Disclaimer: I do not own DB, DBZ, and DBGT so please don't sue.
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Sanosuke's-Gurly: Hi! I glad you guys gave me those reviews, but I'm sorry for the wait. I know that you guys wanted the story in when my reviews got to 20, but it's just that school is holding me back from typing more because of the homework and tests. Well, I hope you like this chapter. I'll give you a hint. It's about more new kindergarten characters like Master Roshi, Launch, 18 and many more. Jezika-gurl won't be here to edit my story. ( So I have to do it myself. Oh yeah, and one more thing. This is for Kitto Ok, wherever ya are. You don't know how to judge a fanfic if your life depended on it! So why don't you shut up your mouth before you can give any more bad reviews! *Sticks out tongue*
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DBZ - Kindergarten Style!
Chapter Three: The flirty Master Roshi and the chubby fat Majin Buu.
By: Sanosuke's-Gurly
After the incident with the green paint jar at art time, Miss Mai announced that it was now playtime. Playtime for Kindergartens was inside and not outside since the playground was only for first grade and up. Since they had to stay inside and they weren't allowed to run around in the classroom, the kids played with toys instead of playing tag or any game that involved running.
Everyone was playing house while Goku and Krillin was in the corner, drawing scribbles on paper. Then, in front of them was Cell and he was still mad about the green paint. He hated Goku so he said there playing and once in a while he would always look up and give Goku enraged sneers.
To make himself feel better, he sat there doing a play call "I Killed Goku." Since there were no dolls that looked like Cell and Goku, he just used Barbie dolls. He drew their faces on a piece of paper and cut them and glued them to the doll's faces and started to play with them.
"I am the great and mighty Cell!" Cell said as he was playing his part.
"I am the wimpy, stupid, idiot, evil, stinky, weird, imbecile, loser, fat, big mouth, jerk, cranky, butthead, midget, meanie, angry Goku!" Cell said trying to imitate Goku the way he wanted.
Then Cell took out a green paint jar and acted out the scene of when Goku threw that paint at him, but he did it his way. He took the jar and places the Goku doll standing on it and made it say, "Hahaha, I will throw my evil, giant jar of green paint at you to destroy you FOREVER!" Then he places the doll of himself in front of the Goku doll and made it say, "You can never destroy me because I'll destroy you before you destroy me."
"Well, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you!" Cell made the Goku doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me!" Cell made his doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you!" Cell made the Goku doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me!" Cell then made his doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me..................................." And it goes on and on and on and on and on...
Goku and Krillin sat there staring at Cell with weird faces. Krillin thought to himself. Man this guy has issues. While Goku thought to himself. I didn't know that I would be that well admired in school to have a doll made after me. Cell spent the whole playtime killing Goku, well the doll I mean. (Kitty-HamHam68: He's not an adult yet to do that.)
On another side of the room as Goku and Krillin examine were a kid named Master Roshi. (Kitty-HamHam68: Master Roshi is looks better old so he's gonna look like the dirty old man he is in the TV shows, but chibi, OK? OK!) Master Roshi went around the room, flirting with all of the pretty girls in the class. First he went up to Bulma....
"Hi babe, what's up!" Master Roshi tried to sweet talk her. "Since you're so pretty, I'll give you a kiss from me," he said. Then he moved closer to Bulma, puckering up his lips.
"Geeeeek! Help, this ugly guy is trying to kiss me!" Bulma shouted.
Vegeta rushed in front of Bulma before Master Roshi's lips touch her. Master Roshi didn't know that Vegeta was in front of him because his eyes were close so he had kiss Vegeta's cheek by accident. When he opened his eyes and saw Vegeta's red, angry face, he freaked out.
"YIKES!" Master Roshi squeaked. Then Vegeta punched him in the face hard and painful. After Roshi fell to the ground Bulma ran off with Vegeta and forgot about Yamacha. This gave Master Roshi a black eye, but this didn't stop him from flirting with other girls.
There was a girl by the name Launch. She was sitting at her desk, finishing her finger painting since she had not finished it earlier. She was Master Roshi's next girl to give a kiss to.
