I don't own Zoids! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend.
^_^ (I own Kala!!) I also don't own Fire Fox. I think she owns herself or
something.
Kala= Me ;D Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: It's been long... too long...
Kala: Well, Raven, it was YOUR idea to stop the show for a while so we could have s-
Raven: Quiet! THAT'S not important... plus it's also very personal. What IS important is our guest today.
Kala: That might be... who?
Raven: It MIGHT be Barry Boswick. But it's not. Our guest today is none other than the infamous Fire Fox!
Kala: ... Infamous?
Lily: *appears out of nowhere* Well, they always use that word to make someone look good.
Kala: But... how do you know she's infamous?
Raven: She steals chicken, stole Shadow... and other various things involving money, chicken, and me.
Kala: Oh... then why is she our guest?
Raven: BECAUSE WE WANTED HER TO BE!
Kala: What do you mean, we?
Lily: ... You mean you don't remember when you agreed last night? Raven said you did.
Kala: *looks over at Raven* So THAT'S why my milk tasted like beer... Raven, did you spike my milk?
Raven: Where would you get a stupid idea like that?
Kala: ... Anyways. Let's bring her out. Fire Fox!
*a giant fox made of fire jumps down onto stage*
Raven: We needed your HUMAN form...
*the fox looks at Raven and immediately changes into a human girl*
Fire Fox: Ohmygosh! Raven! Hi! *glomps Raven*
Raven: Could you get off of me... please?
Kala: *looks angry* Yes. PLEASE DO.
Fire Fox: Sorry... Anyways, I'm so glad to be here as your guest... Raven, are you SURE that Kala won't kill me?
Raven: Yeah, unless she likes being without something...
Kala: Raven! You little... fine. I won't kill her... *crosses arms*
Lily: Well... anyways... on that happy note! Here's a commercial!
Kala: Stop taking my lines!
Lily: Nah!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Fire Fox knows chicken. So why not buy some of her homemade chicken! Grown with all the best steroids to ensure that you have a great meal!
Fire Fox: Help me... they're holding me hostage so I can do this commercial and give them more money...
Raven: Do it. Or I'll kill Fetch.
Fire Fox: Not Fetch! Fine. *dully* My chickens are the best. Please buy them. HELP ME!!
Fast Voice: Chickens are not actually homemade. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial-
Commercial Guy: The Raven CD! With 40 songs all about Raven!
Really Ugly Guy With A Wart On His Nose: *dully* Raven... Raven... he's the best. He can even help you take a test.
Commercial Guy: And that's just ONE great song included on this one CD!
Fast Voice: The Raven CD! This product costs $400 plus $4.00 Shipping and Handling. This product may cause momentary deafness. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
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Raven: Who the hell recorded that CD?
Kala: It was Prozen's uncle or something.
Raven: I didn't even know Prozen HAD an uncle...
Kala: Yes, well, anywho. Fire Fox is with us today, and she is a rather dedicated Raven fan, is that right?
Fire Fox: Darn right I am! Shadow's still at my house being held as a hostage.
Raven: I want him back!
Fire Fox: You'll never get him unless you go over there yourself!
Raven: ... You got coffee?
Fire Fox: Anything that your dark, evil heart desires.
Raven: Cool. I'm going over later.
Kala: *falls over anime style* Okay. can we get on with the interviewing now?
Fire Fox: And I got chicken over there too.
Kala: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN!!
Fire Fox: Don't insult the chicken!!
Kala: I can insult whatever I damn well want to!
Fire Fox: Bring it on!
Kala: Oh, yeah!? *the two start fighting*
Raven: Woo! Catfight! Now all we need is bikinis...
*suddenly a crash is heard as Fire Fox changes into the giant fox made of fire*
Fire Fox: I SAID, DON'T INSULT THE CHICKEN!!!
Kala: *scared* Yes ma'am.
Fire Fox: *changes back into her human form* Good. Now, you people were saying something about interviewing?
Lily: I'll take Kala's place... she needs a time out.
Kala: But... but...
Lily: NOW, KALA!!
Kala: Fine. *walks off into a corner*
Lily: *claps* Good. Now, we're missing one more thing... where is it?
Ban: Missing me?
