Part 2
More citizens of Harmony answer the immortal question- Why did the chicken cross the road?
Miguel: Because it's girlfriend is on the other side about to die for the 900th time and he has to save her, because she's the only other person that exists in his world.
Charity: The chicken crossed the road because it had a premonition that Evil was coming and going to destroy the side of the road he was on.
Jessica: Because it couldn't stand it's evil sister and had to get away from her before she killed everyone.
TC: The chicken crossed the road because the evil land owner took it's farm, and the chicken has to get to it's mysterious shed.
Kay: The chicken crossed the road to get away from it's bitch of a mother hen and she has to get to the rooster she loves so she can have his egg.
Sheridan: (crying uncontrollably) The chicken can't choose between which side of the road she wants to be on!
Rebecca: The chicken crossed the road because she had to get to her 'Pookie'.
Ethan: (looking perplexed) To get to the other side, duh.