I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!)
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Bazito= my other friend
Zinry(pronunciation=Zen-ra)= my other friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: Zzzt… Bzzt…
Kala: Zzzt… Bzzt…
SUD: Uh… I think they're holograms sir.
Announcer: What? PLEASE don't tell me they're making out again!
SUD: No, it's something else.
Announcer: Oh yeah? What is it?
SUD: Make up.
1 At the make up place…
Kala: Raven! Stop kissing me! You're messing up my lipstick!
Raven: You don't need that…
Kala: Yes I do! Go open up the show so the audience doesn't rowdy. Now!
Raven: Fine…
2 At the studio…
Raven: Hello! We're sorry for the delay, but now we're back! And today we have a few very interesting people on our show. Along with what's-her-face, we also have Zinry and Bazito!
Kala: Her name is LILY. And let me tell you about our guests. From the Digital world, we have Zinry, a young boy who has a HUMONGOUS crush on Lily.
Zinry: You weren't supposed to tell her that! You idiot!!
Kala (a little scared): And, from Earth, we have the Saiyan Bazito!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Bazito: Thank you! Thank you! I know I am the greatest, so why don't I host this show?
Kala: You already have one. Anyway, Let's get on with the questioning. First-
Ban: Ooo!! Please, can I be questioned? Please, please, please?
Kala: *kissing Raven* Huh? Oh, uh…
Raven: Yes, Ban, why don't you take a seat? *gets a knife that is hidden in his back pocket ready to pull out*
Kala: O…k… First, we have Zinry. Zinry, is it true that you are in love with Lily?
Zinry: Ye- I mean, no, no. *blushes*
Kala: Right…*thinks* What feelings do you have about Ban? Do you think he's cool? Do you hate him?
Zinry: Let's put it this way: Ban is so dumb, when he bought T shirt that said TGIF on it, he thought it stood for This Goes In Front! And when he hear about the moonwalk, he though they were talking about Neil Armstrong! Also, his mother is so fat that when she stepped in the ocean, all the whales stepped out and said, "We are family!"
Kala: *is laughing really hard, along with everyone else except Ban*
Ban: Waaahhhh!!! Stop laughing! It's not funny!
Raven: You know what Ban? You're right. It's not funny. We'll stop.
Ban: Really?
Raven: No! *continues laughing*
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Raven Dolls! The dolls with 1,000 different sayings on them! Some include: "Wanna make out?" "I'm hot!" and "Ban is a gay weirdo that never stops being optimistic! He sucks!"
Little Child: These dolls are great! Not only did it get me into Juvie Hall, but also now I have rights to scare everyone I meet! They rock!
Fast Voice: Raven Dolls! The dolls with 1,000 different sayings on them! All sayings may not be appropriate. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Are you in a room full of idiots? ARE you an idiot? Then you'll need to buy Idiot Formula! The formula meant only for idiots that transforms you into a brainy guy in no time! Look at this helpless, stupid man. *camera goes on Ban*
Ban: What are you doing? I'm not stupid? What kind of sick show is this?
Commercial Guy: After using Idiot Formula (and a dosage of This product is for ugly women or men only), he was completely transformed into this intelligent person, a person who can make a difference in our society. *camera goes on Raven*
Raven: Idiot Formula is great! If you liked This product is for ugly women or men only, then you'll like this! It even has a more satisfying tingle than This product is for ugly women or men only!
Fast Voice: Idiot Formula! The formula that will transform you into a brainy guy in no time! It even has a more satisfying tingle This product is for ugly women or men only! If you are an idiot and are living alone, get your couch to call. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Welcome back! Now if you remembered where we left off, we had just finished interviewing Zinry. Now, let's go to Bazito. So, Bazito, what's it like to be a Saiyan?
Bazito: It rocks! Too bad you aren't one. *sticks out tongue*
Kala: Yeah. Right. What feelings do you have about Ban?
Bazito: Well, if I were to choose how much I dislike him on a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, I'd have to say… GET A BIGGER SCALE!!
Kala: Hahaha! Eh… where is Ban anyway?
Raven: Oh, he's crying the corner.
Kala: Ok. Now Bazito, have you ever made out?
Bazito: Yeah.
Kala: With who?
Bazito: I ain't telling you that!
Kala: Darn. Ok, fine, now Ban, you're up. *sighs*
Ban: Yay! *sits next to Kala* What question do you wanna ask me first Kala?
