I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!)
Kala= Me ;D Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Hello! And welcome to the show. I know I'm not Raven but this should be good enough right? Sorry if it has been long, our sponsors wanted an explanation for all the money they were getting. Yes, we have dumb sponsors. But anyway, I wanted to tell you about our new theme song. It's really cool! *Raven walks out*
Raven: What's cool?
Kala: The new theme song, stupid. How many times do I have to explain?
Raven: You've only explained once.
Kala: Oh. Well anyway, here's our new theme song!!
Music Thing Above The Stage: I love you... you love me... we're a happy-
Raven: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Stop the horror! *music stops* Phew. I guess they got the song wrong. Let's try again.
MTATS: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Elmo's Song!
Kala: Lily! It's your favorite song!
Lily: *appears out of nowhere and starts singing along* Whee!!!
Raven: Stop it!!!! Where's our theme song???!!! I'm giving that guy one more chance.....
Kala: Hit it!
MTATS: I'm blue, da-ba-bee, da-ba-dye, da-ba-
Raven: Grrrr!!! Someone get the lights on the guy who's working that! *lights go on MTATS and inside is Ban doing the electric slide*
Raven: Ban!!! You idiot! What are you doing up there?
Ban: *turns off music* The electric slide.
Raven *gets a sweat drop* No, you imbecile, I mean, how did you get up there?
Ban: ... Well, the door was open so I walked right in!
Kala: And who left the door open?
Ban: *shrugs*
Kala: I bet I know who. Lily, get out your bazooka.
Lily: All right!!! It's time for some hunting! Where's the SUD? Huh, huh, huh? Where is he? I'll kill him, yeah, yeah, yeah... kill the SUD yeah, yeah.
Kala: *listens for snoring sound* It's coming from... Announcer's office!
Announcer: Ahh!! Don't look at me! Look at him! Picks up TTSUD and throws him out of the office, and TTSUD lands on the ground with a thud.
Thud: Thud.
Lily: Prepare to die!!!
TTSUD: Zzzz... yeah, yeah, yeah...
Lily: *aims bazooka on TTSUD and fires* Die, die, die!!! Muahahahahaha!
Kala: *grabs the body of the holey SUD and drags it off* Go to a commercial...
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Introducing, Raven Cheese Sticks! Approved by Raven's mommy!
Raven's Mommy: Hello. I'm Raven's Mommy. Well, actually his adopted mommy but that's not the point. Every morning I make Raven have one of these cheese sticks. They're full of protein to help you get away from the cops. Hello, you little baby coppers. They're also packed with calcium to make you run FASTA!! Here, Raven sweetie, have one. *gives one to Raven*
Raven: *takes it and eats it* *queasy face* Mmm... delicious... Blughh!
Fast Voice: Raven Cheese Sticks! Approved by Raven's Mommy! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Even if you're 31, birthday parties are still fun! That's why, by calling 1800-Call-Me you can have Raven come to your house! See for yourself!
Guy In Cheap Raven Costume: Hi kids... I'm Raven! Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! Umm... what was it... oh yeah... Darkness!
Shadow: Rgghg... (It's Shadow you nutcase.)
Fast Voice: Call 1800-Call-Me, to get Raven to come to your house for a surprise party! $600 in Shipping and Handling. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Kala Welcome back! As you see we haven't even introduced the special guest yet, so, that's what we'll do right now! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our special guest, Joe!
Joe: Hi everyone! Have you seen my puppy, Blue?
Audience: *points to Kala*
Kala: No!!! She's mine!! All mine!! Bwahahahaha!!
Joe: Fine. Let's get on with the questions, shall we?
Kala: Ok. Joe, have you not wanted to work with Blue?
Joe: Oh, she can be a "female dog" sometimes, but that's about it.
Kala: Yes, and have you ever been jet propelled through a wall while a whole studio audience watches before?
Joe: No.
Kala: Well you have now! *pushes button and Joe's chair flings him through the air through the set wall* Ouch. Blue, that was a great idea.
Blue: Bow-bow!
Raven: Hey wait a minute! How come you get the dog! I want one too!
Kala: Hey! Raven you're genius! Li-
Raven: I know.
Kala: Well, anyway, Lily, you get Periwinkle and Raven can have.. um... Magenta.
