I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!)
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's out host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: *reading who the guests are today* WHAT?! No way!! I demand an explanation!!
Kala: What? *reads who they are* What the…? Yeah! Why are you putting them on the show?! They can't even talk!!!
Lily: Well I think they're cute!
Kala: True, but…
Ban: Ooo!!! Lemme see!! I wanna see the special guests! Aww, they're so cute!! I wanna hug them!
Kala: What? You're supposed to be on vacation!
Ban: Yeah, well, I got Fiona pregnant, so she told me to get out or she'd sue me for r-
Kala: THAT'S nice Ban, you don't need to tell us anymore. But are you two getting back together?
Ban: Yeah, in about a week.
Kala: That's nice. Anyway, I bet the guest couldn't find they're way here! They can't talk to anyone to ask for directions!
"The New" SUD: Shut up and stop complaining about the special guests! They got themselves a special flight and will be here almost any second!
Kala (whispers): He certainly isn't as nice as the last one. Why did Bit have to blow him up?
Raven (whispers): Yeah, I know, really!
*a crash is heard, and a giant, white, dragon-like bird drops into the studio*
Kala: What the hell?! Who is this?!
TNSUD: It's Lugia, duh! On his back are our two guests! *two yellow rats drop from his back*
Lily: *gasps* Oh My God! They're here!! Yay!! I wuv Pikachu and Pichu! They're so adorable!!! *squeezes the pokemon until they turn blue*
Pikachu: Pi… ka…
Pichu: Pii!! Pichu!!!! *choke*gasp*
Lily: Oh, whoops! *drops them* Sorry.
Kala: Why did we have to get the electric rodents? Why couldn't we get Barry Boswick, or something?
Raven: Who's Barry Boswick?
Kala: *shrugs*
Ban: Ooo!! They're cute! I wonder if they know where to find papaya? Or maybe flying ones!?!? Wheeeeeeeee!!
Raven: Kala, you should really be asking why we got stuck with an idiot like Ban.
Kala: Hmm… good point.
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Is you life full of boredom? Do you, for some reason wish you could have excitement in your life? Well then, here you go! "Raven's Organoid Shop!" The ONLY place where you can buy organoids of any shape, size, attitude, gender, and color!
Tiny Toddler: He ate my toys! I hate him! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!
Organoid: Raaaaaaaaor! *eats child*
Fast Voice: "Raven's Organoid Shop!" The place for all you organoid needs. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: After a day of destroying, torturing, and killing, Raven likes to wash his hair. Raven Shampoo for boys! The only shampoo that makes your hair like Raven's! *camera goes on Raven taking a shower*
Raven: Try it, it's great! Hey what the #$%@?! Get out!! Shadow! Get them!! *camera fuzzes*
Fast Voice: Raven Shampoo for boys! It's great! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Ok, we're back! And we're here with two… rodents.
Pichu: Pii!! Pichu Chu! Pichu, Chu, Chu! Piichu!! (What?!)
Pikachu: Pika! (Yeah, we're not rodents! What do you think you're saying, huh?)
Raven: What? This is so dumb! Please, get these little vermin outta here!
TNSUD: If you complain one more time, they're leaving!
Kala(whispers): Geez, Lily, he's dumb too.
Lily(whispers): No kidding.
Raven: Blah , blah, blah! I'm complaining!
Kala: Me too!! Blah, blah, blah!!
TNSUD: That's it!! Lugia, please have these guest escorted to their proper planet.
Lugia: Luuuu!!! (Yeah, whatever. Jerk.) *flies off with Pikachu and Pichu*
Ban: Nooooooooo! Waaaaaaaaaaah!! I didn't get any papaya….*cries*
Kala: *hits him with a frying pan* Shutup. No one cares about you. But where are we going to get new guests? * crash is heard waaay off screen*
Raven: I'll check! *runs off screen* comes back with a dude* Who are you?
????: I'm Harry Champ! I'm a man destined to be king!
Kala: More like an idiot destined to be king.
Harry: What?! Hey! I know who you are! You're the one bashed my poor Leena!
Kala: Oh, she's YOUR girl huh? Seems like Bit was having an affair with her as well.
Harry: What?! Bit, making out with MY Leena?! I'll get him! *tries to run off but is caught by Kala*
Kala: First Harry, why don't you have a seat? We will give you a little… uh.. interview. Yeah, that's it.
Harry: Uh, ok.
Ban: Ooo! Another person from the future! Can you tell me any secret stuff that comes from the future, hmm?
Harry: Buzz off! You're annoying as Bit.
Ban: Thank you.
Harry: *gets a BIG sweat drop on his head*
Kala: Anyway, Harry, what is your relationship with Bit and Leena?
Harry: Leena! The sun is the east, and Leena is the west! I love Leena! And Bit, that two-timin' b******! I hate him!! He steals Leena away from me!
Kala: Uh, right…eh, what do you think about the past? Do you think Raven is cool? Do you think I'M cool?
Harry: Well, I think the past is ok, but… Raven kinda freaks me out.
Raven: WHAT?! I dare you to say that again!
Harry: And before I say that, I have to say that you, Kala, REALLY scare me!
Kala: What?!!! Grrrr… *pulls out frying pan*
Raven: Rrrr… *pulls out knife*
Harry: Go to a commercial!! Please, for the love of Leena! Ahhhhh!!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Do miss Raven when you go to the beach? Then buy one of these Raven Towels! Towels with Raven designs on them! They come in four different ones!
Kala: But they're not as good as him in a bathing suit!
Fast Voice: Raven Towels! Towels come in four different designs! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: We finally got rid of that annoying Harry!
Raven: Yeah, his body is being carried away now.
Kala: Aw, man, we're out of time!
Raven: Ok, fine. Bye everyone!
