Have you ever wondered about the hobbits weed? Well I have. Lets see. They are happy, mellow people who dont do much. They aren't very curious, and what about those seven meals a day? They have the munchies of course!! So lets review. Munchies, laziness,
and mellowness. And what about the fact that Saruman was a little insane (okay, a lot insane) and he had it? Was his body not used to it or did it make him crazed? Hmmmm. Airtight case so far. Yup. Airtight. Merry and Pippin are goofier, and they smoke more than Frodo and Sam. And they all get more and more serious the farther they get from home... and the less pipeweed they have! And when the trouble two get weed, they are happy and goofy again. And in Moria, when Gandalf is grumpy, he is like 'I know what I need! Pipeweed!' so obviously he is addicted as well. Does anyone disagree? Do they? Good. Because this is proof.
and mellowness. And what about the fact that Saruman was a little insane (okay, a lot insane) and he had it? Was his body not used to it or did it make him crazed? Hmmmm. Airtight case so far. Yup. Airtight. Merry and Pippin are goofier, and they smoke more than Frodo and Sam. And they all get more and more serious the farther they get from home... and the less pipeweed they have! And when the trouble two get weed, they are happy and goofy again. And in Moria, when Gandalf is grumpy, he is like 'I know what I need! Pipeweed!' so obviously he is addicted as well. Does anyone disagree? Do they? Good. Because this is proof.