Lily: No, not you! But... fine... whatever. Now, Fire Fox, what is your opinion of Raven?
Fire Fox: Did someone hit you on the head with a rock?!
Lily: No, I'm reading this question cards.
Fire Fox: Oh. Hey, look! Now it says, "Introduce Commercial"!
Lily: Okay, I will. Commercial time!
Kala: My line... *bangs her head against the wall* --------------------------------------------
--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Gimme an R!
Kala: R!
Commercial Guy: I don't feel like going through the whole word, but if I did, what would it spell?
Fire Fox: Raven!
Commercial Guy: What's that?
Lily: Raven!
Commercial Guy: What's that?
Kala: RAVEN!
Commercial Guy: Huh?
Raven : My NAME, GODAMMIT!
Commercial Guy: Oh. Well, anyway, if you want to learn how to do random cheers about Raven, buy this video! The Raven Cheer Video!!
Fast Voice: The Raven Cheer Video costs $39.99 Shipping and Handling. There is no real price. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Do you hate Ban? Really hate him? Do you hate him so bad you want to bash his head until he cries for his dead mommy? Well, we don't care! What we do care about is your money! If you buy Ban right now, you can send him back to us and we'll pay you absolutely nothing!
Lily: This commercial is completely pointless, you know.
Raven: SHUT UP!
Fast Voice: Ban costs 4 million dollars plus $5.00 Shipping and Handling. This commercial is so dumb, I don't even know why we're advertising it. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
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Kala: My time out is over! And so is our time together! Sorry we didn't get to interview you Fire Fox.
Fire Fox: That's okay. I'll tell you all about me then. I'm in love with Raven, I like chicken, money, and Shadow. I hate Reise... *goes on about herself since the authoress know nothing about her otherwise*
Kala: Darn it! My plan... it has failed...
Fire Fox: You want to come with me and Raven for coffee at my house?
Kala: Sure. That's all for today folks! Thank you!
Lily: Wait for me!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Author's Note: Sorry Fire Fox, if I made you seem stupid, dumb, or something that you didn't like in anyway.
Kala= Me ;D Lily= my friend
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows, LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And, here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Raven: It's been long... too long...
Kala: Well, Raven, it was YOUR idea to stop the show for a while so we could have s-
Raven: Quiet! THAT'S not important... plus it's also very personal. What IS important is our guest today.
Kala: That might be... who?
Raven: It MIGHT be Barry Boswick. But it's not. Our guest today is none other than the infamous Fire Fox!
Kala: ... Infamous?
Lily: *appears out of nowhere* Well, they always use that word to make someone look good.
Kala: But... how do you know she's infamous?
Raven: She steals chicken, stole Shadow... and other various things involving money, chicken, and me.
Kala: Oh... then why is she our guest?
Raven: BECAUSE WE WANTED HER TO BE!
Kala: What do you mean, we?
Lily: ... You mean you don't remember when you agreed last night? Raven said you did.
Kala: *looks over at Raven* So THAT'S why my milk tasted like beer... Raven, did you spike my milk?
Raven: Where would you get a stupid idea like that?
Kala: ... Anyways. Let's bring her out. Fire Fox!
*a giant fox made of fire jumps down onto stage*
Raven: We needed your HUMAN form...
*the fox looks at Raven and immediately changes into a human girl*
Fire Fox: Ohmygosh! Raven! Hi! *glomps Raven*
Raven: Could you get off of me... please?
Kala: *looks angry* Yes. PLEASE DO.
Fire Fox: Sorry... Anyways, I'm so glad to be here as your guest... Raven, are you SURE that Kala won't kill me?
Raven: Yeah, unless she likes being without something...
Kala: Raven! You little... fine. I won't kill her... *crosses arms*
Lily: Well... anyways... on that happy note! Here's a commercial!
Kala: Stop taking my lines!
Lily: Nah!
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--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Fire Fox knows chicken. So why not buy some of her homemade chicken! Grown with all the best steroids to ensure that you have a great meal!
Fire Fox: Help me... they're holding me hostage so I can do this commercial and give them more money...
Raven: Do it. Or I'll kill Fetch.
Fire Fox: Not Fetch! Fine. *dully* My chickens are the best. Please buy them. HELP ME!!
