Chapter Nine
Short n' Bushy Things
'Gah.' Cicy spat with distaste. Stupid, short, fat, bushy, fat, short, bushy.fat dwarves! They were caring her on a stretcher. Hurry up and get me to my eternal love, she scowled silently. Stupid short-legged things.not pretty and perfect and leggy and.hot in every way like her beloved elf. 'Want to take a break?' One of the dwarves asked another one, caring the stretcher (and happens to be Gimli, ha, what are the chances of that now.). 'Hah! I'm strong and solid like a rock! This little lass is light as a feather to me!' Gimli boasted, Cicy kicked his head, Gimli fell on his face and fainted. The stretched collapsed in the front, Cicy slid off and started to run despite her blindfold and tied limbs. She was caught soon but managed to give Gimli another good kick in the nose. Soon, she was bored and started to talk to the dwarf. '.so you see, we have to hurry because I want to beat Kelsey to Legolas.' Cicy explained earnestly (correction, pretending to be earnest, because she is not capable of really doing so).
'Bah,' Gimli growled to himself. 'What's so good about that elf? He's tall and skinny and doesn't have any beard at all.why don't girls like me? I'm cute and cuddly, besides, I'm just like a teddy bear, girls love teddy bears.' Cicy heard him. She had a teddy bear once, it was named Teacher and she used it for voodoo spells. She decided to kick Gimli in the head again, just because she was bored.
*everyone fusses.*
'The sooner we bring her to the council of Elrond the better!' Gimli declared heroically, 'She is a danger not only to me but every decent dwarf there is in Moria. Think my friends, we grew up in one stone hall, shared one home, one heart, our blood is like the mithril we mine. Unite brothers (and sisters) and none shall overthrow the dwarves of Moria! We could have gone our separate ways, but over the years we have always been one! One family, one army fighting for each other and our native mother Moria.' It would have gone a lot longer if Cicy hadn't kicked him again. It was the fourth time Gimli fainted in that day. Though no one complained much on the last time. 'If there's a gift for prep talk,' Cicy thought, 'That shortie/hairy has not got it.' Happily and expectantly the dwarves proceeded to Rivendell, Cicy happily gazing into the sky from her stretcher, and Gimli having to be carried on one too, because he suffered a concoction in the head (possibly a fractured skull, who knows?)
Chapter Ten Arrivals
Rose climbed up the stairs of Rivendell and saw Arwen, Elrond and Legolas waiting up in a balcony. Arwen's eyes were searching, while Elrond looked in distress at his daughter. An elf that Rose guessed to be Legolas' dad appeared and waved, Haldir saluted, and Rose examined Legolas with a critical eye. Hmm, she thought, not bad.looks alright.looks like one with good character. Then something else caught her eye. Elven architectures, all over the place, Rose starred in shock, almost like the way very obsessed fangirls might stare at Legolas. She got off her horse and quickly sat down under the nearest piece of architecture, pulled out the note book and got to work. Unfortunately that nearest piece of architecture happened to be the main stair, she sat on the steps, blocking everybody's way. 'Milady,' Legolas said in a way that would have made Kelsey fall on her face, 'Would you care to perhaps find a better location?' 'Go away, I'm busy!' Rose snapped (she hated to be disturbed when she was drawing). 'Well.you are blocking the path a bit.' Haldir added, helping Legolas. 'Oh shut up.' Rose returned and did not say another word. (Hey, not EVERYBODY is obsessed! Here is one of the cases, don't look so shocked). Galadriel and Celeborn walked up to her. Rose looked at Celeborn for a second, she remembered something, and grinned. 'Teleporno.' She said smugly. Celeborn turned red to the tip of his ears.
'HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!'
'What is it my lord?' Haldir kneeled down and started to sweat. 'Why did you teach her this?' Celeborn demanded, starting to act more like a lunatic than a supposently elegant elf lord. 'No lord, I did not.' 'You are the only that calls me that! If not you? Is it you?' Celeborn and turned to Galadriel, and looked like he was about to choke her. Galadriel took out a crystal phial containing light and pressed a button on the bottom, the light was actually electricity, and Celeborn was paralyzed as a ZAP was heard, then he collapsed to the ground. 'This is not going to be one of those nice councils we use to have.' Haldir whispered to Legolas. 'I heard that there were more of them.' Legolas whispered mysteriously. Haldir shuddered. Legolas didn't know.the troubles of being obsessed with. Yet.
