I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!)
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's out host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: Hello, hello! And welcome to our show!
Announcer: Oh My God!! He's actually here for once!
Raven: Yes, I am. But where's Kala? *thinks* Oh yeah! She said she was getting the new guests for out show. She said they were from the-
SUD: Who are they?
Raven: Just let me get to that. Since Ban wasn't here to annoy us to hell, Kala decided to invite some very special people from the future! I forget their names though…
Kala: Hello, hello! I'm here with two very "special" people from the future! Their names are: Leena and Bit!
Leena and Bit: *walk out on stage*
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Where's Lily? She was supposed to be here to help us!
Raven: I don't know, and I don't care. *gets jabbed in the ribs by Kala* Ow! B****…
Kala: WHAT did you just call me?
Raven: A beautiful, intelligent, and wonderful…uh…
Kala: *gets ready to punch him*
Raven: Toy? No, no wait! Girl! No wait, even better! Woman!
Kala: Thank you Raven. You're so flattering.
Raven: *falls over anime style*
Lily: *comes in huffing and puffing* Hi! Sorry I'm late. What do you need me for Kala?
Kala (whispers): Ban isn't here, he out on a vacation with Fiona.
Lily: Eww!!
Kala (whispers): Sshhh! Anyway, I brought two people from the future. They have no idea wheat we do on this show, and we need someone to take Ban's place for the moment. So, we are going to bash THEM instead of Ban.
Lily (whispers): That's a great idea! I'll help!
Kala: Okay! Now, welcome to our show. Today we have two guests from the future, as I have said, Leena and Bit. They are two Zoid pilots and, as I have heard, lovers. Hmm? Is that right?
Bit: Shutup! That's not true!
Leena: Yeah!
Kala: Oh, ok. Anyway, It's time for interviewing.
Raven: Have you ever noticed that when this show does an interview it's not a very thorough one? I mean, it's only like two questi- *gets whacked on head with frying pan*
Kala: No one asked. Anyway, Would you two consider yourselves EXCELLENT Zoid pilots? The best of the bunch?
Leena: Well, I don't know about Bit, but I'm the bravest, coolest, prettiest, and the BEST one out there!
Bit: What are you talking about? Brave huh? What about "The Chainsaw Man?" Ooo, scary! I'm definitely better than you, miss-fancy-pants-who-never-uses- her-sights!
Kala: Ooo, how would you know that she has fancy pants? Do you STARE at them all day, hmm?
Bit: I do not! I much more better things to do than that! *thinks: Like stare at her boobs*
Kala: Riight… Anyway, what is the worst enemy you have ever encountered?
Bit: Leena's tight-fitting shirt! I mean.. uh.. the Backdraft Group!
Leena: Bit! You idiot! But, yes, the Backdraft Group.
Kala: What do they do?
Bit: They try to upset the world of Zoid battles by breaking the rules.
Raven: What the hell?! That's IT? I could do WAY more bad stuff in a day than they could ever do in a lifetime!
Kala: Whoa, look at the time! Sorry to interrupt, but it's commercial time!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: "RAVEN" the novel! This book is great! Not only does it have a daily basis of what Raven does, but also some common phrases, people he hates, and people he loves!
Kala: Hey! I better be the only one on that list besides himself!
Commercial Guy: No, there are a few people on here.
Kala: *grabs book* What?! Who the heck is this Reise girl?! Raven, you better explain this! *stomps off to get him*
Commercial Guy: Uh, ok… Oh, yeah. This book also gives 1000 reasons on why to hate Ban!
Fast Voice: "RAVEN" the novel! A book with things all about Raven. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Are you poor, without a lover? Like this poor, unloved man? *camera goes on Bit*
Bit: What the heck? I'm not poor! I'm loved!
Raven: Yeah, by your mother! Oh, and let's not forget Liger Zero! Ooo!
Commercial Guy: Then you'll need :"Help! I'm unloved and poor!" It'll make you rich and lovable in no time! After using this product, that man was transformed into this! *goes to picture of Raven and Kala together*
Raven: *winks and gives thumbs up sign*
Fast Voice: "Help! I'm unloved and poor!" The best product since Idiot Formula! This product costs $10 plus $10,000 in Shipping and Handling. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Hi! We're back, and when we left off, Raven was saying how much eviler he is than the Backdraft Group.
Raven: Yeah. And so, they only break the rules?
Bit: Yeah.
Leena: Basically.
Raven: No killing? No destroying buildings, ruins, or forts? NO DRINKING COFFE!?!?
Bit: They eat noodles instead.
