I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!)
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's out host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Raven isn't here right now! But I am. And so is Lily. Wait, no, where'd she go?
Lily: Rrrr!! Who's the dumbbell that put these two as special guests?
Kala: Why? Let me see…What the?! Yeah, who is it?!
TNSUD: Why, what would be me, who else?
Lily: You?! Why I aught a… where's my bazooka!?!?
TNSUD: We had to take it off the show. It was too violent.
Lily: WHAT?!?!?! Too violent?! It's a late night show! No one's gonna give a #$%^ about the "violence"! I bet you don't even now what VIOLENCE is!!!
Kala: Then why don't you show him Lily?
Lily: Good idea!! Where's Raven's knife?!?
Kala: It's in his dressing room. I'll get it. *runs off, and a crash is heard* *comes back with a bloodstained knife* Here ya go!
Lily: Thanks… *grins evilly and runs to the booth where TNSUD is sitting*
TNSUD: Wait… get away! What are you going to do with that… AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kala: Shame. Now we'll have to get another one.
Raven: *comes huffing on stage* Where the @#$% is my knife!?!?!
Kala: Lily has it. She's killing TNSUD right now. Hold on.
Raven: Oh, ok. I kind of miss the old one…heh, too bad!
Kala: Oh, by the way Raven, check who the new guests are today.
Raven: Let me see. What the hell!? Why are they the special guests?
Kala: Oh well, we'll have to introduce them no matter what so, do you want to do the "honors"?
Raven(dully) : Yeah sure, whatever. Now introducing our special guests, Wandall and Jeff.
Wandall and Jeff: *walk out on screen expecting an applause*
Audience: *chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*
Jeff: Why didn't they applause for us? Waaahhhh…
Wandall: Where's that @#$%ing b****** Raven?! He deserves to die! He killed Rosso and Fiola!
Raven: *twitches* What did.... you...*twitches* just... call... me...?
Wandall: A @#$%ing b******!!!!
Raven: Ok, well, that was one, rude, two, uncalled for, and three...why am I standing here giving you reasons!?!?! *grabs knife and stabs Wandall* Die, die, die!!!!
Kala: Uh... I think NOW would be a good commercial time. Go. NOW!!!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Even if you don't know who Wandall and Jeff are, you can still bash them! How? By buying THIS product! *camera goes a on a frying pan*
Raven: Kala's Frying Pan! With actual dents from MY head! *smiles cheesy grin and gives thumbs up sign*
Fast Voice: Kala's Frying Pan! With actual dents from Raven's head! This is not Kala's actual frying pan and product may not have dents in it. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Raven Mugs!! Mugs with Raven head designs on them!
Kala: Everyone should buy these except for me! I wake up with him in my bed everyday! Whoops. Did I just say that?
Raven: Yes... *sweat drops*
Fast Voice: Raven Mugs! Mugs with designs of Raven's head on them! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Raven: They really should edit that commercial.
Lily: Don't look at me!! Kala ADDED that in!!
Kala: What?! *everyone looks at her*
Raven (dully): Never mind...anyway, let's interview our "special" guest, Jeff...
Ban (talking to Jeff): You were ACTUALLY able to read the words!?
Jeff: Yeah! It was sooo awesome!
Ban: Cool!
Raven: *whispers to Kala: "Watch this!"* Look, I think I hear dumbbells ringing!
Ban and Jeff: Someone call us!?
Raven: Yes. Jeff, LILY wants to show you something cool. Lily?
Lily: Oh SURE! C'mon Jeff, let me show this really cool thing...*the two walk off stage and a scream and a few loud gunshots are heard*
Kala: Ooo, that's gotta hurt!
Ban: Waaahhhh!!!! You killed my friend!
Lily: Oh, remorse, remorse!
Ban: Rrrr... I'll get you! *tries to chase after Lily but Kala whacks him on the head with the good ol' frying pan*
Kala: That'll keep you. But who are we going to interview now!?
Lily: I've got it! *grabs a phone and calls up *someone** Yeah, hello? Uh, can you come over to the "Late Nite With Raven" show? Of course Raven's gonna be there! If you don't like him, that you can go screw a Liger! Wait, that's not the case? You're ok with him? Ok, good. See ya.
Kala: Who was that?
Lily: *whispers to Kala who the person is*
Kala: WHAT?!?! Why did you invite HER over!?!? I can't STAND HER!!!
Lily: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Kala: Fine... she's here anyway...
Reise: Hello everyone! Hi Raven...*winks at him*
Raven (sheepishly): Hi. *blushes*
Kala: *sits in Raven's lap and slaps him* Raven! You still owe me a new bed! If you go back on your offer...
