DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, I just make fun of them viciously using Japanese poetry.
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Heavenly Haiku Wars: Chapter Three
Kevin vs. Ruthie
Prologue
When fighting with words
Ruthie has a machine gun
Kevin, a pebble
The Situation
Kevin discovers
Ruthie eavesdropping on him
And then he gets mad
Kevin's Song
What have I told you
About spying on others?
It's bad, Ruthie, bad!
Ruthie's Song
I'm not a puppy
I'm surprised you're fully clothed
You never wear shirts
The spying issue
Is of no concern to you
Grandiosity.
Interlude
Kevin was confused
By Ruthie's use of big words
Just as she had meant.
He then scratched his head
And remarkably square jaw
What was going on?
Kevin's Song II
Officer Kevin,
I work for the police force
I am police man
Ruthie's Song II
Wow. That's very nice.
You tell us that twice daily,
Mr. Badge for Brains
I have to notice
That you have just one stanza
As befits your "mind"
Kevin's Song III
Do you want me to arrest you?
Ruthie's Song II
I hate to tell you
That was so not a haiku
You friggin moron
Interlude II
The good-looking man
Flexed his muscles and then stripped
Off his collared shirt
Ruthie was not impressed
Kevin was angry with her
But then they made up
They had to do so
Because they had to make up
In this episode
TBC… more haiku goodness. Please review if you want me to write more! I tend to be very lazy without proper incentive.