To: Josh McGrath
From: Lizzie
Dear Josh, I am back in England! It's so great to be back home. I miss you so much. Have you asked my aunt Rachel out yet? I know you like her. I saw you practically drooling over her when she wasn't looking. You remember, at the airport? If you don't ask her out your as stupid as I thought you were. I got in trouble Friday for throwing a book at my teacher. It wasn't my fault. Everything she was saying was totally wrong. Where do they get these ignoramuses? If she doesn't know the material she shouldn't teach! Oh I have some great news. Aunt Rachel said I could come stay the whole summer! Isn't that great? We get to spend all that time together. And it gets better. Aunt Rachel said you will take me wherever I want. You can take me to the zoo, the mall, surfing, a pet shop, the beach, the library, the opera, the movies, a haunted house, a museum, an aquarium, your college, a car show, shopping, grocery store, the park, Putt Putt, horseback riding, the ice rink, the planetarium, the bank (don't ask), the post office, the ballpark, the football stadium, etc. And we'll have all summer to do everything! Aren't you so excited? I am. I can't wait! Oops I forgot I have to finish my little treat for my teacher. (Again don't ask.) Oh and if the FBI should just happen to come by your house. Shred this letter before they see it. Talk to you later. Ciao Baby. Love, Lizzie
P.S. How is Berto's therapy coming along?
Dear Josh, I am back in England! It's so great to be back home. I miss you so much. Have you asked my aunt Rachel out yet? I know you like her. I saw you practically drooling over her when she wasn't looking. You remember, at the airport? If you don't ask her out your as stupid as I thought you were. I got in trouble Friday for throwing a book at my teacher. It wasn't my fault. Everything she was saying was totally wrong. Where do they get these ignoramuses? If she doesn't know the material she shouldn't teach! Oh I have some great news. Aunt Rachel said I could come stay the whole summer! Isn't that great? We get to spend all that time together. And it gets better. Aunt Rachel said you will take me wherever I want. You can take me to the zoo, the mall, surfing, a pet shop, the beach, the library, the opera, the movies, a haunted house, a museum, an aquarium, your college, a car show, shopping, grocery store, the park, Putt Putt, horseback riding, the ice rink, the planetarium, the bank (don't ask), the post office, the ballpark, the football stadium, etc. And we'll have all summer to do everything! Aren't you so excited? I am. I can't wait! Oops I forgot I have to finish my little treat for my teacher. (Again don't ask.) Oh and if the FBI should just happen to come by your house. Shred this letter before they see it. Talk to you later. Ciao Baby. Love, Lizzie
P.S. How is Berto's therapy coming along?