I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!) I also don't own the "tap dance song" or "Kung Fu
Fighting".
Kala= Me ;D Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Hello, and Merry Christmas! Boy, it's been so long... aren't you happy it's Christmas Raven?
Raven: No. I hate Christmas.
Kala: Oh, c'mon Raven... don't you like all the presents, and the laughing children...?
Raven: I hate children.
Kala: Oh.. well that's too bad! Well, today ladies and gentlemen, it's a Christmas special so Lily and I put together a talent show that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas!
Raven: Where's the point in that?
Kala: *blank look* Shutup. Anyway... Lily should be around here somewhere...
Lily: Hi Kala! Hi Raven!
Kala: Hey! What'd you get for Christmas?
Lily: Oh, you know... the regular card from my parents... what did Raven give you?
Kala: Well... um...he gave me... well... it begins with "s" and...yeah.
Lily: Oh... yeah. Raven? Are you feeling okay?
Raven: ...
Kala: Raven? Helloo? RAVEN!? *whacks him with a frying pan*
Raven: What?
Kala: What's the matter?
Raven: How come you didn't get ME anything?
Kala: Jesus... Raven... ug... never mind. Why don't you introduce our guests that have come for the talent show?
Raven: Okay. Our first guest tried to kill me and Shadow, caused massive destruction, and has too much ambition! Hiltz! *Hiltz walks in*
Lily: Hi! What are you doing for the talent show?
Hiltz: Well I'm going to show you how to make a perfect mass destruction plan!
Kala: Well, that sounds interesting! Just don't try anything around my Raven.
Hiltz: O...kay... by the way Raven... what happened with Reise?
Raven: Uh.. *whistles and looks around innocently*
Kala: Grrrr... I HATE that woman! She's disgusting!
Raven: Uh, Kala, if I may...
Kala: No, you may NOT! Now, nobody talk about her... EVER!
Raven: *nods* Hiltz, sit down and wait for our next guest.
Kala: Speaking of our next guest...does anyone want to introduce him?
Ban: Ooo! I do! I do!
Kala: Ban... you ARE the next guest...it's commercial time anyway...
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Everyone knows that Raven is best!
Raven Fan Girls(including Fire Fox): *nod*
Commercial Guy: Well, now you don't have to experience the rest! With this special Raven Remote, you'll be able to set your TV to the proper setting, making it only show Raven episodes!
RFG(IFF): Yay! *grab remote from Commercial Guy*
Commercial Guy: Hey... that's mine!
Fast Voice: The Raven Remote costs $800 plus and extra 3 payments of $99.99 for Shipping and Handling. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back. --End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial- Commercial Guy: Sure, Raven's great. *shows picture of Raven* And Vegeta's cool. *shows picture of Vegeta* But what you need is Hiltz! *shows picture of Hiltz*
Hiltz: I have a ten-year warranty and I'm bound to you for that time! *cheesy smile*
Raven*extremely dull*: He's better than me.
Kala: Don't say that! *whacks Commercial Guy* What kind of depressing business are you running here? *chases after him with frying pan*
Fast Voice: Hiltz cannot be sold due to the recent no-slavery law. This commercial is completely pointless. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Kala: How exciting. Yes, Ban was our next guest and he's going to a do a tap dance number... but anyway! Our final guest is a girl from around the galaxy. She majors in kung fu and she's going to show us some today! Presenting... Laura Laroo!
Laura: Thank you, thank you.
Raven : *laughs* Her? She looks like a sissy!
Laura: That's SENSAI to you! *kicks Raven in the you-know-what*
Kala: Careful Raven, she's dangerous!
Raven: I found that out... *falls over*
Kala: *picks him up and sits him down in chair* Poor baby...
Laura: I don't understand how you can stand to be near that man for more that two minutes.
Kala: He's my boyfriend. *sticks tongue out at Laura*
Lily: Uh... anyway! Hiltz... maybe you can get started!