Lily: Yay!! I got the kitty! I got the kitty! I got the kitty!!
Raven: Well, at least it wasn't a shovel or a saltshaker.
Magenta: Grrrr... Rrrarrg!!! *mauls Raven while Lily is dancing around snuggling Periwinkle*
Raven: Ahhh!! Get this monster off me!! *rips Magenta off his head and gives her to Kala* Take this thing!!
Kala: *gives it to Announcer* Here, you have her.
Announcer: Aww... look at the baby puppy... Aggg!!
Lily: I wish Bk(black)Gatomon could see Periwinkle.
BkGatomon: *appears out of nowhere* Here I am!!
Raven: Hello... hey, wait a second... I know you!!! You're the one who nearly killed my face!!
BkGatomon: And I'd do it again if I had the chance! Hey wait... I do! Die!!! *attacks Raven*
Kala: Whoa... I didn't know Bk, could pounce like that...
Lily: While animals are mauling Raven, we'll go to this commercial!!
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Have you always wanted Raven to hang by a hook in your house? Well too bad! You can't! But you can come close to it with this picture of Raven!!
Raven: *staring at the picture* Am I really that fat?
Kala: No.
Raven: Really?
Kala: *nods*
Raven: Oh. Ok.
Kala: *falls anime style*
Fast Voice: The Picture of Raven is available for $19.99! $900.99 Shipping and Handling. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Hello all you Ban bashers!! If you immensely hate Ban, here's something for you! The Ban Basher 9000! It creates a life size living replica of Ban, that won't care if you kill him! Because he'll just go back into the Ban Basher and be recreated!
Raven: Finally I get to practice my killing skills with these dummies!
Fast Voice: The Ban Basher 9000 costs 7.99 plus 1.99 in Shipping and Handling. Ban replicas may already be killed and this product has a 1-day warranty. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Kala: Welcome back! Now that Bk is under control, I'm afraid I'm going to have to announce the horrid... announcement thingy... We are all out of time tonight!! Bye!!
Raven: ... Waaahhhh!!
Lily: Shut up Raven. See ya!!
Raven: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Lily: Yes.
Kala= Me ;D Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Hello! And welcome to the show. I know I'm not Raven but this should be good enough right? Sorry if it has been long, our sponsors wanted an explanation for all the money they were getting. Yes, we have dumb sponsors. But anyway, I wanted to tell you about our new theme song. It's really cool! *Raven walks out*
Raven: What's cool?
Kala: The new theme song, stupid. How many times do I have to explain?
Raven: You've only explained once.
Kala: Oh. Well anyway, here's our new theme song!!
Music Thing Above The Stage: I love you... you love me... we're a happy-
Raven: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Stop the horror! *music stops* Phew. I guess they got the song wrong. Let's try again.
MTATS: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Elmo's Song!
Kala: Lily! It's your favorite song!
Lily: *appears out of nowhere and starts singing along* Whee!!!
Raven: Stop it!!!! Where's our theme song???!!! I'm giving that guy one more chance.....
Kala: Hit it!
MTATS: I'm blue, da-ba-bee, da-ba-dye, da-ba-
Raven: Grrrr!!! Someone get the lights on the guy who's working that! *lights go on MTATS and inside is Ban doing the electric slide*
Raven: Ban!!! You idiot! What are you doing up there?
Ban: *turns off music* The electric slide.
Raven *gets a sweat drop* No, you imbecile, I mean, how did you get up there?
Ban: ... Well, the door was open so I walked right in!
Kala: And who left the door open?
Ban: *shrugs*
Kala: I bet I know who. Lily, get out your bazooka.
Lily: All right!!! It's time for some hunting! Where's the SUD? Huh, huh, huh? Where is he? I'll kill him, yeah, yeah, yeah... kill the SUD yeah, yeah.
Kala: *listens for snoring sound* It's coming from... Announcer's office!
Announcer: Ahh!! Don't look at me! Look at him! Picks up TTSUD and throws him out of the office, and TTSUD lands on the ground with a thud.
Thud: Thud.
Lily: Prepare to die!!!
TTSUD: Zzzz... yeah, yeah, yeah...
Lily: *aims bazooka on TTSUD and fires* Die, die, die!!! Muahahahahaha!
