This song goes to the Tarzan Soundtrack, "Son of Man." If you don't like it, poo on you.

Son of Bilbo

Oh the power to be strong, And the wisdom to be wise. All these things, Will come to Sam in time! Oh the journey to Mt. Doom There'll be fingers there to bite And it's Sam who'll climb the mountain It's Frodo who'll reach the peak!

Son of Bilbo, go to Mt. Doom. Lift the Ring up, then drop it... Some day you'll defeat Sauron! Son of Bilbo, a Bilbo in time you'll be!

There's no one there to guide you, Only Sam to take your hand... But with a wizard and a Ranger Your will journey to Mordor!

Son of Bilbo, go to Mt. Doom. Lift the Ring up, then drop it... Some day you'll defeat Sauron! Son of Bilbo, a Bilbo in time you'll be!

And in Strider you will learn, And in learning you will see That Strider isn't all he appears to be! Oh yes he is Aragorn The King to Gondor Although now he's a forgotten Ranger It's his to claim it all!

Son of Bilbo, go to Mt. Doom. Lift the Ring up, then drop it... Some day you'll defeat Sauron! Son of Bilbo, a Bilbo in time you'll be!

Son of Bilbo! Son of Bilbo! A Hobbit for all to seeeeeee!