Kala: *sees Raven sneaking up behind Ban with a knife* Hehe…Ok, Ban, what do you like to do?
Ban: I like to fight in Zoid battle-*falls to ground*
Kala: Raven! Did you really kill him?
Raven: No, but if he ever goes droning on like that again I will.
Lily: But he barely said anything…
Kala: AHEM! No one is to be on Ban's side. Those who are will be terminated!
Bazito: By me? Please, can I terminate them?
Kala: No, you idiot, by me! Now, let's get back to the show. But first, these-
Raven: But we just got out of a commercial!!
Kala: No one asked you! If you want to keep sleeping with me, agree and don't question my authority.
Raven: But I'm the host! I should make all the decisions!
Kala (whispers): Oh really? Look buddy, if you are enjoying our affairs, keep your mouth shut or I'll move away.
Raven: You wouldn't really do that, would you?
Kala: That's not important! Now, let's go to a commercial!
Raven: Fine… *crosses arms*
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Voodoo Ban dolls! Every time you stick a pin in him, burn him, smash him, or conduct any other act of violence on him, the REAL Ban feels the pain! Watch! *pokes a pin in Ban doll*
Ban: Ow!! *starts twitching on the floor as if being attacked*
Kala: It looks like he's twitching on the floor as if he's being attacked! Maybe we should stop mass-producing this stuff.
Zinry: No way! We must let Ban suffer and Raven rise!! Bwahahahaha!!
Kala: Uh, right…
Fast Voice: Voodoo Ban dolls! Every time you poke conduct an act of violence on it, the REAL Ban feels the pain. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Well, that was a short commercial break. I guess we ran out of time!
Raven: Yeah, too bad. I guess we'll have to go back to my be- I mean HOME, Kala.
Kala: Yeah… *wink* Audience, let's give a big applause for our special guests, Bazito and Zinry! See ya next time on LATE NITE WITH RAVEN!!! Bye!! *hops into Raven's arms*
Raven: Oof! Bye everyone!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
A/N: To that one person who said that Ban was Van (I forget the name), I call him Van when I talk about him, but I use his other name, derived from "Bang" his Japanese one. But I am aware that he is also called Van. ^_^
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Bazito= my other friend
Zinry(pronunciation=Zen-ra)= my other friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: Zzzt… Bzzt…
Kala: Zzzt… Bzzt…
SUD: Uh… I think they're holograms sir.
Announcer: What? PLEASE don't tell me they're making out again!
SUD: No, it's something else.
Announcer: Oh yeah? What is it?
SUD: Make up.
1 At the make up place…
Kala: Raven! Stop kissing me! You're messing up my lipstick!
Raven: You don't need that…
Kala: Yes I do! Go open up the show so the audience doesn't rowdy. Now!
Raven: Fine…
2 At the studio…
Raven: Hello! We're sorry for the delay, but now we're back! And today we have a few very interesting people on our show. Along with what's-her-face, we also have Zinry and Bazito!
Kala: Her name is LILY. And let me tell you about our guests. From the Digital world, we have Zinry, a young boy who has a HUMONGOUS crush on Lily.
Zinry: You weren't supposed to tell her that! You idiot!!
Kala (a little scared): And, from Earth, we have the Saiyan Bazito!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Bazito: Thank you! Thank you! I know I am the greatest, so why don't I host this show?
Kala: You already have one. Anyway, Let's get on with the questioning. First-
Ban: Ooo!! Please, can I be questioned? Please, please, please?
Kala: *kissing Raven* Huh? Oh, uh…
Raven: Yes, Ban, why don't you take a seat? *gets a knife that is hidden in his back pocket ready to pull out*
Kala: O…k… First, we have Zinry. Zinry, is it true that you are in love with Lily?
Zinry: Ye- I mean, no, no. *blushes*
Kala: Right…*thinks* What feelings do you have about Ban? Do you think he's cool? Do you hate him?
Zinry: Let's put it this way: Ban is so dumb, when he bought T shirt that said TGIF on it, he thought it stood for This Goes In Front! And when he hear about the moonwalk, he though they were talking about Neil Armstrong! Also, his mother is so fat that when she stepped in the ocean, all the whales stepped out and said, "We are family!"
Kala: *is laughing really hard, along with everyone else except Ban*
Ban: Waaahhhh!!! Stop laughing! It's not funny!
