DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, I just satire them with Japanese Poetry.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm ba-ack. Please review. You get a gold star if you review in haiku form, and since every other Haiku War I could come up with featured Lucy, who we've already heard from, I settled on something a bit *odd* for this chapter. Eventually, I'm thinking a Simon-Cecilia or a Roxanne-Chandler face off, but that's not set in stone. Anyway, enjoy and please review, cause if ya do, I might update in a couple of days with the next chapter.
Heavenly Haiku Wars: Happy vs. Sam-and-David
Prologue
One is cute, furry
The other a trained monkey
Look who's talking now
The Situation
There is one cookie
But they all want to eat it
Battle of wits time
Sam-and-David's Song
Cookie cookie yay
Cookie cookie cookie yay
Cookie cookie yay
Happy's song
Pathetic humans
Your lack of telepathy
Sickens, saddens me
I may look fluffy
But not monosyllabic
The cookie is mine
Interlude
Sam-and-David chirp
Happily like a trained seal
From now called Samvid
Happy is by far
The smartest of the Camdens
Samvid has no chance
Samvid's Song II
I can echo stuff
When other people say it
Achoo, cookie, yay!!!
Oh, Oh, and brother
I can also say brother
But that's about it
Happy's Song
Look into my eyes
Hypnotic puppy dog eyes
Do my bidding now
Interlude
The shorter twin bows
The slower half of Samvid
To Happy's greatness
Then falls the taller
Out of words to echo, say
Sad: no more cookie
Happy eats the treat
And says then out loud
"Dance, my puppets, Dance."
And Puppet Samvid
Dances for the smart doggie
Who then rules the world.
TBC… I know that one was short and not ALL that funny, but please review and then I promise, a quality one involving most likely Cecilia or Roxanne… or maybe Cecilia AND Roxanne. Nothing better than parodying two blondes. Ooooh, or maybe Joy and Jimmy Moon, just because I didn't like either of them. Anyway, moral of the story, review and I will make more haikues.