Scene: Outside of Lute's home. Uncle Taco is fidgeting nervously as a large bunch of impatient gnomes and nasty-looking combat Mecs pace about the front lawn.

Uncle Taco: (Where is that good-for-nothing!)

Gnome 1: We've been waiting LOTS of time, Taco.

Gnome 2: And we're getting LOTS tired of it!

Uncle Taco: Just hold on a little longer! I'm sure the clean-up is almost done, and then you can inspect the Mecs!

Gnome 4: They must be LOTS dirty if it's taken two hours!

Lute's mother emerges from the front door, holding a large tray of cookies and a metal pitcher.

Lute's Mom: Okay, boys, I brought you all some lemonade to tide you over!

Gnome 3: Lemonade!

Gnome 5: I hope you got -

Lute's Mom: I know, I know, I got LOTS of it! *rolls eyes* (I'm gonna make that boy regret the day he was born!)

Combat Mec 3: Radar detects small group approaching from southwest.

Uncle Taco: That must be Lute. He's got our Mecs (and none too soon).

Gnome 2: You have more than one?

Uncle Taco: I ain't going to say it, no matter how much Sariel pays me!

Lute's Mom: Lute! You lazy boy! Get your - what the!?

A large contingent of Trinity forces come from around the back of the house.

Trinity Division Leader: Destroy everything! KILL! KILL! KILL!

Gnome 3: Trinity soldiers!

Gnome 5: LOTS of Trinity AAHHH!!

Trinity 3: Suck DestructionBeam, stunty!

Gnome 4: Racist &!^@#! Give him LOTS of pain!

The combat Mecs open fire on the Trinity forces, mostly hitting Lute's house.

Lute's Mom: My home! You stone-sucking GAAHH!!

The Trinity forces proceed to systematically vaporize everyone.

Trinity Division Leader: HAHAHAHA! KILL! KILL!

Trinity 7: Sir, they're all dead.

Trinity Division Leader: KILL! KILL! KILL!

Trinity 2: Gladly. *blasts Division Leader*

Trinity 3: He died in the line of duty.

The Trinity Soldiers take off their hats and bow their heads in a moment of silence.

Trinity 5: See any Mecs that match the descriptions?

Trinity 3: No.

Trinity 5: Any tokens?

Trinity 3: None.

Trinity 5: *sighs* Dammit!


Sariel V Humor, Ltd. - You know how much!
Copyright March, 2001