A/N: Thank you to all who reviewed. *drum roll* and now the moment
you've all been waiting for. We will reveal. WHAT JOHN SAW..
The audience is chatting excitedly as they wait patiently for Frodo to come on stage. The studio goes silent as said Hobbit walks out to his chair and sits down. He is given the signal and smiles at the camera, which is now on.
"Hi and welcome to another episode of In Bed With Frodo," he says. "Today we have." He checks list that is on his lap.
The cameraman is trying to get Frodo's attention by waving his hands around but when that doesn't seem to be working he throws a microphone at him.
"Huh? What?"
"We have to show the end of the last show," the cameraman whispers.
"What are you talking about?" Frodo asks obviously pissed that a lowly cameraman is telling him how to run the show.
"The home viewers don't know what Boromir showed Mr Edward," the cameraman answers.
"Oh yes of course. For the viewers at home here's what happened after the show last week."
Camera pans to back wall where there is a screen. Camera zooms in on the screen where the last few minutes of the last show is playing.
"I'm not sure. I'm only relaying the messages that Boromir is.. Oh good Lord!" John looks suddenly horrified.
"What?" Frodo asks now very interested.
"Oh this is very disturbing. I've never seen anything like this before in my life. Oh this is just. Terrifying!"
"WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SEE!" Frodo shouts, the suspense getting to him.
John sighed and opened his mouth to say what he saw.
"Oh dear GOD!"
"WHAT IS IT?" Frodo asks anxiously.
"I don't think I should say it!" says John shaking.
The audience is sitting on the edge of their seats waiting for John to say what he is seeing.
"Just fucking say!" yells one audience member extremely miffed. (A/N: *rolls eyes*)
"SSSHHHHH!" the rest of the audience yell.
"Come on! Let's throw some children!" yells the cameraman. (A/N: Can we burn them?)*(Other author: *rolls eyes*)
"Excuse me?" Frodo says slightly alarmed (A/N: only slightly)
"I have all that jazz stuck in my head!" John says suddenly.
"That's swell. But I wanna know WHAT YOU BLOODY WELL SAW!" Frodo says angrily gripping the arms of the chair.
"Okay. I'll tell you. But I should warn you. It's.. Oh it's horrible. It was."
Suddenly a darked haired whore. I mean elf. Came running into the room screaming and waving her arms in the air "FIRE! THERE'S A FIRE!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP!" shouted an angry audience member taking out a gun and shooting her in the head..but the fucking whore just wouldn't die!
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Continued A/N: .. Next time. ^_^x (Don't hate us we're just the messengers)
The audience is chatting excitedly as they wait patiently for Frodo to come on stage. The studio goes silent as said Hobbit walks out to his chair and sits down. He is given the signal and smiles at the camera, which is now on.
"Hi and welcome to another episode of In Bed With Frodo," he says. "Today we have." He checks list that is on his lap.
The cameraman is trying to get Frodo's attention by waving his hands around but when that doesn't seem to be working he throws a microphone at him.
"Huh? What?"
"We have to show the end of the last show," the cameraman whispers.
"What are you talking about?" Frodo asks obviously pissed that a lowly cameraman is telling him how to run the show.
"The home viewers don't know what Boromir showed Mr Edward," the cameraman answers.
"Oh yes of course. For the viewers at home here's what happened after the show last week."
Camera pans to back wall where there is a screen. Camera zooms in on the screen where the last few minutes of the last show is playing.
"I'm not sure. I'm only relaying the messages that Boromir is.. Oh good Lord!" John looks suddenly horrified.
"What?" Frodo asks now very interested.
"Oh this is very disturbing. I've never seen anything like this before in my life. Oh this is just. Terrifying!"
"WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SEE!" Frodo shouts, the suspense getting to him.
John sighed and opened his mouth to say what he saw.
"Oh dear GOD!"
"WHAT IS IT?" Frodo asks anxiously.
"I don't think I should say it!" says John shaking.
The audience is sitting on the edge of their seats waiting for John to say what he is seeing.
"Just fucking say!" yells one audience member extremely miffed. (A/N: *rolls eyes*)
"SSSHHHHH!" the rest of the audience yell.
"Come on! Let's throw some children!" yells the cameraman. (A/N: Can we burn them?)*(Other author: *rolls eyes*)
"Excuse me?" Frodo says slightly alarmed (A/N: only slightly)
"I have all that jazz stuck in my head!" John says suddenly.
"That's swell. But I wanna know WHAT YOU BLOODY WELL SAW!" Frodo says angrily gripping the arms of the chair.
"Okay. I'll tell you. But I should warn you. It's.. Oh it's horrible. It was."
Suddenly a darked haired whore. I mean elf. Came running into the room screaming and waving her arms in the air "FIRE! THERE'S A FIRE!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP!" shouted an angry audience member taking out a gun and shooting her in the head..but the fucking whore just wouldn't die!
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Continued A/N: .. Next time. ^_^x (Don't hate us we're just the messengers)