M.P.: cue Mondo's theme on my signal.... aaaaaaaannnnd...... ACTION!
Scene: dimensional ship interior. As the scene opens, a large group of Electroarmored soldiers burst through the outer air lock and open fire on the red-shirted security force.
Gradius 1: We've been breached! AAAH!!
Trinity Division Leader: Destroy everything! KILL KILL KILL!!
Trinity division: general annihilation with HyperBlasters
Scene: A less active part of the ship, removed from the fighting
T260G: Situation chaotic!
PzkwV: I'll say! At least I'm making a good deal with my weapons stash!
T260G: Greedy !$$#!
PzkwV: Oh, pipe down you worrywart.
T260AG: The Princess will not escape this one.
Scene: Jump cut back to original carnage. Most Gradius members lie dead and bleeding. Cue Mondo theme as a large golden Mec stalks through the entrance. Remaining resistance breaks off and retreats. The Mec sweeps down the corridor.
Jump cut back to T260G, looking for his friend in a confused scene of Gradius people trying desperately to escape
T260G: PzkwV, state location!
Scene: swift pan to a room a short distance away. A young girl bedecked in a wonderous purple silk dress is making adjustments to PzkwV, checking furtively to make sure she hasn't yet been discovered. She then sends PzkwV off to his friend.
T260G: There you are!
PzkwV: Guh!
T260G: Repeat?
PzkwV: Guuuuuh!
T260G: Is that everything available to your speech components?
PzkwV: After being handled by a total babe like that?
T260G: rolls eyes Escape imperative!
Scene: jump to the golden Mec, hoisting one of the red-shirts to well over 3 feet from the floor
Leonard: I demand the transmissions! NOW!
Ren: We... received no transmissions! This is... a merchant ship! We're on trade business!
Leonard: If this is a merchant vessel, where are your stores? I demand to see the captain!
Ren's neck snaps
Leonard: Damn! Flimsy humans!
Leonard flings Ren's body
Leonard: to subordinates Tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me this 'Captain'!
Sariel V Humor, LTD. - Who else would claim it?
Copyright January 2001