Long ago, in a region far far away...
12/09/01
There comes a point in everyone's life where they just have to make a parody of some grand movie. Unforunately for you, I am no exception. The usual target for these parodies is Star Wars, and once again, I am no excpetion.
This is your last chance to bail out safely.
Sariel V: A little about this project:
Zozma: Oh, just get on with it, will you?
Sariel V: unperterbed This was originally started at GameFAQs way back in January, and is even still being written and added to, ever so slowly.
Zozma: Gasp in awe, folks, because he's actually working on SOMETHING!
Sariel V: You don't have your paycheck yet this week.
Zozma: Sorry.
Sariel V: The philosophy at DM is to celebrate the underdog.
Zozma: You don't get much more under the dog than SaGa Frontier.
Sariel V: And with all the parallels we found between SF and SW, making a Star-Wars-meets-SaGa story seemed like a no-brainer.
Zozma: And let me tell you, folks, no one is better at no-brainers than Sariel V!
Sariel V: That's it! You're canned!
Zozma: stage whisper Don't worry. He'll have me hired back in a few days.
Sariel V: SHUT UP!!
Zozma: stage whisper He can't pick his nose without his assis- *GAK* leggo!
Sariel V: vigorously shaking Zozma In reality, this could be classified a crossover, because I've dropped in characters from several other games.
Zozma: I - cand - breeeb *hack*
Sariel V: But SF has the Lion's Share of the cool parts, and really needs the fan-support. NOW APOLOGIZE!
Zozma: Ne - ffer!
THE CURRENT CAST
not counting cameos
| Dullahan | Jabba d'Hut |
| Gozarus | Greedo |
| Leonard | Darth Vader |
| Locke Cole | Han Solo |
| Lute | Luke Skywalker |
| Lute's Mom | Beru Lars |
| Mondo | Admiral Motti |
| Princess Rei | Princess Leia Organa |
| PzkwV | R2D2 |
| Rastaban | Grand Moff Tarkin |
| Red Okonogi | Ben Kenobi |
| Shuzer | Commander Tagge |
| T260G | C3PO |
| Umaro | Chewbacca |
| Uncle Taco | Owen Lars |
It may not be great, but you can't help but chuckle at it anyway. Enjoy!