Raven: WHAT?!
Bit: Anyway, they don't kill anyone. Just break the rules.
Raven: Do they curse?
Leena: No.
Raven: How could they call themselves evil!?!
Leena: Are you saying that YOU do these things?
Kala: Yeah, he does them all the time. Whys do you think he freaked out and said "What the hell?! That's IT? I could do WAY more bad stuff in a day than they could ever do in a lifetime!"? Are you completely oblivious to that fact?!
Leena and Bit: Uh… uh huh.
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Lily: Man, you guys are dumb!
Bit: Well, duh! How else do you think we end up annoying everyone all the time! That's why we get bashed all the time! 'Cause we're dumb! *sings* But you gotta have friends! Do do de doooo! *sings*
Leena: Bit!!! Stop!!! It's.. it's…. torture!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Everyone else beside Bit and Leena: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! STOP!!!
SUD: *blows up*
Bit: *stops* Oh My GOD! I just blew someone up!
Leena: *pats Bit on the back* It's ok Bit, the wound of guilt will heal over time. Uh… lots of time…
Bit: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God… THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!
Leena: Bit, are you feeling ok?
Bit: No!! I feel a new level of power!! Bwahahahaha!!
Kala: *hits him with a frying pan* You idiot. Shutup. And don't sing. Or I'll kick you off the show and you can go live as a prostitute.
Bit: Cool!
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Raven: You know, the show's almost over… I think we need a commercial so we can get money and stay on air. Unless you want me to live without a bed…
Kala: Nooooooooo!!! Go to a commercial! Now! Now!!!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Hello all you women out there!! Are you having trouble attracting men? Like this ugly woman? *camera goes on Leena*
Leena: What? I'm not ugly!! What do you think you're saying!?!? ^!@# you!!
Commercial Guy: Then you MUST have "Ugga ugga! I'm an uggaly old hagga!!" It will make all you women out there as beautiful as this! *camera goes on… guess who, Kala*
Kala: *wink*
Fast Voice: "Ugga ugga! I'm an uggaly old hagga!!" It will make ugly women beautiful in no time! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Whoops! Too bad! We're all out of time! See ya next time on: LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! Bye!
Raven: Bye…
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
(A/N: If you're wondering what happened to Lily, she helped devise the commercials. Naughty, naughty. ^_^)
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's out host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: Hello, hello! And welcome to our show!
Announcer: Oh My God!! He's actually here for once!
Raven: Yes, I am. But where's Kala? *thinks* Oh yeah! She said she was getting the new guests for out show. She said they were from the-
SUD: Who are they?
Raven: Just let me get to that. Since Ban wasn't here to annoy us to hell, Kala decided to invite some very special people from the future! I forget their names though…
Kala: Hello, hello! I'm here with two very "special" people from the future! Their names are: Leena and Bit!
Leena and Bit: *walk out on stage*
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Where's Lily? She was supposed to be here to help us!
Raven: I don't know, and I don't care. *gets jabbed in the ribs by Kala* Ow! B****…
Kala: WHAT did you just call me?
Raven: A beautiful, intelligent, and wonderful…uh…
Kala: *gets ready to punch him*
Raven: Toy? No, no wait! Girl! No wait, even better! Woman!
Kala: Thank you Raven. You're so flattering.
Raven: *falls over anime style*
Lily: *comes in huffing and puffing* Hi! Sorry I'm late. What do you need me for Kala?
Kala (whispers): Ban isn't here, he out on a vacation with Fiona.
Lily: Eww!!
Kala (whispers): Sshhh! Anyway, I brought two people from the future. They have no idea wheat we do on this show, and we need someone to take Ban's place for the moment. So, we are going to bash THEM instead of Ban.
Lily (whispers): That's a great idea! I'll help!
Kala: Okay! Now, welcome to our show. Today we have two guests from the future, as I have said, Leena and Bit. They are two Zoid pilots and, as I have heard, lovers. Hmm? Is that right?
Bit: Shutup! That's not true!
Leena: Yeah!
Kala: Oh, ok. Anyway, It's time for interviewing.
Raven: Have you ever noticed that when this show does an interview it's not a very thorough one? I mean, it's only like two questi- *gets whacked on head with frying pan*
Kala: No one asked. Anyway, Would you two consider yourselves EXCELLENT Zoid pilots? The best of the bunch?
Leena: Well, I don't know about Bit, but I'm the bravest, coolest, prettiest, and the BEST one out there!
Bit: What are you talking about? Brave huh? What about "The Chainsaw Man?" Ooo, scary! I'm definitely better than you, miss-fancy-pants-who-never-uses- her-sights!
