I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!)
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: *isn't there*
Announcer: Where is he? Is Kala there?
Some Unknown Dude: No sir, they're both gone.
Announcer: Where could they be? We have a show to do!
Some Unknown Dude: They're probably in the same place.
Announcer: Where could that be, may I ask?
SUD: Just to take an educated guess, I'd say Raven's bedroom *cough*cough*
Audience: *laughter and ewws are heard*
Back at uh… somewhere….
Kala and Raven: *busy making out* Mmm…
Phone: RIIIING!!!
Kala and Raven: *busy making out* Mmm…
Phone: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!
Kala and Raven: *busy making out* Mmm…
Phone: YO! LOVERS!!! ANSWER ME!!! THE PHONE!!!!
Raven: *answers the phone* What do you want?! Oh! The show! I forgot, d***it!! Kala, get dressed, we have to go!
Kala: Fine… *gets dressed*
Raven: Wow, that was fast. *is still…uh…nude* *tries getting dressed fast* Hey it worked! Cool…
Kala: I learned it from The Sims. Let's go!
1 Back at the studio…
Announcer: Where are they!?!
Kala and Raven: Hello!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: On with the show!! Where is Lily?
Lily: Been waiting here the whole time!
Kala: Oh, hey!
Raven: Hello…
Kala: Where are the Dark Masters?
Lily: Oh, here, I'll call them out. Dark Masters!! COME OUT BEFORE I WHIP YOU!!
*Puppetmon, Piedmon, Metalseadramon, and Machinedramon walk out*
Raven: Eh…interesting…
Kala: Whoa! Those… uh… things are cool!
Lily: And I've tamed them! Bwahahahaha!!!
Raven: Ehh…right…
Kala: Wow, look at the time! It seems we need a commercial break!
Raven: But we just started!
Kala: Shutup!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Raven Guitar Picks! Guitar picks in the shape of Raven's head! Now when you play the guitar, you can enjoy Raven's face! *camera goes on Raven, holding a pick and guitar*
Raven: Now when I play the guitar, I can even look at myself! *pretends to play guitar and guitar music plays in background*
Ban (out of nowhere): You don't even know HOW to play the guitar!
Raven: What are you doing here?! You're in the next commercial!!
Ban: Ooo! What's it about?
Raven: I can't tell you that, it would spoil it! Now Go!
Ban: Aw, man! *walks off*
Raven: Anyway… *cough* it even has a voice playback feature! Watch! *presses little button on pick* Raven so rocks. *presses it again*
Voice Playback Thing: Raven so rocks.
Raven: Cool huh?
Fast Voice: Raven Guitar Picks! Guitar picks in the shape of Raven's head! It even has a voice play back option! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Piedmon Bashing Video With Clips of Raven and Kala in the past shows! For all you Piedmon fans, don't buy it because Piedmon dies all the time. Otherwise, waste your money on these annoying and pointless commercials!
Ban: I hated this movie! Piedmon got blown up, beheaded, smashed, hung, slitted, strangled, stabbed, and starved to death! It was horrible!
Kala: No one asked you! Shutup and let the people buy our merchandise!
Fast Voice: Piedmon Bashing Video with clips of Raven and Kala in the past shows! The product costs $55.99 and $3,000 Shipping and Handling. As a special bonus, if you call in the next 20 seconds we will double the price to $105.99! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Hello, and welcome back!
Ban: Hi!!!
Kala: You're not in this show now!
Lily: Oh come on. You know that Puppetmon needs a friend. *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
Kala: Oh, right! Ban, sit down. Puppetmon, I have a friend for you here!
Puppetmon: Really? Yay! C'mon friend, let's go play!
Ban: Play what?
Puppetmon: Hide, Seek and Des- I mean, Hide and Seek!
Ban: Oh, ok! I'll hide!
Puppetmon and Ban: *both walk off stage*
Kala: So, let's do the interviews with the other Dark Masters! First up, since Puppetmon isn't here, is Piedmon! So Piedmon, what is your favorite thing to do?
Piedmon: Just destroy, you know.
Kala: Who is your ultimate crush?
Piedmon: Oh, Myotismon. I mean uh… LadyDevimon!
Kala: Oh My God! You're a f-fa-fa-f… YOU'RE GAY!! *everyone laughs*
Piedmon: Don't laugh at me! Stop! Waaahhhh!!! *runs off screen*
Kala: Hahaha!! That was funny!! Ok, next up is… Metalseadramon! **an explosion is heard off screen*
Lily: I guess Puppetmon found Ban.