Raven: Don't worry, I didn't forget.
Reise: Hey! Raven, why is SHE here?
Kala: 'Cause I've gotten in bed with him more times than you have!! Ha ha! *sticks her tongue out at Reise*
Reise: How is that possible!?! I've gotten in bed with him more times that I can count!
Kala: *whispers something to Reise*
Reise: Oh, no, I never got there. The mattress is still pretty d-Mmmph!
Kala: *has her hand clamped over Reise's mouth* Now, now, I don't want THAT revealed to the audience.
Raven: Thank Zi... Hey, look at the time! We need more commercials!
Kala: But... but...
Raven: Quiet or no more you-know-what!
Kala: Fine... *sulks*
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: What's the thing you haven't wanted most in your entire life!?
Random Young Girls (including Fire Fox): Raven Porn!
Commercial Guy: What did you say?
RYG (IFF): RAVEN PORN!!!
Commercial Guy: That's right! And you can buy it for only 9.99 by calling 1800-*camera fuzzes*
Kala: *holding frying pan* As soon as I heard that a commercial for Raven Porn was being devised without me watching it, I got here was fast as I could. For a few reasons. One, I never saw it. Two, All the Raven Porn I know about includes me! And that's not a pretty picture. And three, Raven's all mine! NO one else can have him! NO ONE!! Bwahahahaha!!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
"The Third" SUD: Due to technical problems, we will not have another commercial. Instead, you will watch me sleep for the rest of the show! *falls asleep*
Kala: The show is almost over and that is not going to happen! End commercial!
--End Commercial--
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Raven: *is drooling over two beautiful women*
Kala: Raven!! *hits him with the frying pan*
Raven: Ouch! What?!
Kala: You better be drooling over me only!!
Raven: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Reise: I'm still better than you!
Kala: Says who?! Hey, TTSUD, who's better, me, or Reise?
TTSUD: Snore....Zzzz Zzzz.....
Lily: Can I kill him!? Pleeeeease?!
Kala: Let appear for a little more, then you can blow him up. Whoops! I'm afraid we're all out of time! See you next time!! Bye!!
Raven: *drool*
Reise: Wait! We're not done arguing yet! Nooooo....
Kala= Me ;D
Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's out host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Raven isn't here right now! But I am. And so is Lily. Wait, no, where'd she go?
Lily: Rrrr!! Who's the dumbbell that put these two as special guests?
Kala: Why? Let me see…What the?! Yeah, who is it?!
TNSUD: Why, what would be me, who else?
Lily: You?! Why I aught a… where's my bazooka!?!?
TNSUD: We had to take it off the show. It was too violent.
Lily: WHAT?!?!?! Too violent?! It's a late night show! No one's gonna give a #$%^ about the "violence"! I bet you don't even now what VIOLENCE is!!!
Kala: Then why don't you show him Lily?
Lily: Good idea!! Where's Raven's knife?!?
Kala: It's in his dressing room. I'll get it. *runs off, and a crash is heard* *comes back with a bloodstained knife* Here ya go!
Lily: Thanks… *grins evilly and runs to the booth where TNSUD is sitting*
TNSUD: Wait… get away! What are you going to do with that… AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kala: Shame. Now we'll have to get another one.
Raven: *comes huffing on stage* Where the @#$% is my knife!?!?!
Kala: Lily has it. She's killing TNSUD right now. Hold on.
Raven: Oh, ok. I kind of miss the old one…heh, too bad!
Kala: Oh, by the way Raven, check who the new guests are today.
Raven: Let me see. What the hell!? Why are they the special guests?
Kala: Oh well, we'll have to introduce them no matter what so, do you want to do the "honors"?
Raven(dully) : Yeah sure, whatever. Now introducing our special guests, Wandall and Jeff.
Wandall and Jeff: *walk out on screen expecting an applause*
Audience: *chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*
Jeff: Why didn't they applause for us? Waaahhhh…
Wandall: Where's that @#$%ing b****** Raven?! He deserves to die! He killed Rosso and Fiola!
Raven: *twitches* What did.... you...*twitches* just... call... me...?
Wandall: A @#$%ing b******!!!!
Raven: Ok, well, that was one, rude, two, uncalled for, and three...why am I standing here giving you reasons!?!?! *grabs knife and stabs Wandall* Die, die, die!!!!