Master Roshi sneaked up on behind the table that she was working on. Launch didn't notice him so he took his chance. He jumped in front of her and puckers up his lips.
"Let me give you a kiss sweet thing!"
Launch was startle by it, but Master Roshi had tried to kiss her before so she had learned how to defend herself. She took a jar of paint and bashes it on his head, as he was about to kiss her.
"TAKE THAT!" She yelled.
The jar made Master Roshi's head vibrate back and forth. Then Master Roshi lost track of what he was doing and fell to the floor. Launch took the paint jar and opened it and pour all over on Master Roshi as he lay on the ground and walked away mad.
When Master Roshi woke up he found paint all over him. It was BROWN! He took off his jacket that had paint on it and put it back to his backpack so he'd just wear his clean t-shirt underneath. His pants were the only thing left that had brown paint and he wasn't going to take THAT off! So he walked around with brown wet paint on his pants and a big lump from the bash.
Next it was android 18, 18 for short.
She was practicing how to punch so she used a teddy bear as her punching bag. Master Roshi sneaks up on behind her. He waited a few minutes but then he'd finally jumped in the direction of 18. But 18 were going to do a triple kick at that time so her leg ended up in Master Roshi's face. It punched him three times and he hit the floor. 18 then realized that she had kicked him. She smiled evilly to herself and walked over to where he lied.
"You earned that! Moron!" 18 said then kicked him away. Master Roshi smashed against the wall. He sat there for the rest of the playtime groaning with two black eyes, one fat lip, brown pants that made him look like he had an accident, and a lack of pride.
Then it was snack time......
"Ok kids, its snack time! Who wants to help pass out the cookies and milk?" Miss. Mai said.
The kids all got excited in their sits. They all rised their hands especially Goku, since he wanted to eat all of the cookies himself and drink the milk. After a few seconds to choose who should pass out the cookies and milk, Miss Mai finally chose Dende and Launch to do it. The cookies were fresh baked chocolate chip cookies and the milk was also chocolate. (Kitty-HamHam68 My favorite!"
Once the cookies and milk were passed out, all of the kids began to munch down on their scrumptious snacks and drink their flavorsome milk. (Kitty- HamHam68: Ahhhhhh! This is making me hungry! Sorry, but I HAVE TO GO AND EAT SOMETHING! Be right back!)
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
(Kitty-HamHam68: OK! I'm back! Oh yeah, back to the story!)
Goku was sitting at his seat next to Chi Chi. He was about to eat his cookies but then a huge pink hand moved in front of him from the right and grab all of his cookies. He looked over to where the hand belonged. To his eyes, it was a huge pink blob of a fat person. The blob seems to be munching heavily on Goku's cookies with crumbs flying everywhere.
"Hey! Give me back-." Goku was about to shout at the blob, but a hand had placed over his mouth.
Goku turned and saw that it was Chi Chi.
"Don't mess with Majin Buu!" She said to him.
Then Chi Chi's hand removed away from Goku's mouth. Goku was confused and said, "Why?"
Chi Chi replied back saying, "If you interrupt his snack time or make him mad, then he'll turn you into food and eat you. And I couldn't bear to see you get chomped down and get swallowed into his stomach."
"Eat me? Why would he want to do that?" Goku asked.
"I don't know. Just don't talk to him." Chi Chi said.
"Oh fine, I'll just drink my milk then." Goku said grumpily.
"Oh, I just love it when you're angry. You're so cute Goku." Chi Chi said then Blushed.
Goku didn't pay much attention to her as she said that. He reached for his milk but apparently Majin Buu took hold of it before Goku could even touch it with the tip of his fingernail. He hold the glass in his hand and poured it all in his mouth. Goku was now angry and didn't think of what Chi Chi said.
"Hey YOU!" Goku said. Majin Buu stopped pigging out on his cookies and milk and turned to face Goku. "Yeah you right there! Since you drank my milk, I expect you to give me a refill!"