Kala: Bye!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's out host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: *reading who the guests are today* WHAT?! No way!! I demand an explanation!!
Kala: What? *reads who they are* What the…? Yeah! Why are you putting them on the show?! They can't even talk!!!
Lily: Well I think they're cute!
Kala: True, but…
Ban: Ooo!!! Lemme see!! I wanna see the special guests! Aww, they're so cute!! I wanna hug them!
Kala: What? You're supposed to be on vacation!
Ban: Yeah, well, I got Fiona pregnant, so she told me to get out or she'd sue me for r-
Kala: THAT'S nice Ban, you don't need to tell us anymore. But are you two getting back together?
Ban: Yeah, in about a week.
Kala: That's nice. Anyway, I bet the guest couldn't find they're way here! They can't talk to anyone to ask for directions!
"The New" SUD: Shut up and stop complaining about the special guests! They got themselves a special flight and will be here almost any second!
Kala (whispers): He certainly isn't as nice as the last one. Why did Bit have to blow him up?
Raven (whispers): Yeah, I know, really!
*a crash is heard, and a giant, white, dragon-like bird drops into the studio*
Kala: What the hell?! Who is this?!
TNSUD: It's Lugia, duh! On his back are our two guests! *two yellow rats drop from his back*
Lily: *gasps* Oh My God! They're here!! Yay!! I wuv Pikachu and Pichu! They're so adorable!!! *squeezes the pokemon until they turn blue*
Pikachu: Pi… ka…
Pichu: Pii!! Pichu!!!! *choke*gasp*
Lily: Oh, whoops! *drops them* Sorry.
Kala: Why did we have to get the electric rodents? Why couldn't we get Barry Boswick, or something?
Raven: Who's Barry Boswick?
Kala: *shrugs*
Ban: Ooo!! They're cute! I wonder if they know where to find papaya? Or maybe flying ones!?!? Wheeeeeeeee!!
Raven: Kala, you should really be asking why we got stuck with an idiot like Ban.
Kala: Hmm… good point.
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Is you life full of boredom? Do you, for some reason wish you could have excitement in your life? Well then, here you go! "Raven's Organoid Shop!" The ONLY place where you can buy organoids of any shape, size, attitude, gender, and color!
Tiny Toddler: He ate my toys! I hate him! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!
Organoid: Raaaaaaaaor! *eats child*
Fast Voice: "Raven's Organoid Shop!" The place for all you organoid needs. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: After a day of destroying, torturing, and killing, Raven likes to wash his hair. Raven Shampoo for boys! The only shampoo that makes your hair like Raven's! *camera goes on Raven taking a shower*
Raven: Try it, it's great! Hey what the #$%@?! Get out!! Shadow! Get them!! *camera fuzzes*
Fast Voice: Raven Shampoo for boys! It's great! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: Ok, we're back! And we're here with two… rodents.
Pichu: Pii!! Pichu Chu! Pichu, Chu, Chu! Piichu!! (What?!)
Pikachu: Pika! (Yeah, we're not rodents! What do you think you're saying, huh?)
Raven: What? This is so dumb! Please, get these little vermin outta here!
TNSUD: If you complain one more time, they're leaving!
Kala(whispers): Geez, Lily, he's dumb too.
Lily(whispers): No kidding.
Raven: Blah , blah, blah! I'm complaining!
Kala: Me too!! Blah, blah, blah!!
TNSUD: That's it!! Lugia, please have these guest escorted to their proper planet.
Lugia: Luuuu!!! (Yeah, whatever. Jerk.) *flies off with Pikachu and Pichu*
Ban: Nooooooooo! Waaaaaaaaaaah!! I didn't get any papaya….*cries*
Kala: *hits him with a frying pan* Shutup. No one cares about you. But where are we going to get new guests? * crash is heard waaay off screen*
Raven: I'll check! *runs off screen* comes back with a dude* Who are you?
????: I'm Harry Champ! I'm a man destined to be king!
Kala: More like an idiot destined to be king.
Harry: What?! Hey! I know who you are! You're the one bashed my poor Leena!
Kala: Oh, she's YOUR girl huh? Seems like Bit was having an affair with her as well.
Harry: What?! Bit, making out with MY Leena?! I'll get him! *tries to run off but is caught by Kala*
Kala: First Harry, why don't you have a seat? We will give you a little… uh.. interview. Yeah, that's it.
Harry: Uh, ok.
Ban: Ooo! Another person from the future! Can you tell me any secret stuff that comes from the future, hmm?
Harry: Buzz off! You're annoying as Bit.
Ban: Thank you.
Harry: *gets a BIG sweat drop on his head*
Kala: Anyway, Harry, what is your relationship with Bit and Leena?
Harry: Leena! The sun is the east, and Leena is the west! I love Leena! And Bit, that two-timin' b******! I hate him!! He steals Leena away from me!
Kala: Uh, right…eh, what do you think about the past? Do you think Raven is cool? Do you think I'M cool?
Harry: Well, I think the past is ok, but… Raven kinda freaks me out.
Raven: WHAT?! I dare you to say that again!
Harry: And before I say that, I have to say that you, Kala, REALLY scare me!
Kala: What?!!! Grrrr… *pulls out frying pan*
Raven: Rrrr… *pulls out knife*
Harry: Go to a commercial!! Please, for the love of Leena! Ahhhhh!!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Do miss Raven when you go to the beach? Then buy one of these Raven Towels! Towels with Raven designs on them! They come in four different ones!
Kala: But they're not as good as him in a bathing suit!
Fast Voice: Raven Towels! Towels come in four different designs! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Kala: We finally got rid of that annoying Harry!
Raven: Yeah, his body is being carried away now.
Kala: Aw, man, we're out of time!
Raven: Ok, fine. Bye everyone!
Kala: Bye!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*