Kala: Oh yeah.
Ban(is all fried and burnt): Save me!!! This guy is a maniac!!! Ahhhhh!!!! *runs off, with Puppetmon following behind*
Puppetmon: Oh, c'mon friend! Play Hide, Seek and DESTROY with me! It's fun!
Raven: Bwahahahaha!! Look at that idiot run! Hahaha!
Kala: Raven, you should go save him, you don't want to let Puppetmon kill him when you can!
Raven: Good point! *pulls out a knife from his pocket* Wait for me Puppetmon! *a crash is heard off screen and Raven and Ban come back, Ban completely unharmed*
Kala: What happened?
Raven: I decided not to kill him. Yet… Bwahahahaha!
Ban: That makes me feel so much better.
Lily: Commercial time!
Kala: Hey, that's my line! It's also completely off subject!
Lily: *sticks tongue out* Hahaha!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Do you enjoy pretzels? Then you'll enjoy Raven and Co. Pretzels! Pretzels with the designs of Kala, the idiot Ban, Lily, Shadow, and of course, Raven! Make sure you mash the Ban pretzels extra!
Raven: *eating Ban's head* Die Ban, die!!!
Fast Voice: Raven and Co. Pretzels! Pretzels with the designs of Kala, that idiot Ban, Lily, Shadow, and of course, Raven! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Hope all you fat people out there love Raven! Because now we have Raven O's! The macaroni noodles in the shape of Raven and Co! Ban comes extra crunchy, so you can chew him up real well!
Ban: Why do you people INSIST on bashing me?
Fast Voice: Raven O's, the macaroni noodles in the shape of Raven and Co! Ban comes extra crunchy! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Hello! Welcome back! Now, we were going to interview Metalseadramon, so let's get to it! Metalseadramon, what is you favorite thing to do?
Metalseadramon: Well, I like swimming destroying, swimming, and did I mention destroying? Or swimming?
Raven: Uh, yeah, about 100 times! Let's get on with the next interview.
Kala: Oh, come on Raven, don't you like this?
Raven: Well, first of all, it interrupted OUR making out time. Second, I'm tired… Otherwise, I'm fine.
Kala: Uh, ok. Anyway, Machinedramon, what do YOU like to do?
Machinedramon: Destroy, DUH!
Kala: Oh, yeah. You ARE a Dark Master… meh, heck with the "appropriate" questions! Have you ever made out?
Machinedramon: Uh, no, I don't think so…
Kala: Does that mean you might have been drunk and someone took you?
Machinedramon: Well, I HAVE had quite a few drunk moments… who know what could of happened then…
Kala: OooOOOooo….
Machinedramon: What about YOU, huh?
Kala: Oh yeah, TONS of times. Right Raven?
Raven: *thinks: My God, this can't be happening…* Uh… yes… *blushes*
Machinedramon: *falls over anime style*
Lily: Whoa, TOO much information, Kala.
Kala: Thank you!
Lily: *joins Machinedramon in the anime style falling along with the audience, SUD, everyone else and Announcer*
Ban: Raven, you actually did it with a girl? I mean, I'm not surprised, but HER?
Raven: *perks out of his embarrassment state* Huh? What?
Kala: *stomps to Ban* Hey buddy! What do you think you're doing, saying stuff like that? I'm disgusted at the thought of you and Fiona! You have not right to say that! If this wasn't TV, I'd make that Piedmon video, only with YOU in it!
Ban: No, please, don't hurt me!
Kala: Good. Now, Keep your mouth shut unless you have an aching pain to open it!
Ban: Mmm!
Kala: Now, let's interview Puppetmon! So Puppetmon, even though I already know, what do you like to do?
Puppetmon: Play Hide, Seek and Destroy!
Raven (annoyed): Gee, how did I know? How about it Puppetmon? Did you ever do it?
Puppetmon: Oh yeah! All the time with my toys!
Everyone else except Puppetmon: EWW!!! *falls over anime style*
Kala: Does everyone think this is a good enough one-hour special?
Everyone: Yes!
Kala: Ok! See ya next time everybody! On: LATE NITE WITH RAVEN!! Bye!
