This is my very first Gwing fic well actually its not really a fic because
the characters in it are real life characters and this actually happened
one day while I was on a MAJOR sugar rush and had nothing else to do but
let my insanity take over which if you ask my friends is actually a regular
occurrence.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own gundam wing. I wish I could pilot deathscythe
hell.
Setting: Sakura high Characters: Meg (me) Kat Gin Lex Cabo Aicha The Gundam Wing characters.
(Kat and Meg are taking a walk) Kat: The sky seems so weird today.
Meg: That's because Nasa had clouded the sky in gray to cover up the construction of five colonies in space where five mad scientists are making five huge mass machines of destruction called Gundams made of Gundanium alloy and five fifteen year olds have to pilot it!
(Kat sweatdrops as Meg gets caught in a fit of insane laughter) Kat: ... I worry about you...
Meg: And then the Gundams come down here and destroy all the innocent students! Oh the humanity! And then Heero points his lazer gun at us and shoots PAW PAW but then his shield gets in the way and he shouts "RELENA!!!!" but then says later "WTF AM I DOING????" and his shield squishes us to death SPLQUAT And then Relena comes in saying "Heero! Don't do this! Stop killing, Heero!" but then Cabo comes in saying "SHUT UP BITCH!" and then shoots Relena in the heart BAM goodbye Relena and then Heero comes down Wing Zero and says "Cabo, I love you" SMOOCH but then Trowa accidentally fired PQAW PQAW and killed everyone but missed Heero by a millimeter and then you see Gin in a hallway full of blood (meg's eyes get wide. The horror...) and then she looks around and got shot by Trowa and she fell to the ground (Meg slowly acts as if falling to the ground) slowly... slowly... slowly... and her last words were "Gun...dam..." and she died. And then Sally came in and said "Stop this! Bloodshed will resort to nothing!" and then Trowa kills Sally AUGH and Heero and then Cabo wakes up saying "YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO HEERO!!!!!!" and then she kills all the Gundam pilots along with their Gundams with the "SUPER CABO KICK OF THE NORTH STAR!!!!!" then after everyone was dead she got up and said "okay, so who wants to play cards?" then everyone resurrects and plays Pusoy Dos.
(Lex comes in and hears Meg's insane laughter) Lex: Okay Meg... just sit down and repeat after me... I WILL NOT DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE...
(Meg runs around the hallway) Meg: THE GUNDAMS ARE COMING! THE GUNDAMS ARE COMING! WHAHAH-HAHA-HA-HA- HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone in the hallway stares at Meg and start edging away...) Aicha: what's wrong?
Kat: Meg's gone insane.
Lex: So what else is new?
(Meg points at Aicha) Meg: you... you are the lost soldier! You are Trowa Barton! AHAHA-HAHA-HA- HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Aicha stares and edges away...)
(Meg faints out of too much insane laughter. Everyone checks her pulse then leaves.)
Setting: Sakura high Characters: Meg (me) Kat Gin Lex Cabo Aicha The Gundam Wing characters.
(Kat and Meg are taking a walk) Kat: The sky seems so weird today.
Meg: That's because Nasa had clouded the sky in gray to cover up the construction of five colonies in space where five mad scientists are making five huge mass machines of destruction called Gundams made of Gundanium alloy and five fifteen year olds have to pilot it!
(Kat sweatdrops as Meg gets caught in a fit of insane laughter) Kat: ... I worry about you...
Meg: And then the Gundams come down here and destroy all the innocent students! Oh the humanity! And then Heero points his lazer gun at us and shoots PAW PAW but then his shield gets in the way and he shouts "RELENA!!!!" but then says later "WTF AM I DOING????" and his shield squishes us to death SPLQUAT And then Relena comes in saying "Heero! Don't do this! Stop killing, Heero!" but then Cabo comes in saying "SHUT UP BITCH!" and then shoots Relena in the heart BAM goodbye Relena and then Heero comes down Wing Zero and says "Cabo, I love you" SMOOCH but then Trowa accidentally fired PQAW PQAW and killed everyone but missed Heero by a millimeter and then you see Gin in a hallway full of blood (meg's eyes get wide. The horror...) and then she looks around and got shot by Trowa and she fell to the ground (Meg slowly acts as if falling to the ground) slowly... slowly... slowly... and her last words were "Gun...dam..." and she died. And then Sally came in and said "Stop this! Bloodshed will resort to nothing!" and then Trowa kills Sally AUGH and Heero and then Cabo wakes up saying "YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO HEERO!!!!!!" and then she kills all the Gundam pilots along with their Gundams with the "SUPER CABO KICK OF THE NORTH STAR!!!!!" then after everyone was dead she got up and said "okay, so who wants to play cards?" then everyone resurrects and plays Pusoy Dos.
(Lex comes in and hears Meg's insane laughter) Lex: Okay Meg... just sit down and repeat after me... I WILL NOT DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE...
(Meg runs around the hallway) Meg: THE GUNDAMS ARE COMING! THE GUNDAMS ARE COMING! WHAHAH-HAHA-HA-HA- HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone in the hallway stares at Meg and start edging away...) Aicha: what's wrong?
Kat: Meg's gone insane.
Lex: So what else is new?
(Meg points at Aicha) Meg: you... you are the lost soldier! You are Trowa Barton! AHAHA-HAHA-HA- HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Aicha stares and edges away...)
(Meg faints out of too much insane laughter. Everyone checks her pulse then leaves.)