Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun, or Tenchi, but I will do this fic to the
best of my abilities.
The Blue Haired Demon sat down next to the Vash the Stampede. She looked at the man her left before she looked over to Vash. The man to her left must have sensed something was wrong because after she looked at him he immediately stood and rushed from the bar, leaving his hat and drink behind.
---You know. I could end it here and now for you, Vash the Stampede---- she thought, but then she smiled.
---But what would be the fun in that? ---
She then suddenly slammed both of her hands onto the counter and then pointed at the bartender sharply.
"Bartender! Bring around another round of what my friend here's havin'!" she exclaimed as she wrapped an arm around Vash's shoulder and rocked him slightly.
A look of wonder and surprise filled his once solemn features. A slight blush became painfully obvious behind his golden glasses.
"Um. excuse me Miss, but. do I know you?" he asked uncertainly.
She then gave him a happy grin.
"That's what I was hoping you'd ask!" she said and then oh-ed over the two new drinks as they were placed in front of her.
She then turned to him from her seat, ever keeping her hand on her glass. She pointed a finger up to indicate a point, when she noticed his eyes wondered downward.
She had been wearing a large black cape with hood, but underneath she was wearing a black leather tube-top, with gold metallic rings holding the straps on, and black leather pants that went strait into black leather boots.
She allowed her hand to drop.
"Finding something interesting down there?" she asked with a sly smile.
He then looked up at her with a questioning glance and then blushed wildly before sticking up his hands and waving them frantically.
"No-no-no-no-no! I was just wondering that it's just so hot out today, why anyone would go around in so much black!" he said with an innocent smile.
She then sat back.
"Really?" she asked in a wondering tone, a questioning look swept across her face.
"Yeah. And what's even more mind boggling is that you haven't even broke a sweat! There are no buses this way and it's obvious you came here on foot!" he said, the innocence oozing from his very being.
The questioning look deepened as she reached to take her first sip of the drink in her hand. But before she could, there came a commotion from outside. Then came a faint buzzing sound and every then flooded out of the bar, leaving Vash and Ryoko alone.
She looked at Vash in a puzzled glance.
"Wonder what that's all about?" she asked.
Vash just shrugged.
The humming became even louder before the roof and nearly half of the bar's top was torn off in a matter of seconds. The bar's interior was left exposed, as well as the two forms inside at the bar's counter.
Vash and Ryoko turned to see a large group of men standing with large automated weapons pointed at them. Standing behind them all was a humongous giant of a man holding what appeared to be an over sized boomerang.
Vash had gone back to his drink and Ryoko sat blinking at them just before they opened fire.
When they were done shooting, the entire bar was reduced to ruble except for the seats Vash and Ryoko were in, the remaining bar counter in front of them, and both of their drinks. Ryoko then suddenly stood and shook her fist at them.
"Who in the hell do you think you are!? You nearly knocked over my drink you stupid bastard!" she yelled before sitting back down and about to take another attempt at taking at least a sip.
That's when she noticed Vash had slowly stood and was then pointing a really large revolver at the mob of men. She was going to say something and then thought against it.
---Somebody cue the dramatic music. --- She thought about to take the sip.
There came a sudden clicking noise. Sad enough to say, Ryoko found it wasn't coming from the other side, but from Vash's empty weapon. She looked up in time to she his face loose it's composure, him look nervously from the empty gun back to the mob, dangle the gun loosely on his finger and then slowly try to inch away.
They then open fired again and sent the legendary Vash the Stampede running into the open desert. They quickly followed, but one or two remained, for they had noticed Ryoko. As the others left them, they strolled confidently up to her unmoving form.
"Hey Miss! You wouldn't have happened to have seen the Legendary Gunman, have you?" one asked in a mocking tone.
---Another one of Vash's nick-names no doubt. --- She thought to herself as she was about to take a sip when a hand landed on her shoulder, causing a few drops to spill from the glass.
She then sat down the drink, her eye twitched, her brows creased, a frown set in and a vein could be seen clearly on her forehead.
"Common sweetheart, don't be like that, we just want to talk." he didn't finish his sentence before Ryoko turned to him, cocked a fist back and then planted a fist into the center of his face, causing him to go fling close to fifty feet away.
The second man watched in growing terror as his friend was so easily decked as far away as he was. He turned a shaky glance at The Blue Haired Demon as he was drawing his gun, but he soon found himself next to his friend with an equally large indention in his face.
Ryoko then sat down, muttered something about 'teaching those stupid pricks who's boss', and then was finally able to take her sip. It was spitted out shortly after. She looked down at the glass in horror.
"Apple juice??!! What the hell???" she exclaimed and then turned to the direction Vash had ran.
---It didn't even have any alcohol in it! --- She thought sadly as she slowly put down the drink and then started to pick up Vash's trail once again.