Fast Voice: Chickens are not actually homemade. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial-
Commercial Guy: The Raven CD! With 40 songs all about Raven!
Really Ugly Guy With A Wart On His Nose: *dully* Raven... Raven... he's the best. He can even help you take a test.
Commercial Guy: And that's just ONE great song included on this one CD!
Fast Voice: The Raven CD! This product costs $400 plus $4.00 Shipping and Handling. This product may cause momentary deafness. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
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Raven: Who the hell recorded that CD?
Kala: It was Prozen's uncle or something.
Raven: I didn't even know Prozen HAD an uncle...
Kala: Yes, well, anywho. Fire Fox is with us today, and she is a rather dedicated Raven fan, is that right?
Fire Fox: Darn right I am! Shadow's still at my house being held as a hostage.
Raven: I want him back!
Fire Fox: You'll never get him unless you go over there yourself!
Raven: ... You got coffee?
Fire Fox: Anything that your dark, evil heart desires.
Raven: Cool. I'm going over later.
Kala: *falls over anime style* Okay. can we get on with the interviewing now?
Fire Fox: And I got chicken over there too.
Kala: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN!!
Fire Fox: Don't insult the chicken!!
Kala: I can insult whatever I damn well want to!
Fire Fox: Bring it on!
Kala: Oh, yeah!? *the two start fighting*
Raven: Woo! Catfight! Now all we need is bikinis...
*suddenly a crash is heard as Fire Fox changes into the giant fox made of fire*
Fire Fox: I SAID, DON'T INSULT THE CHICKEN!!!
Kala: *scared* Yes ma'am.
Fire Fox: *changes back into her human form* Good. Now, you people were saying something about interviewing?
Lily: I'll take Kala's place... she needs a time out.
Kala: But... but...
Lily: NOW, KALA!!
Kala: Fine. *walks off into a corner*
Lily: *claps* Good. Now, we're missing one more thing... where is it?
Ban: Missing me?
Lily: No, not you! But... fine... whatever. Now, Fire Fox, what is your opinion of Raven?
Fire Fox: Did someone hit you on the head with a rock?!
Lily: No, I'm reading this question cards.
Fire Fox: Oh. Hey, look! Now it says, "Introduce Commercial"!
Lily: Okay, I will. Commercial time!
Kala: My line... *bangs her head against the wall* --------------------------------------------
--Start Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Gimme an R!
Kala: R!
Commercial Guy: I don't feel like going through the whole word, but if I did, what would it spell?
Fire Fox: Raven!
Commercial Guy: What's that?
Lily: Raven!
Commercial Guy: What's that?
Kala: RAVEN!
Commercial Guy: Huh?
Raven : My NAME, GODAMMIT!
Commercial Guy: Oh. Well, anyway, if you want to learn how to do random cheers about Raven, buy this video! The Raven Cheer Video!!
Fast Voice: The Raven Cheer Video costs $39.99 Shipping and Handling. There is no real price. This product was designed by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guaruntee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
--Start Another Commercial--
Commercial Guy: Do you hate Ban? Really hate him? Do you hate him so bad you want to bash his head until he cries for his dead mommy? Well, we don't care! What we do care about is your money! If you buy Ban right now, you can send him back to us and we'll pay you absolutely nothing!
Lily: This commercial is completely pointless, you know.
Raven: SHUT UP!
Fast Voice: Ban costs 4 million dollars plus $5.00 Shipping and Handling. This commercial is so dumb, I don't even know why we're advertising it. This idea was devised by Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your insatisfaction or your money back.
--End Commercial--
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Kala: My time out is over! And so is our time together! Sorry we didn't get to interview you Fire Fox.
Fire Fox: That's okay. I'll tell you all about me then. I'm in love with Raven, I like chicken, money, and Shadow. I hate Reise... *goes on about herself since the authoress know nothing about her otherwise*
Kala: Darn it! My plan... it has failed...
Fire Fox: You want to come with me and Raven for coffee at my house?
Kala: Sure. That's all for today folks! Thank you!
Lily: Wait for me!
Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*
Author's Note: Sorry Fire Fox, if I made you seem stupid, dumb, or something that you didn't like in anyway.