Raven: You know what Ban? You're right. It's not funny. We'll stop.
Ban: Really?
Raven: No! *continues laughing*
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Raven Dolls! The dolls with 1,000 different sayings on them! Some include: "Wanna make out?" "I'm hot!" and "Ban is a gay weirdo that never stops being optimistic! He sucks!"
Little Child: These dolls are great! Not only did it get me into Juvie Hall, but also now I have rights to scare everyone I meet! They rock!
Fast Voice: Raven Dolls! The dolls with 1,000 different sayings on them! All sayings may not be appropriate. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Are you in a room full of idiots? ARE you an idiot? Then you'll need to buy Idiot Formula! The formula meant only for idiots that transforms you into a brainy guy in no time! Look at this helpless, stupid man. *camera goes on Ban*
Ban: What are you doing? I'm not stupid? What kind of sick show is this?
Commercial Guy: After using Idiot Formula (and a dosage of This product is for ugly women or men only), he was completely transformed into this intelligent person, a person who can make a difference in our society. *camera goes on Raven*
Raven: Idiot Formula is great! If you liked This product is for ugly women or men only, then you'll like this! It even has a more satisfying tingle than This product is for ugly women or men only!
Fast Voice: Idiot Formula! The formula that will transform you into a brainy guy in no time! It even has a more satisfying tingle This product is for ugly women or men only! If you are an idiot and are living alone, get your couch to call. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Welcome back! Now if you remembered where we left off, we had just finished interviewing Zinry. Now, let's go to Bazito. So, Bazito, what's it like to be a Saiyan?
Bazito: It rocks! Too bad you aren't one. *sticks out tongue*
Kala: Yeah. Right. What feelings do you have about Ban?
Bazito: Well, if I were to choose how much I dislike him on a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, I'd have to say… GET A BIGGER SCALE!!
Kala: Hahaha! Eh… where is Ban anyway?
Raven: Oh, he's crying the corner.
Kala: Ok. Now Bazito, have you ever made out?
Bazito: Yeah.
Kala: With who?
Bazito: I ain't telling you that!
Kala: Darn. Ok, fine, now Ban, you're up. *sighs*
Ban: Yay! *sits next to Kala* What question do you wanna ask me first Kala?
Kala: *sees Raven sneaking up behind Ban with a knife* Hehe…Ok, Ban, what do you like to do?
Ban: I like to fight in Zoid battle-*falls to ground*
Kala: Raven! Did you really kill him?
Raven: No, but if he ever goes droning on like that again I will.
Lily: But he barely said anything…
Kala: AHEM! No one is to be on Ban's side. Those who are will be terminated!
Bazito: By me? Please, can I terminate them?
Kala: No, you idiot, by me! Now, let's get back to the show. But first, these-
Raven: But we just got out of a commercial!!
Kala: No one asked you! If you want to keep sleeping with me, agree and don't question my authority.
Raven: But I'm the host! I should make all the decisions!
Kala (whispers): Oh really? Look buddy, if you are enjoying our affairs, keep your mouth shut or I'll move away.
Raven: You wouldn't really do that, would you?
Kala: That's not important! Now, let's go to a commercial!
Raven: Fine… *crosses arms*
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Voodoo Ban dolls! Every time you stick a pin in him, burn him, smash him, or conduct any other act of violence on him, the REAL Ban feels the pain! Watch! *pokes a pin in Ban doll*
Ban: Ow!! *starts twitching on the floor as if being attacked*
Kala: It looks like he's twitching on the floor as if he's being attacked! Maybe we should stop mass-producing this stuff.
Zinry: No way! We must let Ban suffer and Raven rise!! Bwahahahaha!!
Kala: Uh, right…
Fast Voice: Voodoo Ban dolls! Every time you poke conduct an act of violence on it, the REAL Ban feels the pain. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Well, that was a short commercial break. I guess we ran out of time!
Raven: Yeah, too bad. I guess we'll have to go back to my be- I mean HOME, Kala.
Kala: Yeah… *wink* Audience, let's give a big applause for our special guests, Bazito and Zinry! See ya next time on LATE NITE WITH RAVEN!!! Bye!! *hops into Raven's arms*
Raven: Oof! Bye everyone!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
A/N: To that one person who said that Ban was Van (I forget the name), I call him Van when I talk about him, but I use his other name, derived from "Bang" his Japanese one. But I am aware that he is also called Van. ^_^