Hiltz: But of course. *takes out a huge blue print* First you have to make a plan. Then, you have to carry out the plan, making sure of all the risks. Then you have look back on the plan, like a math problem... checking your mistakes...*goes on for an hour about an interesting way to take over a small city and destroy a large one* And that's how you do mass destruction. I made this up in two minutes. *smiles and sits down*
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Thank you very much Hiltz! Now, it's time for Ban. Ban, why don't you get up here?
Ban: Okay! *comes out in a tuxedo and a top hat along with a tap dance stick* I'm doing a tap dance routine and then I'm going to sing.
Raven: Oh, great...
Ban: Go magic feet! ?*his feet start to move and he does an impressive tap dance routine, and then music comes on* Can you say HEY?
Audience: *chirp*chirp*
Ban: Can you say HO?
Audience *chirp*chirp*
Ban: Just checking... I'll finish the song now... And I want all the fish sticks in the wooorrld! Just for me! I eat them while watching TV...Yeah! *music ends*
Kala: * is sleeping on Raven's lap* Huh... what? It's over? Thank you Ban! It was... uh.. enjoyable...?
Raven: *is still awake* Man... where did you learn how to do that?
Ban: Huh?
Raven: I mean... uh... that was so boring!
Kala: Niice. It's commercial time anyway, so let's go to a commercial and then we'll be back with our last guest!
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: The holidays are here! Still don't have that perfect gift? Well, head on down to Strawbridges with your 20% off coupon and buy any Raven-related item for 20% off!
Raven: I love my Raven doll! *hugs doll*
Scrooge: 20% off coupons? Bah, Humbug!
Fast Voice: All Raven related items are marked-up so your coupon will not do anything. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your insatisfaction or your money back. --End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Everyone one knows Kala loves Raven!
Fire Fox: I do too!
Commercial Guy: Well, now you can with this Raven-o-gram! The Raven-o-gram is a device that creates a solid hologram of Raven! Great for parties!
Fire Fox: *hugs the Raven hologram*
Fast Voice: Raven-o-gram cost $3000 plus $8.46 Shipping and Handling. The product was made by Raven and Co. Corp and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Raven: We're back! Now we're going to have Laura sing the song "Kung Fu Fighting" and do kung fu to it.
Laura: *comes out in a slinky green dress*
Raven: Whooo hoo! *Kala hits him with the frying pan* Ow!
Laura: *gets into a kung fu stance and music starts* Hi-ya! *whips off dress and a kung fu uniform is underneath* Everybody likes kung fu fighting! Ya! *knocks over set piece* Those feet as fast as lightning! Ha! *kicks Raven in the head* Everything's a little bit frightening! Ho! *kicks over table* Everybody likes kung fu fighting! sings song and keeps knocking over random set pieces and kicking Raven in the head until music ends* Thank you.
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Thank you! That was very nice! Right Raven? Uh... Raven?
Raven: Uhhhgg...*wipes blood off nose* I'm okay...
Kala: Good! Now... I'm sorry, but there was originally only going to be one guest today, and that's Hiltz. So everyone else can leave.
Ban: Even me?
Kala: Yes Ban, I'm afraid so.
Ban: Aww....*leaves*
Hiltz: *sits down in Ban's spot* Now... are you going to interview me or something?
Raven: Yes.
Hiltz: Okay...
Kala: Hiltz, what do you think of your job? You know, having to take over the world and all?
Raven: Well, I think he should butt out and let ME do it!
Kala: I didn't ask you.
Hiltz: I actually enjoy it. The Death Stinger failed... but I had to come here before my final attempt and tell everyone about it. And why did you say I have too much ambition? I don't!
Raven: Yes you do! You ALWAYS want to take over things, and destroy stuff!
Hiltz: So do you!
Raven: True.. but I'm not as bad as you!
Hiltz: Yeah, I guess you're right... *sigh*
Kala: Sorry, Hiltz, but our people are saying we're all out of time. See ya everyone! Merry Christmas! *kicks Raven*
Raven: Ow! Merry Christmas...
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Author's note: Sorry that took me so long, I was busy with other stuff.
