Spring, Sixth Year
Dear Mum,
I need some more clothes. I'm not sure accurate the measurements are; Ginny did them. Gin used a magical measuring tape. Usually Hermione does them using a muggle measuring tape. She spends a lot more time making sure. She always does the inseam at least three times. I always ask her why she was so careful and she made some silly muggle joke.."Measure twice, Cut once."
I don't know what she was thinking of cutting.
Hermione and I are on the outs again. When I mentioned measurements, she said that there was no way she was going to get that close to me. Then she said something really strange about doing a "Lorena Babbitt." I have no idea what of who that is.
Love, Ron
P.S. Remember, we will be home in about 8 weeks.
Molly read the letter and wondered just how clueless her youngest son was. Even she knew about the infamous American muggle that had cut off her husband's penis. What he could have done to make Hermione so angry with Ron she was actually thinking of doing it to him.
Molly rethought about the question and decided that she didn't want to know.
Ron really should pay attention thought. Hermione had been feeling him up for years and he hadn't even noticed. He was so innocent, she thought.
The end...for now,