A/N: Hi, I finally up-dated! I was out of town for a while, I had to go to
a family reunion, it sucked like hell! All of my family members are at
least 5 years older then me or 3 years younger, did I say it sucked?! But
the good news is I got over my writers block! So on with the story.
Chapter 12: NOT A GOOD IDEA!
Dawn took the book in her hands, and started reading it, "Okay, Angel, just sit down and relax, clear your mind, don't focus on anything, okay, now you are gonna wanna, um, um, continued on page 32?" Dawn read, "How are we suppose to do that? Wait, I'm a dumb ass, aren't I?" Dawn started to turn the pages, but ended up dropping the book, "Whops!"
Angel stood up, "Dawn, I'm not so sure I want you doing this."
"What Angel? Should I go get Spike, the insane vampire that hates you and would probably stake you wail you're in the trance to do this for me?" Dawn asked sarcastically.
"I think that is a great idea!" Conner said, with a smile.
Dawn glared at Conner, the smile on Conner's face disappeared into a blank expression, Angel looked surprised. "Okay, lets start this again, Angel, sit down relax, clear your mind, tell me, when you think you heard 'from beneath you it devours'?" Dawn asked.
Buffy walked into the room, "Hey, Dawn, did Willow leave her laptop here?" Buffy looked around "And what are you doing?"
"To answer your first question, yes Wills left her laptop, it's in her bedroom and to answer your second question, we're doing hypnotherapy to try to jog Angel's memory of where he heard 'from beneath you it devours'." Dawn explained.
"Oh, okay, so is Willow's laptop connected to the internet?"
"Yeah," Dawn replied.
"Cool, I have to do some research."
"What about?" Angel asked.
"It's for work, it's a new counseling program for relationships, like, dating and stuff, I have to research how marriages went now and up to 300 years ago in England and Ireland," Buffy stated.
Angel's eyes widen for a brief second, so fast that no one even noticed, "Why don't you ask Spike?" Angel asked.
"I don't think that is such a good idea," Buffy said.
"Why not?" Angel asked.
"Me asking, the now male version of Drusilla, about how people got married back when he was human? NOT A GOOD IDEA!"
"Buffy, I have a feeling there's something your not telling me, am I right?" Angel asked.
"Completely, 100% correct," Buffy answered.
"So, when are you planning on telling me?"
"Never," Buffy said, she looked to Dawn for help.
"Sorry, Buff, but I would pay big money to see this conversation, and here it is, for free," Dawn said with a smile.
Buffy took a deep breath, "Spike has had a crush on me for about a year in a half and last year I slept with him countless times just to feel something," Buffy said in one breath.
Angel has a blank stare, then just started laughing, "Was this before or after he got his soul?" Angel managed to say.
"I broke-up with him, because I was using him, then he tried to rape me, then he got his soul," Buffy said seriously.
Angel stopped laughing, "My, god, you're serious," Buffy nodded, "I'm going to kill him."
"No!" Buffy said.
"Do you l-l-l" Angel couldn't even finish what he was saying.
"Hell no!" Buffy shouted.
"Then why haven't you killed him?"
"Because that was when he didn't have a soul, now he dose, you, better then anyone, should know the difference, did I try to kill you when I found out you were a vampire?"
Angel gave her a look.
"Okay, point taken, but, #1, I thought you bit my mother, #2, I didn't, I just tried!"
"Okay, question," Angel said.
"Shoot."
"Who did he get his soul returned?"
"Hell if I knew!" Buffy said.
"So Willow didn't return it?"
"Not that I know of, I'm guessing he got it when he left town, and at that time Willow wasn't all berserk," Buffy said, she then turned to Dawn, "That's it, what did you think?"
"Not what I was expecting," Dawn answered.
"Why was that?" Angel asked.
"No one was killed."
"Should we get back to the hypnotherapy?" Angel asked.
"Yeah."
A/N: Please R&R!
Chapter 12: NOT A GOOD IDEA!
Dawn took the book in her hands, and started reading it, "Okay, Angel, just sit down and relax, clear your mind, don't focus on anything, okay, now you are gonna wanna, um, um, continued on page 32?" Dawn read, "How are we suppose to do that? Wait, I'm a dumb ass, aren't I?" Dawn started to turn the pages, but ended up dropping the book, "Whops!"
Angel stood up, "Dawn, I'm not so sure I want you doing this."
"What Angel? Should I go get Spike, the insane vampire that hates you and would probably stake you wail you're in the trance to do this for me?" Dawn asked sarcastically.
"I think that is a great idea!" Conner said, with a smile.
Dawn glared at Conner, the smile on Conner's face disappeared into a blank expression, Angel looked surprised. "Okay, lets start this again, Angel, sit down relax, clear your mind, tell me, when you think you heard 'from beneath you it devours'?" Dawn asked.
Buffy walked into the room, "Hey, Dawn, did Willow leave her laptop here?" Buffy looked around "And what are you doing?"
"To answer your first question, yes Wills left her laptop, it's in her bedroom and to answer your second question, we're doing hypnotherapy to try to jog Angel's memory of where he heard 'from beneath you it devours'." Dawn explained.
"Oh, okay, so is Willow's laptop connected to the internet?"
"Yeah," Dawn replied.
"Cool, I have to do some research."
"What about?" Angel asked.
"It's for work, it's a new counseling program for relationships, like, dating and stuff, I have to research how marriages went now and up to 300 years ago in England and Ireland," Buffy stated.
Angel's eyes widen for a brief second, so fast that no one even noticed, "Why don't you ask Spike?" Angel asked.
"I don't think that is such a good idea," Buffy said.
"Why not?" Angel asked.
"Me asking, the now male version of Drusilla, about how people got married back when he was human? NOT A GOOD IDEA!"
"Buffy, I have a feeling there's something your not telling me, am I right?" Angel asked.
"Completely, 100% correct," Buffy answered.
"So, when are you planning on telling me?"
"Never," Buffy said, she looked to Dawn for help.
"Sorry, Buff, but I would pay big money to see this conversation, and here it is, for free," Dawn said with a smile.
Buffy took a deep breath, "Spike has had a crush on me for about a year in a half and last year I slept with him countless times just to feel something," Buffy said in one breath.
Angel has a blank stare, then just started laughing, "Was this before or after he got his soul?" Angel managed to say.
"I broke-up with him, because I was using him, then he tried to rape me, then he got his soul," Buffy said seriously.
Angel stopped laughing, "My, god, you're serious," Buffy nodded, "I'm going to kill him."
"No!" Buffy said.
"Do you l-l-l" Angel couldn't even finish what he was saying.
"Hell no!" Buffy shouted.
"Then why haven't you killed him?"
"Because that was when he didn't have a soul, now he dose, you, better then anyone, should know the difference, did I try to kill you when I found out you were a vampire?"
Angel gave her a look.
"Okay, point taken, but, #1, I thought you bit my mother, #2, I didn't, I just tried!"
"Okay, question," Angel said.
"Shoot."
"Who did he get his soul returned?"
"Hell if I knew!" Buffy said.
"So Willow didn't return it?"
"Not that I know of, I'm guessing he got it when he left town, and at that time Willow wasn't all berserk," Buffy said, she then turned to Dawn, "That's it, what did you think?"
"Not what I was expecting," Dawn answered.
"Why was that?" Angel asked.
"No one was killed."
"Should we get back to the hypnotherapy?" Angel asked.
"Yeah."
A/N: Please R&R!