Okay....wrote this very late at night...........forgive the insanity that it reeks of....^_^

Disclaimer: Me no own no Final Fantasy stuffs! (Me wish me did though...)





Ultimecia- SeeD...SeeD.... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD!!! You disgust me! Spreading like lokusts akross generations!

Irvine- Somebody forgot to take her medication!

Quistis- Somebody should have slept a little longer!

Selphie- Somebody needs a hug, really bad!!!

Squall- *nudges Rinoa* And you used to call ME the meanie...

Rinoa- *laughs*

Ultimecia- SHUTUP!

Zell- Make me!

Ultimecia- *wails* You're ruining my line!!!

Everyone- *mouths shut, eyes wide*

Ultimecia- *sniff* Thats better....now, where was I? Oh yes....*clears throat* Your vain krusade ends here!

Squall- NOOOO!!!

Everyone- *blinks*

Squall- erm.....whatever.....

Rinoa- *pats Squall's shoulder* *whispers*Hunny, don't try to be dramatic....you look like you have problems in your head when you do....

Squall- *nods*

Zell- Oh......kay.........as you were saying, Ms. Evil Sorceress Chick?

Ultimecia- *clears throat* I will kill you now!!!

Selphie- IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!

Ultimecia- And I'll start with her!

Quistis- No cheating! No cheating! You have to pick three of us...it's says here in the rulebook. Page 324, Code 3.2.6: A sorceress trying to compress time, battling against six---

Ultimecia- *snatches the book away* I'm a fucking sorceress! I follow no rulebook!!! *casts death on Quistis*

Everyone- *stares at Quistis's limp body for a few moments*

Irvine- Um.......maybe we should leave......

Squall- NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rinoa- Hunny, what did I tell you about big dramatic lines?

Squall- *sniff* It's just so hard....I've been bottling my emotions this entire game....and it's hard to hold it all in much longer. I'm such a sensitive person...and...*continues rambling and crying*

Rinoa- *holds Squall's head against her chest, soothing him*

Irvine- *saunters over to Selphie* Hey...you know...I'm sensitive too....

Ultimecia- DAMNIT!!! *pants* This is MY time to shine!!! This is MY moment in the game!!! Everyone gets to be a sorceress but me throughout the first three disks!!! Now I'M in control, and I want ALL the LINES!!!!!!!

Selphie- Damn...somebody never had a nice mommy...

Irvine- Somebody needs a spanking!

Everyone but Irvine and Ultimecia- IRVINE!!!

Irvine- What?!

Selphie- *stomps on Irvine foot* Pig!

Irvine- *hops around holding his foot*

Ultimecia- *hands on hips* We're never going to finish this battle are we? *looks at watch (which is kinda weird...considering time is compressed...but anywho)* It's already been twenty minutes people.

Zell- Is it me, or does this room smell like hotdogs??? *sniffs the air*

Gilgamesh- *rises from the ground* *uses Excalibur* *for some odd reason it works*

Ultimecia- *falls over, dead*

Selphie- YAY!

Rinoa- *coax's Squall to look at her (he was still crying into her chest)* See? bad lady is dead!

Squall- *sniffle* *looks at dead Ultimecia* *regains dignity* *clears throat* ......whatever......

Irvine- *starts pulling shot glasses out of his jacket pockets* Who's up for a victory drink?!?!

Zell- I'd go for a couple o' hotdogs right about now...

Quistis- *is laying on the ground, dead.*





I know, it's stupid, but hey, it's late.....hehehe.....