FYI doesn't anybody think that the disclaimer goes w/o saying I mean c-mon do I really have to write your not gonna read it anyways fine fine Disclaimer: I don't own anything sadly that is another sad fact of my life I mean I don't even own my nail polish I used my friends see this disclaimer made all sad!!! I'm gonna go and crawl up in corner and eat pudding [that's what I do when I'm upset I feel a good cup of pudding solves everything] ya know what I don't even own this pudding it's my brother's I stole it from his fridge in his bedroom O this bites!!!

!!!Merry New Year!!! [I'm not gonna say happy New year I tend ta like to break away from the mold!!]

Stolen By DaLuded Goddess Chapter 1



"Hey gumbo turn that up" Logan said pointing to the radio. Logan was a short gruff man with an unusual hairstyle. The man he motion for turned the volume up which immediately grabbed the attention of the other two people in the apartment. "We are here out side the Harrington Bank in New York City which has been the latest bank struck in a string of jewel heists in the New York area. According to the police, the Webster Gems, which were being guarded here, were switched for fake look a likes. The police have no leads so far. They have a reason to believe that last nights rainstorm has maybe deterred the chance of finding any leads outside of the building so they are proceeding to only look inside. Last nights video tapes have been viewed at close range and the police say there was nothing there and the tapes were being played all night with no disruptions. Hold up the jeweler has just stated that in side the jewels are carfully placed emblems of a Phoenix, a dark cloud of some sort with blue drops going down it looks like some sort of storm, also a cat in shadows and a Rogue figure that has yet to be identified. These emblems have been seen before and are known to be the signature of a band of thieves who've yet to be caught this band has always had the same motive they leave a fake substitute of whatever they steal with their seal on it and leave absolutely no evidence that they were even there. The police have yet to give the band of thives a name and have yet to secure any evidence of their existence. Hold up Officer Bladen is it true that this is the 34th heist that this unknown team has performed and the NYPD still has no evidence?" another voice came on "These thieves are very good but all good theivs have their downfalls their bond to slip up and when they do we'll be there." Remy turned the knob back down and turned to the other three people who were listening intently. "They good non" he said in a rich Cajun accent. "Ja their better then good they don't even leave evidence even we leave evidence sometimes." A blue-haired creature said from the corner he looked at his watch and touched it. In a flash he turned into a normal boy devoid of his dark blue fur he had before. "You've seen 'em haven't ya gumbo" Logan said looking at Remy who was smirking like crazy. "Oui. Remy saw dem when he stake out da bank. Pity non he wanted dem gems to dat pretty green one would make Roguie very 'appy" he said. "Anyways, so...Who is he I mean we do need another man in the group" said another man coming to sit next to Logan on the sofa. "not one mon ami but dey were four of dem and dey al be women. Mutant women ta be more precise" Remy responded. "what are their powers and what do hey look like any of them hot" Kurt said looking at Remy barboding him with questions. "hate ta burst ya bubble mon ami but Remy didn't get no good look at 'em one of 'em be a telepath a real strong one to Remy had ta hide and concentrate on his shields a lot, anyways don't ya gotta girl elf, also even with Remy eyesight dey were concealed. I din't see anything else could only make out dere forms but I saw all of dem fly away 'cept one of dem was holding on ta one." He remarked "So one of them is a telepath and all can fly but one you think" Scott said restating what Remy said after that their was knock on the door they all turned to Logan waiting for his reply. "No need to worry it's just stripes and half pint" he said as he watched Remy and Kurt dash for the door but Kurt BAMFed over there and opened the door. Remy slowed down, walked casually as if he was the king of the world, and just did not do a mad dash for the door. Two women walked into the apt they both hugged Kurt the smaller petite one holding on a little longer. Remy took the tall ones hand and kissed the knuckles. "'ello chere ya miss Remy so much ya come ta visit him non" he said in a cocky manner. The girl just took a step forward and gave him a heart meltin' smile. "Well no but I swear if ya don't stop kissing my hand I'll make sure no one will miss you anymore" she said calmly and walked past him and she sat down on the love sit and then Remy sat down next to her and put her arm around her and she laid her head on his chest comfortably. "Hey darlin' where's 'Ro and Jeanie" Logan asked watching the couple. "Oh some little kid rode his bike through 'Ros azaleas so she's tending to them and Jean said she'd help plus she needed to stay home cuz she had a ton of work ta do ya know being a high schooler and all" "whatta bout you aren't you in the same grade as her" Scott remarked "yea but I wouldn't be caught dead doing homework on a Friday that's what Sunday's for Scotty boy" she said simply. "Ja hey did you guys here about that heist at the Harrington pretty bizarre huh" Kurt said tring to make conversation. "uhmm yea. hey do ya'll wanna go rent jay and silent bob strike back I'm so in tha mode fa some laughta," Rogue said changing the subject which Kitty jumped right in saying she wanted to see it too. "uh yea sure girls but let's go to your guy's place our T.V. was oddly blown up recently" Kurt said looking at Remy. Rogue started laughing, got up from her chair, grabbed Kitty's hand, and headed for the door. "Ya'll go and get tha movie we'll meet ya guys at the house k" Rogue said as she closed the door. "uhmm okay dat was weird" Remy said sad that Rogue had left so fast. "Ja yea well ya know they neva say no ta us so they probably need ta clean dere house ya know maybe they went shopping recently so ya know we should take our time getting the movies or they'll yell at us for being early" Kurt said also sad at Kitty's hasty departure. "Yea but dey will yell at us if we take to long I hate dese kind a situations and knowing Rogue we do anything wrong she gonna kill. me!" Remy said slumping even more into his chair, while Kurt laughed at the thought. "I'd pay good money ta see that mien freud" he remarked patting Remy on the shoulder. "yea well knowing kitty she's still yell at you and probably convince Rogue ta kill ya I mean ya may be her brother but Kitty's her bestfriend dat mean yea know she pick chicks over dicks anyday" Remy retorted and watched Kurt's face drop when he realized that it was true. All the guys started laughing.