Kala: Uh... I think NOW would be a good commercial time. Go. NOW!!!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Even if you don't know who Wandall and Jeff are, you can still bash them! How? By buying THIS product! *camera goes a on a frying pan*
Raven: Kala's Frying Pan! With actual dents from MY head! *smiles cheesy grin and gives thumbs up sign*
Fast Voice: Kala's Frying Pan! With actual dents from Raven's head! This is not Kala's actual frying pan and product may not have dents in it. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Raven Mugs!! Mugs with Raven head designs on them!
Kala: Everyone should buy these except for me! I wake up with him in my bed everyday! Whoops. Did I just say that?
Raven: Yes... *sweat drops*
Fast Voice: Raven Mugs! Mugs with designs of Raven's head on them! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial--
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Raven: They really should edit that commercial.
Lily: Don't look at me!! Kala ADDED that in!!
Kala: What?! *everyone looks at her*
Raven (dully): Never mind...anyway, let's interview our "special" guest, Jeff...
Ban (talking to Jeff): You were ACTUALLY able to read the words!?
Jeff: Yeah! It was sooo awesome!
Ban: Cool!
Raven: *whispers to Kala: "Watch this!"* Look, I think I hear dumbbells ringing!
Ban and Jeff: Someone call us!?
Raven: Yes. Jeff, LILY wants to show you something cool. Lily?
Lily: Oh SURE! C'mon Jeff, let me show this really cool thing...*the two walk off stage and a scream and a few loud gunshots are heard*
Kala: Ooo, that's gotta hurt!
Ban: Waaahhhh!!!! You killed my friend!
Lily: Oh, remorse, remorse!
Ban: Rrrr... I'll get you! *tries to chase after Lily but Kala whacks him on the head with the good ol' frying pan*
Kala: That'll keep you. But who are we going to interview now!?
Lily: I've got it! *grabs a phone and calls up *someone** Yeah, hello? Uh, can you come over to the "Late Nite With Raven" show? Of course Raven's gonna be there! If you don't like him, that you can go screw a Liger! Wait, that's not the case? You're ok with him? Ok, good. See ya.
Kala: Who was that?
Lily: *whispers to Kala who the person is*
Kala: WHAT?!?! Why did you invite HER over!?!? I can't STAND HER!!!
Lily: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Kala: Fine... she's here anyway...
Reise: Hello everyone! Hi Raven...*winks at him*
Raven (sheepishly): Hi. *blushes*
Kala: *sits in Raven's lap and slaps him* Raven! You still owe me a new bed! If you go back on your offer...
Raven: Don't worry, I didn't forget.
Reise: Hey! Raven, why is SHE here?
Kala: 'Cause I've gotten in bed with him more times than you have!! Ha ha! *sticks her tongue out at Reise*
Reise: How is that possible!?! I've gotten in bed with him more times that I can count!
Kala: *whispers something to Reise*
Reise: Oh, no, I never got there. The mattress is still pretty d-Mmmph!
Kala: *has her hand clamped over Reise's mouth* Now, now, I don't want THAT revealed to the audience.
Raven: Thank Zi... Hey, look at the time! We need more commercials!
Kala: But... but...
Raven: Quiet or no more you-know-what!
Kala: Fine... *sulks*
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: What's the thing you haven't wanted most in your entire life!?
Random Young Girls (including Fire Fox): Raven Porn!
Commercial Guy: What did you say?
RYG (IFF): RAVEN PORN!!!
Commercial Guy: That's right! And you can buy it for only 9.99 by calling 1800-*camera fuzzes*
Kala: *holding frying pan* As soon as I heard that a commercial for Raven Porn was being devised without me watching it, I got here was fast as I could. For a few reasons. One, I never saw it. Two, All the Raven Porn I know about includes me! And that's not a pretty picture. And three, Raven's all mine! NO one else can have him! NO ONE!! Bwahahahaha!!
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
"The Third" SUD: Due to technical problems, we will not have another commercial. Instead, you will watch me sleep for the rest of the show! *falls asleep*
Kala: The show is almost over and that is not going to happen! End commercial!
--End Commercial--
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Raven: *is drooling over two beautiful women*
Kala: Raven!! *hits him with the frying pan*
Raven: Ouch! What?!
Kala: You better be drooling over me only!!
Raven: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Reise: I'm still better than you!
Kala: Says who?! Hey, TTSUD, who's better, me, or Reise?
TTSUD: Snore....Zzzz Zzzz.....
Lily: Can I kill him!? Pleeeeease?!
Kala: Let appear for a little more, then you can blow him up. Whoops! I'm afraid we're all out of time! See you next time!! Bye!!
Raven: *drool*
Reise: Wait! We're not done arguing yet! Nooooo....