'Gah.' Cicy spat with distaste. Stupid, short, fat, bushy, fat, short, bushy.fat dwarves! They were caring her on a stretcher. Hurry up and get me to my eternal love, she scowled silently. Stupid short-legged things.not pretty and perfect and leggy and.hot in every way like her beloved elf. 'Want to take a break?' One of the dwarves asked another one, caring the stretcher (and happens to be Gimli, ha, what are the chances of that now.). 'Hah! I'm strong and solid like a rock! This little lass is light as a feather to me!' Gimli boasted, Cicy kicked his head, Gimli fell on his face and fainted. The stretched collapsed in the front, Cicy slid off and started to run despite her blindfold and tied limbs. She was caught soon but managed to give Gimli another good kick in the nose. Soon, she was bored and started to talk to the dwarf. '.so you see, we have to hurry because I want to beat Kelsey to Legolas.' Cicy explained earnestly (correction, pretending to be earnest, because she is not capable of really doing so).
'Bah,' Gimli growled to himself. 'What's so good about that elf? He's tall and skinny and doesn't have any beard at all.why don't girls like me? I'm cute and cuddly, besides, I'm just like a teddy bear, girls love teddy bears.' Cicy heard him. She had a teddy bear once, it was named Teacher and she used it for voodoo spells. She decided to kick Gimli in the head again, just because she was bored.
*everyone fusses.*
'The sooner we bring her to the council of Elrond the better!' Gimli declared heroically, 'She is a danger not only to me but every decent dwarf there is in Moria. Think my friends, we grew up in one stone hall, shared one home, one heart, our blood is like the mithril we mine. Unite brothers (and sisters) and none shall overthrow the dwarves of Moria! We could have gone our separate ways, but over the years we have always been one! One family, one army fighting for each other and our native mother Moria.' It would have gone a lot longer if Cicy hadn't kicked him again. It was the fourth time Gimli fainted in that day. Though no one complained much on the last time. 'If there's a gift for prep talk,' Cicy thought, 'That shortie/hairy has not got it.' Happily and expectantly the dwarves proceeded to Rivendell, Cicy happily gazing into the sky from her stretcher, and Gimli having to be carried on one too, because he suffered a concoction in the head (possibly a fractured skull, who knows?)
Chapter Ten Arrivals
Rose climbed up the stairs of Rivendell and saw Arwen, Elrond and Legolas waiting up in a balcony. Arwen's eyes were searching, while Elrond looked in distress at his daughter. An elf that Rose guessed to be Legolas' dad appeared and waved, Haldir saluted, and Rose examined Legolas with a critical eye. Hmm, she thought, not bad.looks alright.looks like one with good character. Then something else caught her eye. Elven architectures, all over the place, Rose starred in shock, almost like the way very obsessed fangirls might stare at Legolas. She got off her horse and quickly sat down under the nearest piece of architecture, pulled out the note book and got to work. Unfortunately that nearest piece of architecture happened to be the main stair, she sat on the steps, blocking everybody's way. 'Milady,' Legolas said in a way that would have made Kelsey fall on her face, 'Would you care to perhaps find a better location?' 'Go away, I'm busy!' Rose snapped (she hated to be disturbed when she was drawing). 'Well.you are blocking the path a bit.' Haldir added, helping Legolas. 'Oh shut up.' Rose returned and did not say another word. (Hey, not EVERYBODY is obsessed! Here is one of the cases, don't look so shocked). Galadriel and Celeborn walked up to her. Rose looked at Celeborn for a second, she remembered something, and grinned. 'Teleporno.' She said smugly. Celeborn turned red to the tip of his ears.
'HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!'
'What is it my lord?' Haldir kneeled down and started to sweat. 'Why did you teach her this?' Celeborn demanded, starting to act more like a lunatic than a supposently elegant elf lord. 'No lord, I did not.' 'You are the only that calls me that! If not you? Is it you?' Celeborn and turned to Galadriel, and looked like he was about to choke her. Galadriel took out a crystal phial containing light and pressed a button on the bottom, the light was actually electricity, and Celeborn was paralyzed as a ZAP was heard, then he collapsed to the ground. 'This is not going to be one of those nice councils we use to have.' Haldir whispered to Legolas. 'I heard that there were more of them.' Legolas whispered mysteriously. Haldir shuddered. Legolas didn't know.the troubles of being obsessed with. Yet.