Kala: *grabs the body of the holey SUD and drags it off* Go to a commercial...
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Introducing, Raven Cheese Sticks! Approved by Raven's mommy!
Raven's Mommy: Hello. I'm Raven's Mommy. Well, actually his adopted mommy but that's not the point. Every morning I make Raven have one of these cheese sticks. They're full of protein to help you get away from the cops. Hello, you little baby coppers. They're also packed with calcium to make you run FASTA!! Here, Raven sweetie, have one. *gives one to Raven*
Raven: *takes it and eats it* *queasy face* Mmm... delicious... Blughh!
Fast Voice: Raven Cheese Sticks! Approved by Raven's Mommy! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Even if you're 31, birthday parties are still fun! That's why, by calling 1800-Call-Me you can have Raven come to your house! See for yourself!
Guy In Cheap Raven Costume: Hi kids... I'm Raven! Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! Umm... what was it... oh yeah... Darkness!
Shadow: Rgghg... (It's Shadow you nutcase.)
Fast Voice: Call 1800-Call-Me, to get Raven to come to your house for a surprise party! $600 in Shipping and Handling. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Kala Welcome back! As you see we haven't even introduced the special guest yet, so, that's what we'll do right now! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our special guest, Joe!
Joe: Hi everyone! Have you seen my puppy, Blue?
Audience: *points to Kala*
Kala: No!!! She's mine!! All mine!! Bwahahahaha!!
Joe: Fine. Let's get on with the questions, shall we?
Kala: Ok. Joe, have you not wanted to work with Blue?
Joe: Oh, she can be a "female dog" sometimes, but that's about it.
Kala: Yes, and have you ever been jet propelled through a wall while a whole studio audience watches before?
Joe: No.
Kala: Well you have now! *pushes button and Joe's chair flings him through the air through the set wall* Ouch. Blue, that was a great idea.
Blue: Bow-bow!
Raven: Hey wait a minute! How come you get the dog! I want one too!
Kala: Hey! Raven you're genius! Li-
Raven: I know.
Kala: Well, anyway, Lily, you get Periwinkle and Raven can have.. um... Magenta.
Lily: Yay!! I got the kitty! I got the kitty! I got the kitty!!
Raven: Well, at least it wasn't a shovel or a saltshaker.
Magenta: Grrrr... Rrrarrg!!! *mauls Raven while Lily is dancing around snuggling Periwinkle*
Raven: Ahhh!! Get this monster off me!! *rips Magenta off his head and gives her to Kala* Take this thing!!
Kala: *gives it to Announcer* Here, you have her.
Announcer: Aww... look at the baby puppy... Aggg!!
Lily: I wish Bk(black)Gatomon could see Periwinkle.
BkGatomon: *appears out of nowhere* Here I am!!
Raven: Hello... hey, wait a second... I know you!!! You're the one who nearly killed my face!!
BkGatomon: And I'd do it again if I had the chance! Hey wait... I do! Die!!! *attacks Raven*
Kala: Whoa... I didn't know Bk, could pounce like that...
Lily: While animals are mauling Raven, we'll go to this commercial!!
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Have you always wanted Raven to hang by a hook in your house? Well too bad! You can't! But you can come close to it with this picture of Raven!!
Raven: *staring at the picture* Am I really that fat?
Kala: No.
Raven: Really?
Kala: *nods*
Raven: Oh. Ok.
Kala: *falls anime style*
Fast Voice: The Picture of Raven is available for $19.99! $900.99 Shipping and Handling. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Hello all you Ban bashers!! If you immensely hate Ban, here's something for you! The Ban Basher 9000! It creates a life size living replica of Ban, that won't care if you kill him! Because he'll just go back into the Ban Basher and be recreated!
Raven: Finally I get to practice my killing skills with these dummies!
Fast Voice: The Ban Basher 9000 costs 7.99 plus 1.99 in Shipping and Handling. Ban replicas may already be killed and this product has a 1-day warranty. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Kala: Welcome back! Now that Bk is under control, I'm afraid I'm going to have to announce the horrid... announcement thingy... We are all out of time tonight!! Bye!!
Raven: ... Waaahhhh!!
Lily: Shut up Raven. See ya!!
Raven: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Lily: Yes.