The Blue Haired Demon sat down next to the Vash the Stampede. She looked at the man her left before she looked over to Vash. The man to her left must have sensed something was wrong because after she looked at him he immediately stood and rushed from the bar, leaving his hat and drink behind.
---You know. I could end it here and now for you, Vash the Stampede---- she thought, but then she smiled.
---But what would be the fun in that? ---
She then suddenly slammed both of her hands onto the counter and then pointed at the bartender sharply.
"Bartender! Bring around another round of what my friend here's havin'!" she exclaimed as she wrapped an arm around Vash's shoulder and rocked him slightly.
A look of wonder and surprise filled his once solemn features. A slight blush became painfully obvious behind his golden glasses.
"Um. excuse me Miss, but. do I know you?" he asked uncertainly.
She then gave him a happy grin.
"That's what I was hoping you'd ask!" she said and then oh-ed over the two new drinks as they were placed in front of her.
She then turned to him from her seat, ever keeping her hand on her glass. She pointed a finger up to indicate a point, when she noticed his eyes wondered downward.
She had been wearing a large black cape with hood, but underneath she was wearing a black leather tube-top, with gold metallic rings holding the straps on, and black leather pants that went strait into black leather boots.
She allowed her hand to drop.
"Finding something interesting down there?" she asked with a sly smile.
He then looked up at her with a questioning glance and then blushed wildly before sticking up his hands and waving them frantically.
"No-no-no-no-no! I was just wondering that it's just so hot out today, why anyone would go around in so much black!" he said with an innocent smile.
She then sat back.
"Really?" she asked in a wondering tone, a questioning look swept across her face.
"Yeah. And what's even more mind boggling is that you haven't even broke a sweat! There are no buses this way and it's obvious you came here on foot!" he said, the innocence oozing from his very being.
The questioning look deepened as she reached to take her first sip of the drink in her hand. But before she could, there came a commotion from outside. Then came a faint buzzing sound and every then flooded out of the bar, leaving Vash and Ryoko alone.
She looked at Vash in a puzzled glance.
"Wonder what that's all about?" she asked.
Vash just shrugged.
The humming became even louder before the roof and nearly half of the bar's top was torn off in a matter of seconds. The bar's interior was left exposed, as well as the two forms inside at the bar's counter.
Vash and Ryoko turned to see a large group of men standing with large automated weapons pointed at them. Standing behind them all was a humongous giant of a man holding what appeared to be an over sized boomerang.
Vash had gone back to his drink and Ryoko sat blinking at them just before they opened fire.
When they were done shooting, the entire bar was reduced to ruble except for the seats Vash and Ryoko were in, the remaining bar counter in front of them, and both of their drinks. Ryoko then suddenly stood and shook her fist at them.
"Who in the hell do you think you are!? You nearly knocked over my drink you stupid bastard!" she yelled before sitting back down and about to take another attempt at taking at least a sip.
That's when she noticed Vash had slowly stood and was then pointing a really large revolver at the mob of men. She was going to say something and then thought against it.
---Somebody cue the dramatic music. --- She thought about to take the sip.
There came a sudden clicking noise. Sad enough to say, Ryoko found it wasn't coming from the other side, but from Vash's empty weapon. She looked up in time to she his face loose it's composure, him look nervously from the empty gun back to the mob, dangle the gun loosely on his finger and then slowly try to inch away.
They then open fired again and sent the legendary Vash the Stampede running into the open desert. They quickly followed, but one or two remained, for they had noticed Ryoko. As the others left them, they strolled confidently up to her unmoving form.
"Hey Miss! You wouldn't have happened to have seen the Legendary Gunman, have you?" one asked in a mocking tone.
---Another one of Vash's nick-names no doubt. --- She thought to herself as she was about to take a sip when a hand landed on her shoulder, causing a few drops to spill from the glass.
She then sat down the drink, her eye twitched, her brows creased, a frown set in and a vein could be seen clearly on her forehead.
"Common sweetheart, don't be like that, we just want to talk." he didn't finish his sentence before Ryoko turned to him, cocked a fist back and then planted a fist into the center of his face, causing him to go fling close to fifty feet away.
The second man watched in growing terror as his friend was so easily decked as far away as he was. He turned a shaky glance at The Blue Haired Demon as he was drawing his gun, but he soon found himself next to his friend with an equally large indention in his face.
Ryoko then sat down, muttered something about 'teaching those stupid pricks who's boss', and then was finally able to take her sip. It was spitted out shortly after. She looked down at the glass in horror.
"Apple juice??!! What the hell???" she exclaimed and then turned to the direction Vash had ran.
---It didn't even have any alcohol in it! --- She thought sadly as she slowly put down the drink and then started to pick up Vash's trail once again.