Raven:…
Kala: *elbows Raven*
Raven: Ow! Bye…
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: *isn't there*
Announcer: Where is he? Is Kala there?
Some Unknown Dude: No sir, they're both gone.
Announcer: Where could they be? We have a show to do!
Some Unknown Dude: They're probably in the same place.
Announcer: Where could that be, may I ask?
SUD: Just to take an educated guess, I'd say Raven's bedroom *cough*cough*
Audience: *laughter and ewws are heard*
Back at uh… somewhere….
Kala and Raven: *busy making out* Mmm…
Phone: RIIIING!!!
Kala and Raven: *busy making out* Mmm…
Phone: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!
Kala and Raven: *busy making out* Mmm…
Phone: YO! LOVERS!!! ANSWER ME!!! THE PHONE!!!!
Raven: *answers the phone* What do you want?! Oh! The show! I forgot, d***it!! Kala, get dressed, we have to go!
Kala: Fine… *gets dressed*
Raven: Wow, that was fast. *is still…uh…nude* *tries getting dressed fast* Hey it worked! Cool…
Kala: I learned it from The Sims. Let's go!
1 Back at the studio…
Announcer: Where are they!?!
Kala and Raven: Hello!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: On with the show!! Where is Lily?
Lily: Been waiting here the whole time!
Kala: Oh, hey!
Raven: Hello…
Kala: Where are the Dark Masters?
Lily: Oh, here, I'll call them out. Dark Masters!! COME OUT BEFORE I WHIP YOU!!
*Puppetmon, Piedmon, Metalseadramon, and Machinedramon walk out*
Raven: Eh…interesting…
Kala: Whoa! Those… uh… things are cool!
Lily: And I've tamed them! Bwahahahaha!!!
Raven: Ehh…right…
Kala: Wow, look at the time! It seems we need a commercial break!
Raven: But we just started!
Kala: Shutup!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Raven Guitar Picks! Guitar picks in the shape of Raven's head! Now when you play the guitar, you can enjoy Raven's face! *camera goes on Raven, holding a pick and guitar*
Raven: Now when I play the guitar, I can even look at myself! *pretends to play guitar and guitar music plays in background*
Ban (out of nowhere): You don't even know HOW to play the guitar!
Raven: What are you doing here?! You're in the next commercial!!
Ban: Ooo! What's it about?
Raven: I can't tell you that, it would spoil it! Now Go!
Ban: Aw, man! *walks off*
Raven: Anyway… *cough* it even has a voice playback feature! Watch! *presses little button on pick* Raven so rocks. *presses it again*
Voice Playback Thing: Raven so rocks.
Raven: Cool huh?
Fast Voice: Raven Guitar Picks! Guitar picks in the shape of Raven's head! It even has a voice play back option! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Piedmon Bashing Video With Clips of Raven and Kala in the past shows! For all you Piedmon fans, don't buy it because Piedmon dies all the time. Otherwise, waste your money on these annoying and pointless commercials!
Ban: I hated this movie! Piedmon got blown up, beheaded, smashed, hung, slitted, strangled, stabbed, and starved to death! It was horrible!
Kala: No one asked you! Shutup and let the people buy our merchandise!
Fast Voice: Piedmon Bashing Video with clips of Raven and Kala in the past shows! The product costs $55.99 and $3,000 Shipping and Handling. As a special bonus, if you call in the next 20 seconds we will double the price to $105.99! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Hello, and welcome back!
Ban: Hi!!!
Kala: You're not in this show now!
Lily: Oh come on. You know that Puppetmon needs a friend. *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
Kala: Oh, right! Ban, sit down. Puppetmon, I have a friend for you here!
Puppetmon: Really? Yay! C'mon friend, let's go play!
Ban: Play what?
Puppetmon: Hide, Seek and Des- I mean, Hide and Seek!
Ban: Oh, ok! I'll hide!
Puppetmon and Ban: *both walk off stage*
Kala: So, let's do the interviews with the other Dark Masters! First up, since Puppetmon isn't here, is Piedmon! So Piedmon, what is your favorite thing to do?
Piedmon: Just destroy, you know.
Kala: Who is your ultimate crush?
Piedmon: Oh, Myotismon. I mean uh… LadyDevimon!
Kala: Oh My God! You're a f-fa-fa-f… YOU'RE GAY!! *everyone laughs*
Piedmon: Don't laugh at me! Stop! Waaahhhh!!! *runs off screen*
Kala: Hahaha!! That was funny!! Ok, next up is… Metalseadramon! **an explosion is heard off screen*
Lily: I guess Puppetmon found Ban.