Buu's plain face turned into a frown, and steam flew out of his head holes. "Grrrrrrrrrr! What did you just said!" Buu said in his high childish voice. (Remember now, Buu is fat Buu, not evil Buu or kid Buu, but Fat But. Got it. Ok, back to the story.) Goku replied, "You heard me, I want a refill on my milk. Oh yeah, and my cookies too, which YOU took!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRR!" Buu stood up and looked down at Goku since Goku was shorter than him. Though Goku was smaller, he wasn't scared. Buu twitched his antenna and blasted a yellow beam at Goku to turn him into, YES, CHEESE! (KittyHamHam68: Why!? I dunno, I guess he was in the mood for it.) Before the beam could touch a hair on Goku, Goku quickly used his small brain and jumped out of the way. The beam, unfortunately, hit Miss Mai instead!
"AHHHHHH!" Miss Mai screamed but it was too late. She became, CHEESE! The kindergarten kids gasped in the sight of their teacher that had became, CHEESE!
"Look Miss Mai had became, CHEESE!" One of the kids named King Kai cried.
Buu followed wherever Goku ran and tried to turn him into, CHEESE! (Kitty- HamHam68: All right, all right, I'll stop with the CHEESE! Hahaha! All right this time I really mean it.)
Buu had turned every object in the room into cheese. (Kitty-HamHam68: see, I've stop) Then Buu had finally gotten Goku cornered. Goku was scared as Buu move his antennae at Goku. It was about to beam at Goku, but then the smell of cheese from everywhere caught Majin Buu's attention. To Goku's luck, Buu went away and nibbled on the cheese object. Goku was saved.
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Sanosuke's-Gurly: I know I kept interrupting my story, but I can't help it. Anyways, for the credits. The idea of Majin Buu in the story was midnightnick's idea, but the cheese idea and Buu stealing Goku's cookies and milk and then chasing him was mine and so was the rest of the story. Thanks again Midnightnick! Oh! And if you could do me a favor and read my other fanfics and give it a review. Pretty please! I beg of you!
They're called: The briefcase- G Gundam. Humor/action/adventure (PG-13) The Nightmare Returns- Resident Evil. Horror/action/adventure (PG-13)
Read it please! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
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Sanosuke's-Gurly: Hi! I glad you guys gave me those reviews, but I'm sorry for the wait. I know that you guys wanted the story in when my reviews got to 20, but it's just that school is holding me back from typing more because of the homework and tests. Well, I hope you like this chapter. I'll give you a hint. It's about more new kindergarten characters like Master Roshi, Launch, 18 and many more. Jezika-gurl won't be here to edit my story. ( So I have to do it myself. Oh yeah, and one more thing. This is for Kitto Ok, wherever ya are. You don't know how to judge a fanfic if your life depended on it! So why don't you shut up your mouth before you can give any more bad reviews! *Sticks out tongue*
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DBZ - Kindergarten Style!
Chapter Three: The flirty Master Roshi and the chubby fat Majin Buu.
By: Sanosuke's-Gurly
After the incident with the green paint jar at art time, Miss Mai announced that it was now playtime. Playtime for Kindergartens was inside and not outside since the playground was only for first grade and up. Since they had to stay inside and they weren't allowed to run around in the classroom, the kids played with toys instead of playing tag or any game that involved running.
Everyone was playing house while Goku and Krillin was in the corner, drawing scribbles on paper. Then, in front of them was Cell and he was still mad about the green paint. He hated Goku so he said there playing and once in a while he would always look up and give Goku enraged sneers.
To make himself feel better, he sat there doing a play call "I Killed Goku." Since there were no dolls that looked like Cell and Goku, he just used Barbie dolls. He drew their faces on a piece of paper and cut them and glued them to the doll's faces and started to play with them.
"I am the great and mighty Cell!" Cell said as he was playing his part.
"I am the wimpy, stupid, idiot, evil, stinky, weird, imbecile, loser, fat, big mouth, jerk, cranky, butthead, midget, meanie, angry Goku!" Cell said trying to imitate Goku the way he wanted.
Then Cell took out a green paint jar and acted out the scene of when Goku threw that paint at him, but he did it his way. He took the jar and places the Goku doll standing on it and made it say, "Hahaha, I will throw my evil, giant jar of green paint at you to destroy you FOREVER!" Then he places the doll of himself in front of the Goku doll and made it say, "You can never destroy me because I'll destroy you before you destroy me."
