Miake: Arg, I haven't written fanfiction in almost a month. But I think
I'll be writing more soon. It's been a hectic month. And it was my
birthday January 31st.
Kaiba: This is so irrelivant.
Miake: Fine, be mean to me like that. But the whole point is that I'll be writing more like I used to. Maybe not the 100's if chapters a day but enough.
Kaiba: Ok, no one cares. Let's just do the disclaimer.
Miake: Ok, I don't own YGO or any of the characters. Miake is property of Miake and Kaiba if he so wishes.
Kaiba: I don't.
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You voted and now the writer of the fanfiction will be...
YAMI BAKURA!!!!
Yami Bakura: Ha ha, now you will all suffer.
Joey: What's wrong with you people. Do you want us all dead?
Tristan: I hate when my life is in the hands of a madman.
Miake: Yea, really ruins your day doesn't it.
Yami Bakura: *takes the pen* I have the power! First of all I'm renaming it the Millenium Pen because of the powers it does posess. First of all, everyone will bow down to me.
*everyone bows down*
Yami Bakura: I am your master! You will now obey me. Seto Kaiba, your company is now BakuraCorp.
Kaiba: Never.
Miake: *whispers to Kaiba* Um, you kind of have to do what he says because it's his fanfiction.
Kaiba: I'm going to kill him.
Miake: I don't think you get it, it's his fanfic, you can't kill him.
Kaiba: *steams silently*
Yami Bakura: And now Yugi will give me the Millenium Puzzle!
Yugi: *hands Yami Bakura the Millenium Puzzle*
Yami Bakura: The world is now ruled by me.
Malik: What about me?
Yami Bakura: There's not enough world for the both of us.
Malik: *takes "Millenium Pen"*
Yami Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malik: Change that to MalikCorp, Malik's Millenium Puzzle and Malik's world.
Miake: Somehow I think it was safer when they were friends.
Bakura: Oh dear, is my Yami causing problems again.
Kaiba: YES! So if you wouldn't mind, can you sedate him or something.
Bakura: I'm afraid I can't do that.
Kaiba: Well, you're useless.
*Bakura fans get annoyed*
Miake: That's not what he meant, he meant, um, uh--
Kaiba: I meant what I said.
Miake: *sigh*
Yami Bakura: *steals back "Millenium Pen"* Now Everyone is going to shut up and let me write.
Malik: What if I kill you first.
Yami Bakura: Two reasons why you can't do that. 1) It's my fanfic and I don't die in my own stories and 2) I'M A SPIRIT!
Malik: *takes pen*
Miake: MALIK! You can't have the pen, it's Yami Bakura's pen. GIVE HIM BACK THE PEN!
Yami Bakura: MILLENIUM PEN, not just any pen. Thank you. Ok, now, moving on. Malik is sitting in a corner with a dunce cap on for being bad.
Malik: *is sulking*
Yami Bakura: I didn't know writing fanfiction could be so dangerous.
Miake: Yeah, us writers don't get enough credit.
Yami Bakura: Alright, here's what happens. Yugi gives me the Millenium Puzzle and gets a haircut. He also stops drinking coffee because it's obviously stunting is growth.
Yugi: I don't drink coffee.
Miake: SHHHH! This is getting good.
Yami Bakura: Joey walks around wearing a dog suit and eats dog food and basically acts like a dog until he dies. When he does I'll celebrate.
Miake: Why, he never did anything to you?
Yami Bakura: I said so. Now, Tea gets her mouth superglued closed and never gives another friendship speech again.
Tea: *cries*
Yami Bakura: I made her cry, that's always a plus. Ok, moving on. Mokuba gets a braid and looks like Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing. I find something about that humorous. Tristan randomly gets shot for no appearent reason.
Bakura: Oh my, he's really scaring me.
Miake: Your Yami, your problem.
Yami Bakura: Kaiba looses his briefcase making him temporarily insane. He kills Pegasus and spontaneously combusts.
Bakura: I told him that anger management would be a good thing but he just won't listen.
Yami Bakura: Malik...gets beat up by his sister and screams like a girl making a fool out of himself.
Malik: *would really like to hurt Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: Bakura finally shuts up about anger management and stops being so nice. I can't have him killed because he's my host. I hate that.
Bakura: *sigh* I'm safe.
Yami Bakura: And lastly, Miake...she...becomes my minion and takes all my orders.
Miake: Hey, it least I'm not dead.
Yami Bakura: That was fun.
