Scene: Outside of Lute's home, some time after the last continuous scene. Our Mec friends were captured at an earlier unscripted point and are about to be sold....
Lute's Mom: And make sure he gets one that'll go a few rounds, you good-for-nothing!
Lute: Easy, there, Mom.
Dudbear 1: Dubub dubuu dabubub bub!
Uncle Taco: I don't WANT a watch, or a friggin' lamp! Skip the trash and get to the good stuff!
Dudbear 2: Dababu dub bub? DUUUUUUUUUUB?!?
Uncle Taco: No, not THAT good stuff!
Lute: What did he say?
Uncle Taco: Nevermind. You with the stitching!
Dudbear 3: Dub?
Uncle Taco: I need a combat Mec in fair to good condition.
Dudbear 3: Ububbubub! Dud dudub.
Lute: Let me try. COMBAT-DUB, MEC-BUB!
Dudbear 2: Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
T260G: Sir, if I may assist?
Lute: Whoa, an Omega-type! How'd these guys get ahold of you?
T260G: Friend here is excellent combat Mec.
PzkwV: Darn right! I'm fully loaded with -
T260G: Unfortunately, friend Mec does not speak English. *KICK* Self serves as translator.
PzkwV: What do you mean I -
T260G: *KICK* As you observe, includes fully-functioning radio.
Lute: You change channels by kicking it?
PzkwV: Wait a minute here!
T260G: Correct!
Lute: kicks PzkwV Where's the weather report?
PzkwV: Knock it -
Lute: *KICK* C'mon!
Uncle Taco: Lay off, Lute. You're his trainer? What's he loaded with?
T260G: Micromissile pack, graviton generator, heavy armor, optional hyperblasters, missile pods, Hyperion bazooka, soundwave cannon, flamethrower, and standard slug rifles and guns.
PzkwV: And more, baby!
T260G: *KICK*
Uncle Taco: All that? How much?
Dudbear 2: We'll part with them for 40,000.
Uncle Taco: That's salty, but it sounds like he'll recover our investment quickly. He'll certainly get my money back from those gnomes! What's his name?
T260G: PzkwV.
Uncle Taco: PzkwV-G now. Pay the teddy bear, Lute.
Lute: *BOOT* Is it going to rain or what?
Sariel V Humor, LTD.
Copyright January, 2001
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T260G: *KICK* As you observe, includes fully-functioning radio.
Lute: You change channels by kicking it?
PzkwV: Wait a minute here!
T260G: Correct!
Lute: *kicks PzkwV* Does he get country?
T260G: *chuckles* No!
Lute: *KICK* I wanna hear "Achey-Breaky Heart"!
PzkwV: I'll kill you myself!