"Well, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you!" Cell made the Goku doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me!" Cell made his doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you!" Cell made the Goku doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me, before I destroy you, before you destroy me!" Cell then made his doll said.
"No, I'll destroy you, before you destroy me..................................." And it goes on and on and on and on and on...
Goku and Krillin sat there staring at Cell with weird faces. Krillin thought to himself. Man this guy has issues. While Goku thought to himself. I didn't know that I would be that well admired in school to have a doll made after me. Cell spent the whole playtime killing Goku, well the doll I mean. (Kitty-HamHam68: He's not an adult yet to do that.)
On another side of the room as Goku and Krillin examine were a kid named Master Roshi. (Kitty-HamHam68: Master Roshi is looks better old so he's gonna look like the dirty old man he is in the TV shows, but chibi, OK? OK!) Master Roshi went around the room, flirting with all of the pretty girls in the class. First he went up to Bulma....
"Hi babe, what's up!" Master Roshi tried to sweet talk her. "Since you're so pretty, I'll give you a kiss from me," he said. Then he moved closer to Bulma, puckering up his lips.
"Geeeeek! Help, this ugly guy is trying to kiss me!" Bulma shouted.
Vegeta rushed in front of Bulma before Master Roshi's lips touch her. Master Roshi didn't know that Vegeta was in front of him because his eyes were close so he had kiss Vegeta's cheek by accident. When he opened his eyes and saw Vegeta's red, angry face, he freaked out.
"YIKES!" Master Roshi squeaked. Then Vegeta punched him in the face hard and painful. After Roshi fell to the ground Bulma ran off with Vegeta and forgot about Yamacha. This gave Master Roshi a black eye, but this didn't stop him from flirting with other girls.
There was a girl by the name Launch. She was sitting at her desk, finishing her finger painting since she had not finished it earlier. She was Master Roshi's next girl to give a kiss to.
Master Roshi sneaked up on behind the table that she was working on. Launch didn't notice him so he took his chance. He jumped in front of her and puckers up his lips.
"Let me give you a kiss sweet thing!"
Launch was startle by it, but Master Roshi had tried to kiss her before so she had learned how to defend herself. She took a jar of paint and bashes it on his head, as he was about to kiss her.
"TAKE THAT!" She yelled.
The jar made Master Roshi's head vibrate back and forth. Then Master Roshi lost track of what he was doing and fell to the floor. Launch took the paint jar and opened it and pour all over on Master Roshi as he lay on the ground and walked away mad.
When Master Roshi woke up he found paint all over him. It was BROWN! He took off his jacket that had paint on it and put it back to his backpack so he'd just wear his clean t-shirt underneath. His pants were the only thing left that had brown paint and he wasn't going to take THAT off! So he walked around with brown wet paint on his pants and a big lump from the bash.
Next it was android 18, 18 for short.
She was practicing how to punch so she used a teddy bear as her punching bag. Master Roshi sneaks up on behind her. He waited a few minutes but then he'd finally jumped in the direction of 18. But 18 were going to do a triple kick at that time so her leg ended up in Master Roshi's face. It punched him three times and he hit the floor. 18 then realized that she had kicked him. She smiled evilly to herself and walked over to where he lied.
"You earned that! Moron!" 18 said then kicked him away. Master Roshi smashed against the wall. He sat there for the rest of the playtime groaning with two black eyes, one fat lip, brown pants that made him look like he had an accident, and a lack of pride.
Then it was snack time......
"Ok kids, its snack time! Who wants to help pass out the cookies and milk?" Miss. Mai said.
The kids all got excited in their sits. They all rised their hands especially Goku, since he wanted to eat all of the cookies himself and drink the milk. After a few seconds to choose who should pass out the cookies and milk, Miss Mai finally chose Dende and Launch to do it. The cookies were fresh baked chocolate chip cookies and the milk was also chocolate. (Kitty-HamHam68 My favorite!"