Kala= Me ;D Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Hello, and Merry Christmas! Boy, it's been so long... aren't you happy it's Christmas Raven?
Raven: No. I hate Christmas.
Kala: Oh, c'mon Raven... don't you like all the presents, and the laughing children...?
Raven: I hate children.
Kala: Oh.. well that's too bad! Well, today ladies and gentlemen, it's a Christmas special so Lily and I put together a talent show that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas!
Raven: Where's the point in that?
Kala: *blank look* Shutup. Anyway... Lily should be around here somewhere...
Lily: Hi Kala! Hi Raven!
Kala: Hey! What'd you get for Christmas?
Lily: Oh, you know... the regular card from my parents... what did Raven give you?
Kala: Well... um...he gave me... well... it begins with "s" and...yeah.
Lily: Oh... yeah. Raven? Are you feeling okay?
Raven: ...
Kala: Raven? Helloo? RAVEN!? *whacks him with a frying pan*
Raven: What?
Kala: What's the matter?
Raven: How come you didn't get ME anything?
Kala: Jesus... Raven... ug... never mind. Why don't you introduce our guests that have come for the talent show?
Raven: Okay. Our first guest tried to kill me and Shadow, caused massive destruction, and has too much ambition! Hiltz! *Hiltz walks in*
Lily: Hi! What are you doing for the talent show?
Hiltz: Well I'm going to show you how to make a perfect mass destruction plan!
Kala: Well, that sounds interesting! Just don't try anything around my Raven.
Hiltz: O...kay... by the way Raven... what happened with Reise?
Raven: Uh.. *whistles and looks around innocently*
Kala: Grrrr... I HATE that woman! She's disgusting!
Raven: Uh, Kala, if I may...
Kala: No, you may NOT! Now, nobody talk about her... EVER!
Raven: *nods* Hiltz, sit down and wait for our next guest.
Kala: Speaking of our next guest...does anyone want to introduce him?
Ban: Ooo! I do! I do!
Kala: Ban... you ARE the next guest...it's commercial time anyway...
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Everyone knows that Raven is best!
Raven Fan Girls(including Fire Fox): *nod*
Commercial Guy: Well, now you don't have to experience the rest! With this special Raven Remote, you'll be able to set your TV to the proper setting, making it only show Raven episodes!
RFG(IFF): Yay! *grab remote from Commercial Guy*
Commercial Guy: Hey... that's mine!
Fast Voice: The Raven Remote costs $800 plus and extra 3 payments of $99.99 for Shipping and Handling. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back. --End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial- Commercial Guy: Sure, Raven's great. *shows picture of Raven* And Vegeta's cool. *shows picture of Vegeta* But what you need is Hiltz! *shows picture of Hiltz*
Hiltz: I have a ten-year warranty and I'm bound to you for that time! *cheesy smile*
Raven*extremely dull*: He's better than me.
Kala: Don't say that! *whacks Commercial Guy* What kind of depressing business are you running here? *chases after him with frying pan*
Fast Voice: Hiltz cannot be sold due to the recent no-slavery law. This commercial is completely pointless. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Kala: How exciting. Yes, Ban was our next guest and he's going to a do a tap dance number... but anyway! Our final guest is a girl from around the galaxy. She majors in kung fu and she's going to show us some today! Presenting... Laura Laroo!
Laura: Thank you, thank you.
Raven : *laughs* Her? She looks like a sissy!
Laura: That's SENSAI to you! *kicks Raven in the you-know-what*
Kala: Careful Raven, she's dangerous!
Raven: I found that out... *falls over*
Kala: *picks him up and sits him down in chair* Poor baby...
Laura: I don't understand how you can stand to be near that man for more that two minutes.
Kala: He's my boyfriend. *sticks tongue out at Laura*
Lily: Uh... anyway! Hiltz... maybe you can get started!
Hiltz: But of course. *takes out a huge blue print* First you have to make a plan. Then, you have to carry out the plan, making sure of all the risks. Then you have look back on the plan, like a math problem... checking your mistakes...*goes on for an hour about an interesting way to take over a small city and destroy a large one* And that's how you do mass destruction. I made this up in two minutes. *smiles and sits down*
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Thank you very much Hiltz! Now, it's time for Ban. Ban, why don't you get up here?