Kala: Oh yeah.
Ban(is all fried and burnt): Save me!!! This guy is a maniac!!! Ahhhhh!!!! *runs off, with Puppetmon following behind*
Puppetmon: Oh, c'mon friend! Play Hide, Seek and DESTROY with me! It's fun!
Raven: Bwahahahaha!! Look at that idiot run! Hahaha!
Kala: Raven, you should go save him, you don't want to let Puppetmon kill him when you can!
Raven: Good point! *pulls out a knife from his pocket* Wait for me Puppetmon! *a crash is heard off screen and Raven and Ban come back, Ban completely unharmed*
Kala: What happened?
Raven: I decided not to kill him. Yet… Bwahahahaha!
Ban: That makes me feel so much better.
Lily: Commercial time!
Kala: Hey, that's my line! It's also completely off subject!
Lily: *sticks tongue out* Hahaha!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Do you enjoy pretzels? Then you'll enjoy Raven and Co. Pretzels! Pretzels with the designs of Kala, the idiot Ban, Lily, Shadow, and of course, Raven! Make sure you mash the Ban pretzels extra!
Raven: *eating Ban's head* Die Ban, die!!!
Fast Voice: Raven and Co. Pretzels! Pretzels with the designs of Kala, that idiot Ban, Lily, Shadow, and of course, Raven! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Hope all you fat people out there love Raven! Because now we have Raven O's! The macaroni noodles in the shape of Raven and Co! Ban comes extra crunchy, so you can chew him up real well!
Ban: Why do you people INSIST on bashing me?
Fast Voice: Raven O's, the macaroni noodles in the shape of Raven and Co! Ban comes extra crunchy! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Hello! Welcome back! Now, we were going to interview Metalseadramon, so let's get to it! Metalseadramon, what is you favorite thing to do?
Metalseadramon: Well, I like swimming destroying, swimming, and did I mention destroying? Or swimming?
Raven: Uh, yeah, about 100 times! Let's get on with the next interview.
Kala: Oh, come on Raven, don't you like this?
Raven: Well, first of all, it interrupted OUR making out time. Second, I'm tired… Otherwise, I'm fine.
Kala: Uh, ok. Anyway, Machinedramon, what do YOU like to do?
Machinedramon: Destroy, DUH!
Kala: Oh, yeah. You ARE a Dark Master… meh, heck with the "appropriate" questions! Have you ever made out?
Machinedramon: Uh, no, I don't think so…
Kala: Does that mean you might have been drunk and someone took you?
Machinedramon: Well, I HAVE had quite a few drunk moments… who know what could of happened then…
Kala: OooOOOooo….
Machinedramon: What about YOU, huh?
Kala: Oh yeah, TONS of times. Right Raven?
Raven: *thinks: My God, this can't be happening…* Uh… yes… *blushes*
Machinedramon: *falls over anime style*
Lily: Whoa, TOO much information, Kala.
Kala: Thank you!
Lily: *joins Machinedramon in the anime style falling along with the audience, SUD, everyone else and Announcer*
Ban: Raven, you actually did it with a girl? I mean, I'm not surprised, but HER?
Raven: *perks out of his embarrassment state* Huh? What?
Kala: *stomps to Ban* Hey buddy! What do you think you're doing, saying stuff like that? I'm disgusted at the thought of you and Fiona! You have not right to say that! If this wasn't TV, I'd make that Piedmon video, only with YOU in it!
Ban: No, please, don't hurt me!
Kala: Good. Now, Keep your mouth shut unless you have an aching pain to open it!
Ban: Mmm!
Kala: Now, let's interview Puppetmon! So Puppetmon, even though I already know, what do you like to do?
Puppetmon: Play Hide, Seek and Destroy!
Raven (annoyed): Gee, how did I know? How about it Puppetmon? Did you ever do it?
Puppetmon: Oh yeah! All the time with my toys!
Everyone else except Puppetmon: EWW!!! *falls over anime style*
Kala: Does everyone think this is a good enough one-hour special?
Everyone: Yes!
Kala: Ok! See ya next time everybody! On: LATE NITE WITH RAVEN!! Bye!
Raven:…
Kala: *elbows Raven*
Raven: Ow! Bye…