Joey fans give Kaiba an evil look*
Kaiba: Fine, Joey becomes a dog and doesn't become road kill. But it would be funny. Then Yugi gives me his Millenium Puzzle. *Yugi randomly hands Kaiba his Millienum Puzzle*
Yugi: HEY! I don't think I like this story.
Miake: There's nothing I can do about it, he stole my pen.
Yugi: And you don't have another?
Miake: It's under my bed.
Yugi: Figures.
Kaiba: SHUT UP! I can't write with you people talking. Ok, then I become the ruler of the world. *becomes the ruler of the world*
Tristan: Hey Kaiba, no offense but your story has no plot.
Kaiba: Shut up or I'll turn you into a dog just like your friend Joey. I think I like fanfiction writing. It gives you power!
Miake: Why do you think I do it?
Kaiba: That's right, Miake has to be in this story.
Miake: Really? *gets starry eyed*
Kaiba: Miake gets larengytis (don't know how to spell that) and she can't talk. *Miake can't talk*
Tea: Hey, that's not fair! You can't control our lives!
Kaiba: And yet I can.
Tea: It's not nice, real friends----
Kaiba: And Tea never gives another friendship speech again.
Tea: *shuts up*
Bakura: I don't like this. We have to get the pen back from Kaiba.
Yami Bakura: Isn't it great watching people in pain.
Malik: Yes indeed.
Bakura: Why did I have to get stuck with the psycho Yami.
Pegasus: And you think YOU have problems? I had an eye with a funky eye on it for half my life!
Bakura: It's called the Millenium Eye.
Kaiba: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! Or I'll make you all my personal slaves.
Bakura: I think we should take his advice.
Yami: *now posessing Kaiba since Kaiba has the puzzle* I'll take control of this story. *starts writing* Everything goes back to the way it was before Kaiba started writing and the pen runs out of ink.
*everything goes back to normal*
Kaiba: I hate you Yami.
Yami: Thank you. I'm sorry but I could not let the world fall into the hands of Seto Kaiba.
Kaiba: You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
Bakura: IT IS!
Joey: What he said.
Miake: Ok, 4am fanfiction has reached a new level of insanity.
Yami Bakura: How about you have a poll to see who people think should write the next fanfiction?
Miake: Ok.
Vote for who should take over the story next chapter! Please review