Joey: Yeah...for who?
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Alright, I hope everyone liked that. Please review! Thanx
Kaiba: This is so irrelivant.
Miake: Fine, be mean to me like that. But the whole point is that I'll be writing more like I used to. Maybe not the 100's if chapters a day but enough.
Kaiba: Ok, no one cares. Let's just do the disclaimer.
Miake: Ok, I don't own YGO or any of the characters. Miake is property of Miake and Kaiba if he so wishes.
Kaiba: I don't.
************
You voted and now the writer of the fanfiction will be...
YAMI BAKURA!!!!
Yami Bakura: Ha ha, now you will all suffer.
Joey: What's wrong with you people. Do you want us all dead?
Tristan: I hate when my life is in the hands of a madman.
Miake: Yea, really ruins your day doesn't it.
Yami Bakura: *takes the pen* I have the power! First of all I'm renaming it the Millenium Pen because of the powers it does posess. First of all, everyone will bow down to me.
*everyone bows down*
Yami Bakura: I am your master! You will now obey me. Seto Kaiba, your company is now BakuraCorp.
Kaiba: Never.
Miake: *whispers to Kaiba* Um, you kind of have to do what he says because it's his fanfiction.
Kaiba: I'm going to kill him.
Miake: I don't think you get it, it's his fanfic, you can't kill him.
Kaiba: *steams silently*
Yami Bakura: And now Yugi will give me the Millenium Puzzle!
Yugi: *hands Yami Bakura the Millenium Puzzle*
Yami Bakura: The world is now ruled by me.
Malik: What about me?
Yami Bakura: There's not enough world for the both of us.
Malik: *takes "Millenium Pen"*
Yami Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malik: Change that to MalikCorp, Malik's Millenium Puzzle and Malik's world.
Miake: Somehow I think it was safer when they were friends.
Bakura: Oh dear, is my Yami causing problems again.
Kaiba: YES! So if you wouldn't mind, can you sedate him or something.
Bakura: I'm afraid I can't do that.
Kaiba: Well, you're useless.
*Bakura fans get annoyed*
Miake: That's not what he meant, he meant, um, uh--
Kaiba: I meant what I said.
Miake: *sigh*
Yami Bakura: *steals back "Millenium Pen"* Now Everyone is going to shut up and let me write.
Malik: What if I kill you first.
Yami Bakura: Two reasons why you can't do that. 1) It's my fanfic and I don't die in my own stories and 2) I'M A SPIRIT!
Malik: *takes pen*
Miake: MALIK! You can't have the pen, it's Yami Bakura's pen. GIVE HIM BACK THE PEN!
Yami Bakura: MILLENIUM PEN, not just any pen. Thank you. Ok, now, moving on. Malik is sitting in a corner with a dunce cap on for being bad.
Malik: *is sulking*
Yami Bakura: I didn't know writing fanfiction could be so dangerous.
Miake: Yeah, us writers don't get enough credit.
Yami Bakura: Alright, here's what happens. Yugi gives me the Millenium Puzzle and gets a haircut. He also stops drinking coffee because it's obviously stunting is growth.
Yugi: I don't drink coffee.
Miake: SHHHH! This is getting good.
Yami Bakura: Joey walks around wearing a dog suit and eats dog food and basically acts like a dog until he dies. When he does I'll celebrate.
Miake: Why, he never did anything to you?
Yami Bakura: I said so. Now, Tea gets her mouth superglued closed and never gives another friendship speech again.
Tea: *cries*
Yami Bakura: I made her cry, that's always a plus. Ok, moving on. Mokuba gets a braid and looks like Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing. I find something about that humorous. Tristan randomly gets shot for no appearent reason.
Bakura: Oh my, he's really scaring me.
Miake: Your Yami, your problem.
Yami Bakura: Kaiba looses his briefcase making him temporarily insane. He kills Pegasus and spontaneously combusts.
Bakura: I told him that anger management would be a good thing but he just won't listen.
Yami Bakura: Malik...gets beat up by his sister and screams like a girl making a fool out of himself.
Malik: *would really like to hurt Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: Bakura finally shuts up about anger management and stops being so nice. I can't have him killed because he's my host. I hate that.
Bakura: *sigh* I'm safe.
Yami Bakura: And lastly, Miake...she...becomes my minion and takes all my orders.
Miake: Hey, it least I'm not dead.
Yami Bakura: That was fun.
Joey: Yeah...for who?
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Alright, I hope everyone liked that. Please review! Thanx