Kala: Ooo, how would you know that she has fancy pants? Do you STARE at them all day, hmm?
Bit: I do not! I much more better things to do than that! *thinks: Like stare at her boobs*
Kala: Riight… Anyway, what is the worst enemy you have ever encountered?
Bit: Leena's tight-fitting shirt! I mean.. uh.. the Backdraft Group!
Leena: Bit! You idiot! But, yes, the Backdraft Group.
Kala: What do they do?
Bit: They try to upset the world of Zoid battles by breaking the rules.
Raven: What the hell?! That's IT? I could do WAY more bad stuff in a day than they could ever do in a lifetime!
Kala: Whoa, look at the time! Sorry to interrupt, but it's commercial time!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: "RAVEN" the novel! This book is great! Not only does it have a daily basis of what Raven does, but also some common phrases, people he hates, and people he loves!
Kala: Hey! I better be the only one on that list besides himself!
Commercial Guy: No, there are a few people on here.
Kala: *grabs book* What?! Who the heck is this Reise girl?! Raven, you better explain this! *stomps off to get him*
Commercial Guy: Uh, ok… Oh, yeah. This book also gives 1000 reasons on why to hate Ban!
Fast Voice: "RAVEN" the novel! A book with things all about Raven. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Are you poor, without a lover? Like this poor, unloved man? *camera goes on Bit*
Bit: What the heck? I'm not poor! I'm loved!
Raven: Yeah, by your mother! Oh, and let's not forget Liger Zero! Ooo!
Commercial Guy: Then you'll need :"Help! I'm unloved and poor!" It'll make you rich and lovable in no time! After using this product, that man was transformed into this! *goes to picture of Raven and Kala together*
Raven: *winks and gives thumbs up sign*
Fast Voice: "Help! I'm unloved and poor!" The best product since Idiot Formula! This product costs $10 plus $10,000 in Shipping and Handling. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Hi! We're back, and when we left off, Raven was saying how much eviler he is than the Backdraft Group.
Raven: Yeah. And so, they only break the rules?
Bit: Yeah.
Leena: Basically.
Raven: No killing? No destroying buildings, ruins, or forts? NO DRINKING COFFE!?!?
Bit: They eat noodles instead.
Raven: WHAT?!
Bit: Anyway, they don't kill anyone. Just break the rules.
Raven: Do they curse?
Leena: No.
Raven: How could they call themselves evil!?!
Leena: Are you saying that YOU do these things?
Kala: Yeah, he does them all the time. Whys do you think he freaked out and said "What the hell?! That's IT? I could do WAY more bad stuff in a day than they could ever do in a lifetime!"? Are you completely oblivious to that fact?!
Leena and Bit: Uh… uh huh.
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Lily: Man, you guys are dumb!
Bit: Well, duh! How else do you think we end up annoying everyone all the time! That's why we get bashed all the time! 'Cause we're dumb! *sings* But you gotta have friends! Do do de doooo! *sings*
Leena: Bit!!! Stop!!! It's.. it's…. torture!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Everyone else beside Bit and Leena: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! STOP!!!
SUD: *blows up*
Bit: *stops* Oh My GOD! I just blew someone up!
Leena: *pats Bit on the back* It's ok Bit, the wound of guilt will heal over time. Uh… lots of time…
Bit: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God… THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!
Leena: Bit, are you feeling ok?
Bit: No!! I feel a new level of power!! Bwahahahaha!!
Kala: *hits him with a frying pan* You idiot. Shutup. And don't sing. Or I'll kick you off the show and you can go live as a prostitute.
Bit: Cool!
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Raven: You know, the show's almost over… I think we need a commercial so we can get money and stay on air. Unless you want me to live without a bed…
Kala: Nooooooooo!!! Go to a commercial! Now! Now!!!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Hello all you women out there!! Are you having trouble attracting men? Like this ugly woman? *camera goes on Leena*
Leena: What? I'm not ugly!! What do you think you're saying!?!? ^!@# you!!
Commercial Guy: Then you MUST have "Ugga ugga! I'm an uggaly old hagga!!" It will make all you women out there as beautiful as this! *camera goes on… guess who, Kala*
Kala: *wink*
Fast Voice: "Ugga ugga! I'm an uggaly old hagga!!" It will make ugly women beautiful in no time! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Whoops! Too bad! We're all out of time! See ya next time on: LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! Bye!
Raven: Bye…
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
(A/N: If you're wondering what happened to Lily, she helped devise the commercials. Naughty, naughty. ^_^)