Once the cookies and milk were passed out, all of the kids began to munch down on their scrumptious snacks and drink their flavorsome milk. (Kitty- HamHam68: Ahhhhhh! This is making me hungry! Sorry, but I HAVE TO GO AND EAT SOMETHING! Be right back!)
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
(Kitty-HamHam68: OK! I'm back! Oh yeah, back to the story!)
Goku was sitting at his seat next to Chi Chi. He was about to eat his cookies but then a huge pink hand moved in front of him from the right and grab all of his cookies. He looked over to where the hand belonged. To his eyes, it was a huge pink blob of a fat person. The blob seems to be munching heavily on Goku's cookies with crumbs flying everywhere.
"Hey! Give me back-." Goku was about to shout at the blob, but a hand had placed over his mouth.
Goku turned and saw that it was Chi Chi.
"Don't mess with Majin Buu!" She said to him.
Then Chi Chi's hand removed away from Goku's mouth. Goku was confused and said, "Why?"
Chi Chi replied back saying, "If you interrupt his snack time or make him mad, then he'll turn you into food and eat you. And I couldn't bear to see you get chomped down and get swallowed into his stomach."
"Eat me? Why would he want to do that?" Goku asked.
"I don't know. Just don't talk to him." Chi Chi said.
"Oh fine, I'll just drink my milk then." Goku said grumpily.
"Oh, I just love it when you're angry. You're so cute Goku." Chi Chi said then Blushed.
Goku didn't pay much attention to her as she said that. He reached for his milk but apparently Majin Buu took hold of it before Goku could even touch it with the tip of his fingernail. He hold the glass in his hand and poured it all in his mouth. Goku was now angry and didn't think of what Chi Chi said.
"Hey YOU!" Goku said. Majin Buu stopped pigging out on his cookies and milk and turned to face Goku. "Yeah you right there! Since you drank my milk, I expect you to give me a refill!"
Buu's plain face turned into a frown, and steam flew out of his head holes. "Grrrrrrrrrr! What did you just said!" Buu said in his high childish voice. (Remember now, Buu is fat Buu, not evil Buu or kid Buu, but Fat But. Got it. Ok, back to the story.) Goku replied, "You heard me, I want a refill on my milk. Oh yeah, and my cookies too, which YOU took!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRR!" Buu stood up and looked down at Goku since Goku was shorter than him. Though Goku was smaller, he wasn't scared. Buu twitched his antenna and blasted a yellow beam at Goku to turn him into, YES, CHEESE! (KittyHamHam68: Why!? I dunno, I guess he was in the mood for it.) Before the beam could touch a hair on Goku, Goku quickly used his small brain and jumped out of the way. The beam, unfortunately, hit Miss Mai instead!
"AHHHHHH!" Miss Mai screamed but it was too late. She became, CHEESE! The kindergarten kids gasped in the sight of their teacher that had became, CHEESE!
"Look Miss Mai had became, CHEESE!" One of the kids named King Kai cried.
Buu followed wherever Goku ran and tried to turn him into, CHEESE! (Kitty- HamHam68: All right, all right, I'll stop with the CHEESE! Hahaha! All right this time I really mean it.)
Buu had turned every object in the room into cheese. (Kitty-HamHam68: see, I've stop) Then Buu had finally gotten Goku cornered. Goku was scared as Buu move his antennae at Goku. It was about to beam at Goku, but then the smell of cheese from everywhere caught Majin Buu's attention. To Goku's luck, Buu went away and nibbled on the cheese object. Goku was saved.
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Sanosuke's-Gurly: I know I kept interrupting my story, but I can't help it. Anyways, for the credits. The idea of Majin Buu in the story was midnightnick's idea, but the cheese idea and Buu stealing Goku's cookies and milk and then chasing him was mine and so was the rest of the story. Thanks again Midnightnick! Oh! And if you could do me a favor and read my other fanfics and give it a review. Pretty please! I beg of you!
They're called: The briefcase- G Gundam. Humor/action/adventure (PG-13) The Nightmare Returns- Resident Evil. Horror/action/adventure (PG-13)
Read it please! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!