Ban: Okay! *comes out in a tuxedo and a top hat along with a tap dance stick* I'm doing a tap dance routine and then I'm going to sing.
Raven: Oh, great...
Ban: Go magic feet! ?*his feet start to move and he does an impressive tap dance routine, and then music comes on* Can you say HEY?
Audience: *chirp*chirp*
Ban: Can you say HO?
Audience *chirp*chirp*
Ban: Just checking... I'll finish the song now... And I want all the fish sticks in the wooorrld! Just for me! I eat them while watching TV...Yeah! *music ends*
Kala: * is sleeping on Raven's lap* Huh... what? It's over? Thank you Ban! It was... uh.. enjoyable...?
Raven: *is still awake* Man... where did you learn how to do that?
Ban: Huh?
Raven: I mean... uh... that was so boring!
Kala: Niice. It's commercial time anyway, so let's go to a commercial and then we'll be back with our last guest!
-------------------------------------------- --Start Commercial-- Commercial Guy: The holidays are here! Still don't have that perfect gift? Well, head on down to Strawbridges with your 20% off coupon and buy any Raven-related item for 20% off!
Raven: I love my Raven doll! *hugs doll*
Scrooge: 20% off coupons? Bah, Humbug!
Fast Voice: All Raven related items are marked-up so your coupon will not do anything. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your insatisfaction or your money back. --End Commercial-- --Start Another Commercial-- Commercial Guy: Everyone one knows Kala loves Raven!
Fire Fox: I do too!
Commercial Guy: Well, now you can with this Raven-o-gram! The Raven-o-gram is a device that creates a solid hologram of Raven! Great for parties!
Fire Fox: *hugs the Raven hologram*
Fast Voice: Raven-o-gram cost $3000 plus $8.46 Shipping and Handling. The product was made by Raven and Co. Corp and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial-- ---------------------------------------
Raven: We're back! Now we're going to have Laura sing the song "Kung Fu Fighting" and do kung fu to it.
Laura: *comes out in a slinky green dress*
Raven: Whooo hoo! *Kala hits him with the frying pan* Ow!
Laura: *gets into a kung fu stance and music starts* Hi-ya! *whips off dress and a kung fu uniform is underneath* Everybody likes kung fu fighting! Ya! *knocks over set piece* Those feet as fast as lightning! Ha! *kicks Raven in the head* Everything's a little bit frightening! Ho! *kicks over table* Everybody likes kung fu fighting! sings song and keeps knocking over random set pieces and kicking Raven in the head until music ends* Thank you.
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Kala: Thank you! That was very nice! Right Raven? Uh... Raven?
Raven: Uhhhgg...*wipes blood off nose* I'm okay...
Kala: Good! Now... I'm sorry, but there was originally only going to be one guest today, and that's Hiltz. So everyone else can leave.
Ban: Even me?
Kala: Yes Ban, I'm afraid so.
Ban: Aww....*leaves*
Hiltz: *sits down in Ban's spot* Now... are you going to interview me or something?
Raven: Yes.
Hiltz: Okay...
Kala: Hiltz, what do you think of your job? You know, having to take over the world and all?
Raven: Well, I think he should butt out and let ME do it!
Kala: I didn't ask you.
Hiltz: I actually enjoy it. The Death Stinger failed... but I had to come here before my final attempt and tell everyone about it. And why did you say I have too much ambition? I don't!
Raven: Yes you do! You ALWAYS want to take over things, and destroy stuff!
Hiltz: So do you!
Raven: True.. but I'm not as bad as you!
Hiltz: Yeah, I guess you're right... *sigh*
Kala: Sorry, Hiltz, but our people are saying we're all out of time. See ya everyone! Merry Christmas! *kicks Raven*
Raven: Ow! Merry Christmas...
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Author's note: Sorry that took me so long, I was busy with other stuff.