"How could you invite them over like that especially at time like this right after the ." "I know I know but it's not like I knew Remy woulda blown the T.V up it's not my fault" Rogue said interrupting Kitty's rant. They were driving in Rogues's green Jag at top speeds. Rogue was mentally using Jean telekinesis to change all the lights in her favor so that they could reach the house in time to warn Jean." Look maybe they'll take a long time at the movie store ya know maybe jay and silent bob will be out and they'll go ta another store maybe blockbuster'll have a long line maybe." "Maybe Jean and 'Ro won't kill you dead for letting your hormones cloud your brain" Kitty gasped as the car came to an abrupt halt in their driveway of the house. It was a two story Victorian with the most beautiful garden in the front. Though they knew that Aurora wouldn't have it any other way. "Jean 'Ro we have a problem" Rogue shouted as she entered the house. [In the study Rogue, I'm just putting the gems back in the safe] Rogue and Kitty walked right into the study where they found Jean placing a book back into the bookshelf. "Rogue I know you invited the guys over we already cleaned up and there is no evidence of Phoenix, Shadowcat, Rogue, Storm or the gems we dissented everything so Logan wouldn't find it and if you make sure Remy is with you at all times then it's okay." Jean stated calmly before the two could even open there mouths. "umm yea well Jeanie I'm glad we had this talk" Rogue said taking the still awestruck Kitty and fled the room. "Oh mah gosh I love that girl" Rogue said once she was out of the room and up the stairs in her room. Rogue looked at Kitty and they both smiled. Rogue turned to her closet to get ready for the guy's arrival and Kitty turned out of her room and went to her own also to get ready.



Happy New Year's this is my New year's present to you I was parting all day and my friend asked me out so I was busy with a movie date with him so the rest of my present will be posted tomorrow I have more parting ta do hehehehehehehe!!!!! Luv yas BTW if none of you noticed I put in my little sulute ta jay and silent bob for my inspiration so I might put them in here a lot since their my benefactor without which this story probably wouldn't even exsist so yea GO JAY AND SILENT BOB!!!!